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SIGN UP: https://forms.gle/eFPt3uPBoRWKEue56 Pack your bags and grab your butts, because Down Island 2025 is finally announced, I mean, finally here! “I thought it was going to be Up Island this year?” said some asshole. Well, our GMs tried, but it turns out Northern Taiwan is full of People, and People don’t like it when over a hundred loud, drunken, half-naked hashers make noise all night long. Thus, the GMs did what every good GM does when their down-down ideas flop: stall and wait for a mystery whip. WWTTBBWW bitched and wanked, and 70% Gay blamed un-harmonious agitators for disrupting her Great Leap Upward. Luckily, Homersexual came to the rescue, with an absolute beauty of a venue in Hengshan, Hsinchu. So it’s Down Island, but just barely! 收拾行李、拍拍屁股，因為南島亂奔 2025 終於成了，我是說，終於來啦！！！ 「我還以為今年是說要弄北島往上走？」某些不知名不重要的混蛋們竊竊私語。欸，我們的會長們確實盡力嘗試還去了場勘，但後來發現北邊上面那裡的人民太多了，而那些特定的勞動階級人民並不喜歡一百多個吵鬧、醉醺醺、半裸的捷兔跑者整晚亂叫亂吼。於是，我們的會長做了每個好會長都會做的事：擺爛，然後插著腰等待奇蹟出現。WWTTBBWW 一邊打手槍一邊抱怨，70% Gay 則怪罪那些破壞她大躍進勞改計畫的不和諧不配合分子。好哩加在，Homersexual來了個英勇救場絕地重生，在新竹橫山找到了一個超讚的秘境。終於我們有南島亂奔了，好啦很勉強的南到了新竹。 Make the short trip down, and you’ll be rewarded with two firsthand glorious trails from some of our most experienced hares. On Saturday you can get sticky with Maple Semen and Cums Once a Year. with that night ending with a massive catered bash. Joining Homersexual on the Sunday run is Village Idiot, on an A-to-B run that ends at another bash. 快點往南跑一趟吧！保證不虛此行。快來收割兩條由資深兔子們帶領的全新第一手精彩路線，跟任何之前橫山路線都不重複，處女等級的新鮮。星期六，可以跟著 Maple Semen 還有他的副兔Cums Once a Year 玩得黏黏噠噠，晚上還有一場大型包場晚宴派對等著你！星期天，主兔Homersexual 將與 Village Idiot 一同帶隊進行史詩般的全新神秘AB點路線，迎面而來的終點又是另一場慶典及豐盛晚餐！ Our special midnight run and morning hangover runs will make appearances too! The hotel itself is titanic, more like an amusement park secluded in the mountains where nobody can hear you scream with joy, and we’re renting out the whole space! The space is made for adventure sports. Paintball? Climbing Wall? Are you crazy? No, we can’t afford the insurance! Just drink and run, geez! 當然，經典的午夜跑和宿醉晨跑也不會缺席！這次的飯店超級無敵大，根本就像是藏在山裡的遊樂園，沒人能聽到你歡樂尖叫。我們幾乎是包下整個場地，狂歡不怕吵！只怕喉嚨叫不破。場地本身設計就是給冒險活動用的：那裡有漆彈場、攀岩牆…….靠邀你是不是瘋啦？保險費我們付不起啦！你就乖乖跑步加喝酒吧，拜託！ To make your life even easier, we are renting a bus! Included in your ticket for Down Island is a bus departing Taipei Main Station down to the hotel on Friday, and returning from the B-point Sunday. Will the driver hate us after this? Will he try to swing an axe at Tiny Balls? Almost certainly yes! So don’t delay: regsiter today! 特別設計讓你有一個輕鬆人生，我們這次也包了遊覽車！你沒看錯，這次南島亂奔的票價包含了所有的交通費：星期五晚上從台北車站出發，直達飯店；星期天載我們AB點這邊那邊最後還平安送回台北。司機會不會最後恨死我們？會不會拿斧頭砍 Tiny Balls？答案幾乎可以肯定是會的！所以別猶豫，快點報名吧！ Special thanks to the Hash Cash for doing so much behind the scenes work to make Down Island 2025 possible, and a big shout out to Eggs Donor, who went out of her way to help organize so much, with Sperm Donor helping too. 特別感謝 Hash Cash 在幕後辛苦打理一切，讓南島亂奔2025夢想成真；還要熊熊地感謝 Eggs Donor 在幕後幫忙處理一堆事情，Sperm Donor 也出了不少力按摩Egg Donor！這麼棒的安排，還不快點報名！ **WHO? / 誰?** Saturday: Hare 主兔: Maple Semen Cohare 副兔: Cums Once a Year Sunday: Hare 主兔: Homersexual Cohare 副兔: Village Idiot **WHAT? / 蝦咪** Saturday: A:B run / 路線：A to A [x] km + Elevation: [x] m / 爬升: [x] m Sunday: A:B run / 路線：A to B [x] km + Elevation: [x] m / 爬升: [x] m **WHEN / 啥時** Last Weekend of October (10/31-11/2) 十月的最後一個週末 (10/31-11/2) **TENTATIVE SCHEDULE / 暫定行程** 10/31 (Friday) 18:30 | Meet at Taipei Main Station 北車集合 19:00 | Buses OFF! 遊覽車準時出發 21:15 | Arrive at DI venue 抵達萬瑞森林樂園 22:00 | Welcome party 破冰派對 11/1 (Saturday) 8:40-11:00 | Hotel breakfast 早餐 9:00 | Hangover run 宿醉晨跑 14:00 | Hares off! 兔子起跑 17:00 | Down Down 噹噹 18:00 | Catering bash 晚宴 22:00 | Party 什麼都可以慶祝的派對 11:59 | 午夜跑 11/2 (Sunday) 8:40-11:00 | Hotel breakfast 早餐 11:00 | Hotel check out 退房 11:30 | Buses off to run point A 遊覽車出發去A點 13:00 | Hares off! 兔子起跑 16:00 | Down Down 噹噹 17:00 | bash 晚宴 19:00 | Buses off to Taipei 遊覽車回台北 20:30 | back to Taipei 抵達台北 **WHERE / 哪兒** Wanruey Resort 萬瑞森林樂園 **HOW? / 怎去** Taiwan Hash buses!!! 台灣健龍捷兔專屬遊覽車 **PRICE** Four-person room | $6200 Two-person room | $6900 四人房 | $6200 雙人房 | $6900

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October 31, 2025 (2:00 pm) – November 2, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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