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f you wanted to hide an illicit chemistry lab near Taipei, where would you put it? If you ask Bunsen Boner, he’ll say, “I don’t know what you think I’ve done, but it’s definitely not in Beitou, nestled amidst the hot-spring vents where nobody thinks twice about smoke and weird smells.” If you can tear yourself away from the soothing waters and alluring hikes, and instead follow what appears to be a pasty cancer patient in his underwear lurking around the fumaroles, you’d see Bunsen Boner and his business partner, Dr. Binlang, working to supply the market with the purest, highest potency betel nut this side of Hsinchu. And then Bunsen Boner would throw an explosive hunk of fulminated mercury at you to stop you from snooping. Yeah, science, bitch! 如果要在台北偷偷弄一間地下非法化學實驗室，你會選在哪？問Bunsen Boner的話，他肯定會這樣回答：「欸欸我先聲明喔，我不知道你在說什麼，但我絕對沒有把我的實驗室藏在北投喔～那種地方整天熱氣蒸騰、煙霧瀰漫，誰會對煙味或怪味有其他的懷疑？」不過，如果你忍痛放下北投那療癒身心的溫泉、也不走那裡超美的山徑，而是尾隨那個只穿內褲、在地熱噴氣口附近閒晃、看起來像癌症病友的人……你可能就會親眼看到Bunsen Boner和他的最佳夥伴Dr. Binlang，正在現場熬煮最新一批高純度、超猛、全市最讚的檳榔結晶，聽說在新竹以北市場無人能敵。如果被這隻野兔發現你在偷窺，他搞不好會朝你丟一塊爆炸性的雷酸汞，把你嚇跑。對啦！這就是科學，靠杯！ Being the Kings of crystal binlang has its downsides. Bunsen Boner spends so much time in the lab that he missed the last YangMingShan run! He heard it was so good, that he decided to do it again for anyone who missed it, only better. Pure. No adulterants. No chili powder. For his grand vision, only the Mid-Autumn Festival weekend will do. Bunsen Boner promises this run will have a big climb, but with a beer check as a reward. Is he generous, or does he have ulterior motives? “What I do, I do for my hash family,” says Bunsen Boner. Yeah, science, bitch! 不過身為檳榔結晶界的男神，也是有代價的。因為整天關在實驗室裡搞配方，Bunsen Boner錯過了不久前在陽明山上那場超經典的跑跑！聽說那次好評到炸裂，他說什麼也要重辦一場，獻給那些沒參加到的人，而且要辦得更屌、更純，絕對不摻料，沒有添加物！什麼辣椒粉啦、蒟蒻啦、五香粉啦——通通都不准加！為了實現他的偉大構想，只有中秋連假才配得上。野兔保證：爬升會大到你想罵人，但會有啤酒補給站讓你補氣回血。他是佛心來著？還是別有用心？「我做這些，不為別的，就是為了我們這群健龍的跑者家人們，」Bunsen Boner說。對啦！這就是科學，靠杯！ Not buying it? Neither is the head of the international betel nut cartel: 2nd Man In. Perhaps you overheard them talking at the recent Saturday Night Bash, hiding in plain sight. “I know you are planning to supply the Pan Asia Hash, mother fucker,” said 2nd Man In, “now smile, shake my hand, and tell me why this trail is as high as Tiny Balls in Thailand.” “To be honest, I just want everyone to get fucked by the elevation gain,” says Bunsen Boner. “I think the following Monday is a holiday, so everyone should not be a pussy and just do the long. The short is dogshit anyway.” Yeah, science, bitch! 不信這套？不只你，連國際檳榔集團的老大哥2nd Man In也不買帳。也許你在上週六的卡啦OK派對上有看到他們在聊天，交頭接耳鬼鬼祟祟，用屁股想都知道他們在搞事。「我知道你打算把一批貨供應給 Pan Asia Hash，你這混帳，」2nd Man In 接著說，「現在給我笑一下、握個手，看起來好像正在享受這段對話，但順便解釋一下為什麼你設計的這個路線感覺比Tiny Balls上次去泰國玩時還要嗨？」Bunsen Boner聳聳肩：「說實在的，我就單純想讓大家享受一下爬升啊～反正隔天放假，怕什麼？有種就跑長程啦，短程真的……唉，連狗都不想走。」對啦！這就是科學，靠杯！ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Bunsen Boner Cohare 副兔: Dr. Binlang ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 8.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 600m S: 6.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 5 Oct 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Longfenggu Park 龍鳳谷公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Wgd5Qqsxt8oHFGkd9?g_st=ic ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shipai then Bus S8 or 508 to run start Parking available nearby 捷運石牌站然後公車小8或508到A點 附近有停車位 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Cyclamen Garden Seafood Restaurant 仙客來海鮮庭園餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/jhQdqYRUNjqum7HUA

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October 5, 2025 (2:00 pm) – October 5, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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