#2396 - The Nowhere Run


BUS RUN!!!! ********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** This Sunday sees the eagerly anticipated return to the TwH3 hares roster of one of our long-standing hares, Arthur’s Backdoor, assisted by the ever-pleasant former GM of TwH³ Desperate Hashwife. The hares promise us a run-of-the-year contender in classic hashing territory. Expect a delightful romp on the gentle slopes of Taoyuangu with a great variety of terrain; restored rice terraces, old farmhouses and the famous buffalo pastures topped off with those spectacular ocean views. Long and short trail options are available suitable for runners/walkers of all ages and fitness levels. We can only take small buses up to the run start which means places are extremely limited. You need to bus yourself fast if you want a spot so don’t leave us hanging. Buses depart from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:30pm. Note from the Trail Master (nobody is still feeling sore about the 6 nations) “something vaguely funny about Wales …” There will be a keg of draft beer at the run from our sponsor Redpoint Brewing! ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Nowhere Taoyuangu Hiking Trail Entrance https://goo.gl/maps/vU3cWfv97m3oaEHR6 ********* HOW? ********* Bus your own Face in the comments below or Drive to the Google Maps point above or Throw an Ender Eye really really far or Get in a probability drive enabled ship and try really hard to goto France ********* Price ********* Men $300 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 9, 2021 (2:30 pm) – May 9, 2021 (12:00 am)