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Somewhere in Germany, legendary hasher, sausage lover, and international man of mystery, Bullseye, is drinking at the Hashbräuhaus Beer Hall with his fellow Taiwan-loving German Hashers: Hitler’s Missing Testicle, Dr. Binlang, Dr. Anal Technology, Limp of Shame, and half of Mexican Handjob. “It is almost your 40th runniversary,” said Dr. Anal Technology. Indeed, Bullseye has been running for over 40 years, before which he exclusively traveled the world by crawling on his belly like an inchworm. 在德國某個角落，號稱捷兔傳奇、同時也是大香腸愛好者，那個最神秘的國際級人物 Bullseye，正在德式啤酒屋裡，和幾個愛台兔友一起暢飲：Hitler’s Missing Testicle、Dr. Binlang、Dr. Anal Technology以及Limp of Shame。「欸，再過不久就是你的四十週年慶了耶，」Dr. Anal Technology說。沒錯，Bullseye 竟然已經跑捷兔跑了四十年了。在他開始用兩條腿跑步之前，他環遊世界的方式都是匍匐像毛毛蟲那樣扭扭扭。 “Yes, and as soon as Oktoberfest is over, my suitcase full of European Hash shirts and I will fly back to Taiwan, and I’ll celebrate by haring a run for my favorite kennel, China Hash,” said Bullseye. “It’s Taiwan Hash now,” corrected Dr. Binlang. “Bah, you young hashers with your complicated down-downs and complicated names,” whined Bullseye, “what was wrong with simple hash names like ‘Bullseye’ or ‘Hippo’ or ‘DingBuDong’ or ‘Butt’? I tell you, running was much better back in the good old days!” “We just call them ‘the old days’ here,” said Hitler’s Missing Testicle, nervously. 「是啊，等十月啤酒季結束後，我就要帶著我那一整箱在歐洲跑捷兔的酷炫T恤飛回台灣，還要親自設計一條路線跑跑來慶祝回歸，這都是打算獻給我最最最愛的捷兔團——China Hash，」Bullseye 說道。「咳咳，現在叫 Taiwan 得又複雜，現在連取個兔名也都繞口難唸，」Bullseye 抱怨說，「以前簡單的兔名不好嗎？像是 ‘Bullseye’、‘Hippo’、‘DingBuDong’ 或 ‘Butt’？我跟你說，以前那些光榮的捷兔才叫真正的捷兔啊！」「在我們這裡，我們只叫那種時代為『逝去的古早』，」Hitler’s Missing Testicle 緊張但仍不忘補了一句。 “Excuse me, meinen Herren,” said the waiter suddenly, “but do you know this woman?” Behind him stood an embarrassed Doppelbänger. “We found her outside, peeping into the men’s room and rubbing her Fleischvorhänge.” “老太婆, what are you doing here?,” asked Bullseye. “You’re the oldest one here, you old monster!,” countered Doppelbänger, but she felt better when they offered her a beer, a sausage, and a seat on Limp of Shame’s lap. “To 40 more years,” said Bullseye, “and when one Taiwanese drinks, all Taiwanese drink!” 這時，服務生突然走過來：「不好意思，先生們，請問你們認識這位小姐嗎？」他身後站著一臉尷尬的 Doppelbänger。「她剛剛一邊在男廁外偷窺，一邊還在那揉她的該邊肉。」「老太婆你怎麼在這？」Bullseye 嚇一跳問。「你才是這裡最老的好嗎？你這隻老妖怪！」Doppelbänger奧嘟嘟回嘴。不過當大家遞給她一杯啤酒、一根香腸，還讓她坐在 Limp of Shame 的大腿上之後，她馬上開心起來。「為了再跑四十年，乾啦！」Bullseye舉杯，「德國人總是說：一個台灣人喝，全台灣人一起喝！讚啦！」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Bullseye Cohare 副兔: DingBuDong ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 16 Nov 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 湖興土雞山莊 茶藝館 https://maps.app.goo.gl/H4ripBu61rtZ3LhU8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Xindian then bus GR3 or 849 捷運新店站然後搭公車綠3或849 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 湖興土雞山莊 茶藝館 https://maps.app.goo.gl/H4ripBu61rtZ3LhU8

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November 16, 2025 (2:00 pm) – November 16, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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