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台灣健龍捷兔 #2634 – 紐西蘭獵狗他媽的強勢回歸亂 SPECIAL RUN – SPECIAL BASH *Happy Birthday F*ck You and F*ck Off* – The run will be A to A+. – There will be an MRT section. – Bring your yoyo card or 20NT, or join Comes Once a Year in racing the train. We may have to rename him “Comes Faster than a Train.” CRAFT BEER BAR BASH. – 450NT, craft beer & homecooked food & bread. – Bring your own utensils (bowl/plate/spoon) – Sign up required, 25 people limit. There will be a Bash Me post. In last week’s episode, fearless explorer and Mother of Hounds, Slobbo Tamer, had graciously allowed her partner and pup, TeenVolf, to co-hare for Lara Crotch after injuring her leg. Now it was her turn to hare, with a red-line run at Tamsui. “Are you sure you’re ready for this?,” asked TeenVolf, combing his sideburns, “the doctor said you still need to recover.” “Pff, what do those non-hasher doctors know? I wanted a second opinion, so I asked Dr. Vagina-Face, and he said I’m good to go,” said Slobbo Tamer. “Maybe get a third opinion?” worried TeenVolf. 在上週的精彩跑跑故事中，因為腳受傷，那位無所畏懼探險家，人稱獵狗們他媽的Slobbo Tamer慷慨地讓她的伴侶兼小狼狗TeenVolf代替她的位置做了Lara Crotch的副兔。這週，卻是真正輪到她當野兔，要在淡水捷運紅線做一條路線。「妳確定妳這週可以跑嗎？可是醫生不是說妳還需要休息復原？」TeenVolf 一邊梳著他濃密粗厚的鬢角一邊問。「哈囉？那些不知道也沒有跑捷兔的醫生們懂什麼？我已經跟Dr. Vagina Face 再次確認了，他說我早就可以跑了！」Slobbo Tamer不以為意地回答。「呃，也許……要不要再多問幾個醫生啊？要確定耶！」TeenVolf還是憂心忡忡。 In fact, many of the hashers were happy to provide unsolicited medical advice. “I suggest daily betel nut chewing for a week, and abstinence from sex for 12 hours,” said Dr.Binlang. “Hard pass,” said Slobbo Tamer. “I recommend a beer enema for you, and a prostate massage for TeenVolf,” said Dr. Anal Technology. “But my leg is fine,” said TeenVolf. “So what?” replied Dr. Anal Technology. They even tried traditional medicine. “When I broke my foot, I drank bottle after bottle of deer penis wine,” said XiaoJiJi. “Did that help your foot heal faster?” asked Slobbo Tamer. “No, I just like deer penis wine,” said XiaoJiJi, “plus now my testicles are the size of oranges!” 其實，很多捷兔的朋友們都非常樂意提供他們完全沒被要求或詢問的醫療建議。「我跟妳說啦，如果妳每天嚼檳榔，而且禁慾 12 小時，一週之後就好了，真的超有用的！」Dr. Binlang誠懇說道。「做不到！」Slobbo Tamer想都不想地拒絕。「我教妳，妳可以用啤酒灌腸，然後好好深度按摩TeenVolf的攝護腺。」Dr. Anal Technology說。「可是我的腿又沒有受傷！」TeenVolf滿臉黑人問號。「那又怎樣？我有提到你的腿嗎？」Dr. Anal Technology連正眼都沒看。他們甚至去研究了民間傳統療法。「我每次腳斷掉或是受傷時，都是狂喝鹿鞭酒，一瓶接著一瓶！」 XiaoJiJi說著。「所以那有讓你的腳好的比較快嗎？」Slobbo Tamer問。「當然沒有，我純粹愛喝鹿鞭酒。而且我現在的睪丸跟柳丁一樣大！超棒！」XiaoJiJi光用說的就超興奮了。 Finally, they were approached by the witchiest of witch doctors: Dr. Sausage. “I made a special pipe tobacco that will let you run through any injury,” said the sausage-maker. “It’s made from Flasher’s chest hair and Vulture’s feathers, ground up and soaked in a mixture of Weeping Pussy’s tears, Period’s blood, Maple Semen’s syrup, and the highly concentrated nicotine extract that Serial Vapist sweats out. One puff, and you can run through anything.” “Wait a minute. You’re not a doctor!” said TeenVolf. “I ain’t a sausage either, but nobody complains about that!” said Mr. Sausage. 終於，捷兔界裡最強大最資深最陰沉的巫毒醫生Dr. Sausage 靠了過來：「我專門為妳特製了一款菸草，抽了它，不管什麼傷，就算妳沒有腿，也可以跑跳蹦！」巫醫自信說道。「這裡面是Flasher的胸毛及Vulture的羽毛，兩者搗碎後再泡進我特調的藥水：Weeping Pussy的淚水、Period的經血、Maple Semen的糖液、再混合 Serial Vapist 汗液裡超高濃度的尼古丁精華製成。只需要抽一口這個菸草，保證妳今天在淡水山區直接飛起來！」TeenVolf 聽到整個呆住：「等一下……你根本不是醫生啊！」Dr. Sausage兩手一攤：「我也不是香腸啊，不過也從來沒有人抱怨申訴過，對不對？」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Slobbo Tamer Cohare 副兔: TeenVolf ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 30 Nov 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Tamsui Sports Park Tennis Court 淡水運動公園籃球場網球場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vKgcHtJ2Cv3AoajS8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Tamsui then walk 捷運淡水站然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBA

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November 30, 2025 (2:00 pm) – November 30, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Tamsui Sports Park Tennis Court 淡水運動公園籃球場網球場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vKgcHtJ2Cv3AoajS8