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“Hello! Thank you for meeting me in this café.” “You must be the hare, um…” “Let Me Pay the Bash.” “Wow, uh, that’s a bit fast. Shouldn’t we plan the run first?” “No no, that’s my hash name. So, you want to be my co-hare, Miss…” “I Want to Be GM.” “Oh, I can’t do that. The best I can give you is co-hare.” “No no, that’s my hash name. So, where will the run be?” “I was thinking…” “Not in Yingge, Yongchunpi, or Liuzhangli!” “Globefucker? Sweaty Panty? Why is the Taiwan Hash Committee all here?” “We heard someone say ‘I Want to Be GM’ and we all rushed over here to see who said it.” “Sorry, this happens to me a lot.” “Anyway, I was thinking to run in the Keelung area. I will pick a spot accessible by bus, and I guarantee the trail will be worth the trip!” “Works for me! So…” “Huff… puff… wait! Don’t decide yet!” “Toasted Taint, what are you doing here?” “I Want to Be GM!” “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, I thought you were calling me.” “No, I want to be GM! I definitely, truly want to be GM.” “That’s not what we’re doing here. I was talking about the trail…” “Wait, don’t decide yet! I, Hairless Hero, also genuinely want to be GM!” “No, I, Second Cumming, want to be GM! More than anything in the world!” “Where did all of you come from!?” “I, Döpplebānger, want to be GM!” “I, Herman, want to be GM!” “Please, this café is very small! The laoban will be angry.” “I, Lick a Slower Spic, want to be GM!” “Arf!” [I, Salad, want to be GM!] “Quiet, everyone! You all know the rules-er. The new GM must sleep with the old one to pass the GM test-er!” “…” “…” “Where did you hear that, 70% Gay?” “Tiny Balls told me that last year-er.” “Why that little…” “Helló, I got a message to meet 70% Gay here?” “Yes, Clitorysses. You want to be GM, right-er?” “No, not really.” “Okay, well, do you know that hasher’s name?” “I Want to Be GM?” “Great! The magic words! Come, it’s time for your GM test! Lick a Slower Spic, Döpplebānger, you come too, er.” 「哈囉！謝謝你約在這間咖啡廳見面。」 「你一定是這週的兔子，嗯……」 「 (跑步後的晚餐我來付）。」 「哇，呃，這樣會不會進展得有點太快了？是不是應該先規劃一下這次的路線嗎？」 「不不，那是我的兔名啦。所以，妳是我這次的副兔對吧，小姐……」 「I Want to Be GM（讓我做會長）。」 「蛤，我沒有那個權利決定這件事。我最多可以讓妳當我的副兔。」 「不不，那也是我的兔名啦。所以，這次的路線會是在哪裡跑呢？」 「我在想……」 「絕對不准在鶯歌、永春陂或六張犁！」 「GlobeFucker？Sweaty Panty？怎麼台灣健龍捷兔的幹部都來了？」 「我們聽到有人說想要做會長，就全部衝過來看是誰說的。」 「抱歉，我常常這樣被誤會。」 「總之，我想要在基隆地區跑，然後找一個公車可以到的地方，我保證這個路線會非常非常值得這一趟路的！」 「聽起來真的不錯！那就……」 「呼……哈……等等！先別決定！」 「Toasted Taint，你怎麼也來了？」 「讓我當會長！」 「欸？」 「什麼？」 「喔，我以為你在叫我。」 「不是，我是真的想當會長！拜託，讓我當會長！我真的、真的超想當會長！」 「不是啦，我們現在是在講跑的事……」 「等一下！你們還不可以決定！我，Hairless Hero，也真心想當會長！」 「不！我，Second Cumming，比誰都更想當會長！」 「你們到底是從哪冒出來的！？」 「我，Döpplebānger，也要當會長！」 「拜託，這間咖啡廳超小，老闆會生氣的啦！」 「我，Herman，要當會長！」 「我，Lick a Slower Spic，也想當會長！」 「汪汪汪！汪汪汪汪汪！」（我，Salad，也想當會長！） 「大家安靜！你們都知道規矩ㄦ吧～要當新會長，必須跟前會長睡過才可以通過會長ㄦ考試～」 「……」 「……」 「你哪聽來的啊，70% Gay？」 「Tiny Balls去年告訴我的啊ㄦ～」 「那個混帳小子……」 「哈囉，我收到訊息說要來這裡找70% Gay？」 「對啦，Clitorysses，你也是想當會長對吧～？」 「沒有啊，其實沒有特別想。」 「好，那你知道這週的副兔ㄦ叫什麼名字嗎？」 「I Want to Be GM？!」 「太好了！通關密語生效！來吧，是時候ㄦ開始你的會長考試了！Lick a Slower Spic，Döpplebānger，你們也一起來ㄦ吧～」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Let Me Pay the Bash Cohare 副兔: I Want to Be GM ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 320 m L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 450 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 14 Sept 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 牡丹松仔嶺協天宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ewnD9ARA2pbNcZh1A ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take a TRA train to Mudan Station 台鐵到牡丹車站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Su Yixing Restaurant 蘇義興餐廳 0224931027 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ln4MbgKcqmsq4rbk8

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September 14, 2025 (2:30 pm) – September 14, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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