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Forty leagues off the east coast of Taiwan, Panty Pirate was perched in the crow’s nest of his ship, the Hashing Merry, looking through his spyglass. He feared this would be another failed excursion, when suddenly he spotted it: a pleasure yacht, covered in buxom babes in bikinis. “Yarr, look at all that booty!,” said Panty Pirate, “hard a starboard and heave ho, lads!” His crew, a dozen “One Piece”-themed anime body pillows, did nothing. “Yarr, I have to do everything myself,” said Panty Pirate, and steered towards his prey. 在台灣東岸外四十海哩的地方，Panty Pirate正站在他那艘「健龍梅利號」的瞭望台上，用望遠鏡搜尋著可口的獵物。原本以為這是既如往常那樣一場失敗的航行，沒想到突然看見了一艘豪華遊艇，上頭滿滿都是穿著比基尼的巨乳辣妹。「哇哈哈，看看那滿山滿谷的白色肉饅頭！」Panty Pirate大喊，「右舷轉舵，全員衝刺準備登船！」他的船員，那些一堆以《航海王》角色為主題的動漫抱枕，攤在甲板上被風微微吹著，毫無反應。「嘖，這些廢物又在放空了……還是我自己來吧！」Panty Pirate抱怨著，自己操縱船舵，直奔目標。 Soon, the Hashing Merry had lashed onto the yacht, piloted by First B, and Panty Pirate jumped aboard. It turns out the women he saw from the spyglass were just plastic anime figurines, but Panty Pirate didn’t care. “Yarr, surrender your panties and I will let ye live,” he said. “Damn, how did he know?” thought First B, for she was in fact smuggling a massive container of used women’s panties from Japan for XiaoJiJi. She couldn’t let this treasure fall into the wrong hands. She had a plan. 很快地，「健龍梅利號」就勾住了那艘遊艇，而駕駛該艇的是位神秘女子First B。Panty Pirate縱身一躍，跳上了遊艇。這才發現，他望遠鏡裡看到的「辣妹」其實都是塑膠製的動漫充氣娃娃。但他完全不在意。「交出妳們的內褲，我就饒妳們不死！」野兔威脅道。「可惡，他怎麼會知道我的計劃？」First B心想。原來她正偷偷從日本走私一整貨櫃的二手女用內褲，準備賣給XiaoJiJi大賺一筆。這筆寶藏絕不能落入這個極壞之人的手上，她在心中想出了對策。 “My treasure is not here,” lied First B, “but I can give you something better: a map leading to the greatest panty hoard in all of Asia.” She scrolled through her phone and found a map of a Hash route. “Yarr, do those X’s mark the spots of the treasure?” asked Panty Pirate about the checks. “Yeah, sure,” lied First B. “And does that symbol mark free beer?,” asked Panty Pirate. “Actually, yes, yes it does!” said First B. “Then I shall be captain of this boozy treasure hunt, and you shall be my first mate!” said Panty Pirate, “you’re much more lively than the rest of my crew, anyway.” First B冷靜下來，開始唬爛：「呃……你要找的寶藏不在這艘船上啦。不過我有更猛的東西，看看這張路線地圖，這裡有全亞洲最大內褲寶藏的地方！」說著，她拿出手機，秀出一張捷兔精美的路線圖。「喔喔喔喔喔，那些打著叉叉X標記的地方，就是寶藏所在地嗎？」Panty Pirate指著地圖上的檢查標記問道。「對對對，沒有錯！而且還有免費的啤酒喔！」First B繼續打哈哈。「真的假的？！免費啤酒？你早講嘛！」Panty Pirate眼睛都亮了，「從現在開始，我就是這場醉醺醺尋寶行動的船長（野兔），而妳就是我的副手（副兔）！」他拍拍 First B 的肩說：「講真的，妳比我那些抱枕船員有趣多了。」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Panty Pirate Cohare 副兔: First B ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 5 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m L: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 450 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 12 Oct 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Yangde No.1 Park 仰德一號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/DSwctRFPkJis57aP7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Zhishan 捷運芝山站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBD

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October 12, 2025 (2:00 pm) – October 12, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Yangde No.1 Park 仰德一號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/DSwctRFPkJis57aP7