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The two hashers had come to the Mexican Crêpe restaurant after hours, as requested. Balls in Your Cort brought a bottle of fine Mexican Wine as tribute, while XiaoJiJi brought a bottle of hornet kaoliang. “It makes your dick bigger,” said XiaoJiJi. “I know, stop staying that,” said Balls in Your Cort. They heard the latch unlock, and the door swung open: soon to be former GM Mexican Handjob was there, wiping something off of a woman’s shoe. “Bonsoir,” he said Mexicanly, and invited the two in. “You both know why I invited you here, oui?” he asked. “Please not a threesome, please not a threesome, please not a threesome,” thought Balls in Your Cort. “You are going to ask one of us to be the next GM?” said XiaoJiJi. 兩名hasher被要求在下班後來到了墨西哥可麗餅店。蛋蛋在你的髒窩帶了一瓶墨西哥美酒作為貢品，小雞雞則是帶了一支黃蜂高粱。 「它會讓你從小雞雞變大雞雞~」小雞雞說。 「我知道，不要再這樣了，」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。 他們聽到門鎖打開的聲音，門打開了: 即將成為前會長的墨西哥手工活在那裡，正在把”某樣東西”從一支女鞋上擦掉。 「”蹦絲襪”，」他用墨西哥腔的法文說晚安，並邀請兩人進來。「你們知道我為什麼邀請你們來這裡嗎？」他問。 「拜託鼻要是三P，鼻要3P，千萬拜託鼻要是3P!!」蛋蛋在你的髒窩在心裡祈求著。「你打算問我們其中一人當下一屆會長？」 小雞雞說。 “That’s right,” said Mexican Handjob, “and thank you for the wine. Can I offer you some Mexican escargot?” “But why us,” said XiaoJiJi, “by which I mean, why Balls in Your Cort?” “Hey!” said Balls in Your Cort. “Simple,” said the GM. “You, XiaoJiJi, walk faster on a broken foot than most hashers run on a healthy one. And Balls in Your Cort was the best Down Down Master ever, after Limp of Shame already said ‘no.'” “Hey!” said Balls in Your Cort. “There’s another reason,” said the GM. “You see, the job of the GM is to be the face of Taiwan Hash… and sometimes, more than the face! I want to be remembered as one of the greatest, most impressive GMs, so I picked the two hashers with the absolute smallest cocks to replace me so that I look better by comparison.” “HEY!” said Balls in Your Cort! “That’s not fair… No Potential isn’t here! That makes me at least third smallest in the Hash, right? Right?” XiaoJiJi coughed uncomfortably and offered the bottle of hornet liquor. 「西低~」墨西哥手工活說道，「對了，謝謝你的酒。你要不要來點墨西哥田螺？」「但是為什麼是我們，」小雞雞說，「我的意思是，為什麼選蛋蛋在你的髒窩？」 「嘿！」 蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。 「粉簡單，」會長說。 「你，小雞雞，用一隻受傷的腳走都還比大多數hasher用他們健康的兩隻腳跑得都還要快。然後在羞羞跛行已經拒絕我之後，蛋蛋在你的髒窩是有史以來最好的噹噹大師。」 「嘿！」 蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。 「而且還有另一個原因，」會長說。 「你看，會長的工作就是成為TwH3的門面……有時，不僅僅是”門面”！我希望被後世銘記為最偉大、最令人印象深刻的會長之一，所以我選擇了兩位有絕對是我看過最小的雞雞的人來代替我，這樣相比之下我超有競爭優勢。」「嘿!!!」 蛋蛋在你的髒窩說!「這不公平……沒有潛力不在這邊！我至少是hash裡面第三小的吧？對吧？對吧？」 小雞雞不舒服地咳了一聲，遞出了那瓶黃蜂高粱。 “There’s only one thing left to do. Only one of you can be my co-hare at the Erection Run. You must now face off in the Octagon,” said the GM, pointing at the roped-off arena in the back, “so lube up and get in there!” “Actually,” said XiaoJiJi, “we have an alternative. How about we have two GM’s next year?” “What?” said Mexican Handjob, halfway through putting on a latex glove. “Yeah,” said Balls in Your Cort, “since it’s too much work for one person, we will divide it up evenly. Some days I will GM, some days XiaoJiJi.” “But… but… why didn’t I think of that!” stammered Mexican Handjob, “All those Sundays, for a whole year of my life….” “So you agree?” said Balls in Your Cort. “Yes,” said Mexican Handjob, “just don’t tell the other hashers. Let’s at least let them pretend they are choosing from two candidates.” “Oh, we already told everyone at Down Island” said XiaoJiJi. “That doesn’t count,” said Mexican Handjob, “what happens at Down Island stays at Down Island.” “Why are you both looking at me?” said Balls in Your Cort, who had already drunk half the bottle of hornet liquor. 「只剩下一件事情要做了。你們中只有一人可以成為我選舉跑中的搭檔。你們現在必須在八角籠裡對決，」會長指著後面用繩子圍起來的競技場說道，「所以潤滑一下然後進去吧！」 「其實，」小雞雞說，「我們還有另一個選擇，明年我們用雙會長制如何？」「哪尼?!」 墨西哥手工活一邊說，一邊戴上了乳膠手套。「嘿啊，」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說道，「一個人的工作量太大了，我們就平攤一下。有的時候是我當會長，有的時候是小雞雞。」「可是……可是……我當時腦子浸水了嗎?! 怎沒想到?」墨西哥手工活結結巴巴地說，「所有那些星期天，我一生中的一整年……」「那你同意了吼？」 蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。「是的，」墨西哥手工活說，「只是不要告訴其他hasher。至少讓他們假裝他們有真民主真選舉。」 「哦，我們已經告訴去DI的所有人了。」小雞雞說。「那不算，」墨西哥手工活說，「DI發生的事情就留在DI。」「你們兩個為什麼看我？」 蛋蛋在你的髒窩說，他已經喝掉了半瓶黃蜂高粱了。 ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Mexican Handjob / 墨西哥手工活 Cohare 副兔: XiaoJiJi & Balls in Your Cort / 小雞雞 & 蛋蛋在你的髒窩 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Yuanshan Riverside Park Skating Rink 圓山河濱公園溜冰場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ri8dbmP2J2mLqXBs6 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** Take the Red Line MRT to Yuanshan Station, then walk 15 minutes to the run start. 搭紅線到圓山站，然後走15分鐘到起跑點 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** Hai Bawang Restaurant 海霸王餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/UeuvCc1D7gZvbvn48 SIGN UP FOR THE BASH HERE:

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