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We join our heroine, the globetrotting grave robber and necrophiliac Lara Crotch, on a perilous expedition in the jungles of Xingyi. Having hacked her way through vine and bramble, narrowly escaping disaster in rushing rivers and along crumbling rock faces, she thought she finally reached a checkpoint. Alas, as she sprinted towards a safe spot, she slipped on a pile of wolf shit and tumbled down a ravine. “Ow, my leg!” she cried. “Also, I thought there are no wolves in Taiwan?” 㯍㯍！我們的蓋世女英雄，那個全世界亂跑、看到古墓就手癢、還有著嚴重戀屍情節的Lara Crotch，這週來到了行義路上開始了她刺激的叢林冒險。她披荊斬棘、穿越藤蔓與荊棘，驚險躲過湍急河流與崩裂的岩壁，好不容易以為抵達一處檢查標記。沒想到，就在她奔向安全點時，一腳踩在一大坨狼屎上，整個人摔進山谷裡。「嗚啊，我的腿！」她慘叫道。「台灣怎麼還會有狼啊？」 “Don’t worry, my little egg. I’ll rescue you!” said a voice from above. Lara Crotch looked up. There, framed by the glowing rays of the sun, was her role model, the courageous Kiwi explorer Slobbo Tamer, and her sideburned sidekick TeenVolf! “My hero,” said a starstruck Lara Crotch after being rescued, “but with my leg hurt, how will I be able to hare my upcoming run?” “Don’t worry, my poppet,” said Slobbo Tamer, “I will be your co-hare! It’ll be the best run of the year. If not… then we’ll get everyone so drunk they won’t be able to remember if it wasn’t the best run of the year!” 「別怕，我的小蛋餅，我來救妳！」上面突然傳來一個充滿氣勢的聲音。Lara Crotch往上一看，只見逆光中站著她的偶像，勇敢無敵的紐西蘭奇異果探險家Slobbo Tamer，旁邊跟著鬢角濃到可以過濾咖啡的搭檔TeenVolf。被救起來後，Lara Crotch少女心大爆發：「我的英雄～～～但是我腿已經壞掉了，我該怎麼跑這次的路線呢？」「別怕啦，我的小可愛，」Slobbo Tamer拍拍胸口，「我來當妳的副兔！這將會是今年最厲害最棒的跑跑。如果不是……帶著大家喝到爛就好啦！大家喝ㄎㄧㄤ了就不會記得這場跑跑到底是不是今年之最。」 With that, Slobbo Tamer turned and marched forward, when she slipped on a puddle of wolf cum and fell into another ravine. “Ow, my leg!” she cried, “Also, I thought there are no wolves in Taiwan?” “Now what?” asked Lara Crotch, after rescuing her idol. “I guess TeenVolf will be your co-hare of record,” said Slobbo Tamer, limping, “but I still want credit!” “Great! Now, let’s get off this rock before anyone else breaks a leg,” said Lara Crotch. “You two klutzes go on ahead,” said TeenVolf, “I need to re-mark my territory.” 話剛說完，Slobbo Tamer轉身大步一跨，一腳踩在一灘狼精上，立刻滑進另一個山谷。「喔靠靠靠，我的腿啦！」她哀號。「還有我說真的，台灣到底哪來的狼啦？」Lara Crotch把她偶像再度撈起來後：「那現在怎麼辦？」Slobbo Tamer一拐一拐地說：「看來TeenVolf才是妳正式的副兔了！但我還是要掛名，這一切都是我的功勞耶！」「行行行！走啦！再不走等一下會變成行義路骨折三人組。」Lara Crotch說。TeenVolf揉揉鬢角：「妳們兩個先走吧，我要去重新在我的地盤上撒撒野，不然我的真傳都被妳們摔到沒有了。」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Lara Crotch Cohare 副兔: TeenVolf ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 23 Nov 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Xingyi Park, Shipai 行義公園, 石牌 https://maps.app.goo.gl/9YFuWYyETyYjEA2K8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Shipai then there are many bus options to the run start or ubike 捷運石牌站然後搭公車或騎Youbike到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Cyclamen Garden Seafood Restaurant 仙客來海鮮庭園餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/jhQdqYRUNjqum7HUA

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November 23, 2025 (2:00 pm) – November 23, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Xingyi Park, Shipai 行義公園, 石牌 https://maps.app.goo.gl/9YFuWYyETyYjEA2K8