#2461- The Retarded Spongy Run


FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run 路線:A to A 8 km – Elevation / 爬升: 350 m Hare: Sponge Cake Cohare: Awesome Idiot Some people are retarded by nature, some other become retarded by habit and some others definitely deserve to be called retarded due to their laziness and lack of commitment and dedication. 有些人北七渾然天成,有些人習慣當北七,有些人則是因為後天懶散,愛爽約又不給力而得到北七封號。 This Sunday’s run will be in every way retarded, first because the Hare “Sponge Cake” delivered the run’s information delayed, second because the Cohare is “Awesome Idiot” and third, because only retarded hares will wait until the last minute to do its recce. 本周日路線各種北七,首先因為兔子”Sponge Cake”遲交路線資訊,再來因為副兔是”Awesome Idiot”(五告北七),最後,兔子們最後一秒才在探路一定是北七啊! We will now have to deal with the fact that the Hsinchu Hashers have a leverage to say that not only them are way too Hsinchu but we might be hand in hand with them, something that is absolutely unacceptable. 現在我們必須要面對新竹跑友相繼來恭喜我們快要跟他們一樣新竹了,這是完全不能接受的事啊你各位! Shall Sponge Cake and Awesome Idiot be punished at the Down Downs for their laziness and lack of dedication or Shall they be transferred to Hsinchu Hash??? Come this Sunday to figure this out!!! 揪竟Sponge Cake 跟Awesome Idiot該在吐槽大會為他們的懶散和沒誠意接受懲罰還是直接把他們轉調去新竹咧?本周日揭曉! The run will be in Taoyuan City, starting at Shanbi Expect Park 山鼻之望(公園). It will be 8Km of gorgeous runnable trails in the forest with some reasonable elevation. 路線將在桃園市,山鼻之望公園起跑,樹林裡共8K的美麗好跑路線,搭配合理的爬升。 After Down Downs, a short 10min walk will be necessary to get to the bash place which is just right next to Shanbi MRT Station. 吐槽大會後,約十分鐘步行距離即可達聚餐地點,就在機捷山鼻站旁邊。 See you all on Sunday 週日見啦! On-On!!!! *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday August 7th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE******* Shanbi Park 山鼻之望(公園) https://goo.gl/maps/vP4YK9UYz4PRfFnC9 ******HOW?******* Take the MRT to Shanbi Station and follow the flour to the run start. 怎麼去: 搭乘機捷至山鼻站然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* https://goo.gl/maps/e3Sr6N7HB5RrPBmQ9 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

August 7, 2022 (2:30 pm) – August 7, 2022 (12:00 am)

Shanbi Park 山鼻之望(公園) https://goo.gl/maps/vP4YK9UYz4PRfFnC9