#2379 - The Horny Hash History Happy Hour Run

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******What****** ******蝦咪****** Taiwan hash claims to be superlative in many ways but I wager there is not one among you who would claim intelligence as one of our strongest points. For as long as this half-mind can remember we have all known that despite our logo proudly stating we were founded in 1976 we actually held our first run in the year of 19 and 75. This digitary inconsistency has rubbed some of our more OCD members the wrong way for decades and none more Captain Compulsive himself, this weeks hare. TwH3 在很多方面都宣稱我們是最鳥不起最厲害的,但是我敢打賭,所有人裡面沒人敢說高智商是我們其中之一的強項。只要某人可以記得,我們都知道,儘管咱們的logo上自豪的標明了我們是1976年創立的,但實際上我們的第一個run是在1975。這個數字上的不一致,這幾10年來一直搔的我們那些強迫症成員癢癢癢,更別說強迫症隊長他本人,也就是我們這星期的兔子。 This Sunday get schooled on the history of this Ménage d\’idiots by none other than Bamboo Laoshi. He promises that the run will be green, runnable and most importantly not 16km long. 本周日來接受Bamboo大老有關這個愚蠢hash大家庭的歷史教育。他保證這個run將會是綠油油,可跑起來的,然後更重要的是,不會再是16K那麼長! After the run Bamboo will share some of his favorite stories from the golden age and we will do our best not to yawn. There shall also be funny down downs taking place though if you prefer that sort of thing you uncultured swine. 跑完Baboo將會分享一些在他那黃金年代他最喜歡的故事,啊我們也會盡我們最大的努力不打呵欠。當然也一定也會有有趣的噹噹,所以還不快按參加。 *****When***** *****啥時***** 01/10/2021 – (FUCK YEAH, STILL NO MORE 2020) Hares leave at14:00 兔子2點起跑 *****Where****** *****哪兒****** Fudekeng Environmental Restoration Park 福德坑環保復育公園 Map Link *****How****** *****怎去****** Bus #小12 from Taipei Zoo, Kunyang, Nangang, Nangang Exhibition Center MRT Station. 可從捷運動物園,昆陽,南港,南港展覽館站搭小12巴士 ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules****** Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:** Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒

When & Where

January 10, 2021 (2:00 pm) – January 10, 2021 (9:00 pm)

台北市台灣 | https://goo.gl/maps/CvxDzuM5pTkVzRMAA