#2451- The Dog’s Bollocks Run


FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, 7km 200m elevation 路線:A to A, 7k爬升200 Hare: Dr Vagina Face Cohare: Flacid (軟男) It was a Friday night and Dr Vagina Face had the horn. After finishing the bash, he headed home and a perverted scheme crept into his mind. He logged in to the university’s high-powered radio-telescope and began to train the lenses toward the bright lights of Taoyuan city. But before he could properly finish the task in hand, his vision blurred, and he slumped face first to the keyboard. 一個周五夜黑風高的夜晚, Dr. Vagina Face感到一陣焦躁難耐,聚餐結束返家後,一個小奸小惡的念頭在他腦中萌芽,他登入大學的高功率電波望遠鏡然後調整鏡頭轉向燈火通明的桃園市。但就在他即將完成任務之際,突然感到一陣視線模糊,臉朝下倒在鍵盤上。 The next morning, he woke with a guilty jolt. He began gently peeling his tongue from the crusted spacebar, and rolled his eyes upwards to examine the blinking screen: Anomalies found: 1/ Distance 207,005, 987 km/ Size: 100,000 square meters / Composition: 92% Iron, 6% Gold, 2% Cheese. 隔天早上他帶著罪惡感醒來,一邊把黏在空白鍵盤上的舌頭拔起,一邊揉揉眼睛看向閃爍著的螢幕-發現異物質:距離207,005, 987公里/ 規模100,000平方米/ 92%鐵、6%金、2%起司組成。 Mmm hmmm gmmm, hmm! He tapped his name into the NASA online registry of space objects and bingo – asteroid EL-0N-MU55KIS80087355-X was his! For an exciting moment, the future seemed very rosy. 轟隆…轟隆…轟轟轟隆! 他在NASA太空物體註冊網站輸入自己的名字搜尋然後賓果! 一籠馬濕嗑捌洞洞捌拐參伍伍-叉小行星是他的了! 在那一瞬間,他感到未來充滿了一片光明。 The next day things started getting weird, a single piece of biltong arrived with a simple demand etched into it: SELL ME THE SPACE ROCK. All the local farmers in Taoyuan began investing in dangerous guard dogs and driving Teslas, the local bash restaurants all closed. Before 8am every day, all the beer in every local 7-eleven had been bought and poured into the river. 但就在隔天,事情開始變得怪異,首先他收到一塊乾肉條,上面寫著簡單的指示:小行星倘賣嘸? 所有桃園當地的農民們開始豢養兇猛的看門狗,開著特斯拉,當地餐廳全部暫停營業。每天早上八點以前,每家便利商店的啤酒全被買走然後倒進河裡。 Dr Vagina Face faced a choice – A future as a sad billionaire but unable to hash, or to sell his space rock to the mystery South African at a knock down price. He chose the hash! – and with the money bought and disposed of all the farm dogs in the Taoyuan metro area. Dr. Vagina Face面臨了一個難題-是要成為一個哀傷且無法跑hash的億萬富翁,或是賤賣他的小行星給一個神祕南非投資客? 他選了hash!- 然後他把得到的錢將所有桃園機捷站附近的看門狗全部買來放生。 The trails in Shanbi are outstanding so don’t miss out as we celebrate our hare’s generosity this Sunday. There will be verdant fields, rolling hills, great views, and possibly a few dogs. If you’re scared of dogs don’t worry – the hares are kindly sponsoring a special memorial safety rock for each runner. 本週日在山鼻站的路線非常棒所以千萬別錯過了慷慨的兔子為我們做的路,會有青翠的田野風光,起伏的小山丘,美好的風景,可能還會有一些狗,但是怕狗人士免驚! 兔子為各位準備了特別有紀念性的石頭給各位帶著防身。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, May 29th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Shanbi Meetup at the farmhouse restaurant: 機捷山鼻站, 在大排檔居酒屋 佳園復古餐廳會合: https://goo.gl/maps/BtVd1nZ2U9PXSxNK9 ******HOW?******* Airport MRT A10 Shanbi and walk 5 minutes. YouBike from Bali for the chronically masochistic. Drivers – there’s loads of free parking. 怎麼去: 正常人- 機捷 A10 山鼻站步行五分鐘 受虐狂- 從八里Youbike 駕車者- 很多停車位 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 29, 2022 (2:30 pm) – January 1, 1970 (12:00 am)

Shanbi Meetup at the farmhouse restaurant機捷山鼻站在大排檔居酒屋 佳園復古餐廳會合https://goo.gl/maps/BtVd1nZ2U9PXSxNK9