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With 70% Gay taking over as the People’s GM this month, Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie [or is it Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky? Or Maybe Walky Walky Talky Talky Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky?] could finally put up his feet and relax. And by “relax,” I of course mean, “prepare for his upcoming run.” And who better to co-hare with him than his most beloved companion and partner: Salad! “Arf,” said Salad, excited to co-hare her first run with her best friend, Walkie. All the other dogs would be jealous. Maybe she could be the first canine GM of Taiwan Hash! 因著本月是70% Gay 做值班會長，所以我們的另一個會長Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie終於可以翹起二郎腿，好好放鬆一下。（還是他的名字是Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky？ 又或者是Walky Walky Talky Talky Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky？）唉唷管他的，WWTTBBWW! 當然，他所謂的放鬆，就是準備他的路線。而他的副兔，當然是他最摯愛最有默契最佳的伴侶夥伴 – Salad小姐！「汪！」Salad 叫了一聲，興奮地準備和她最好的朋友 Walkie 一起跑這次的路線。其他的狗狗一定會羨慕死！或許，她還能成為台灣捷兔史上第一位狗狗會長啊！ As the the most popular power couple of Taiwan Hash went to recce their trail up near Tamsui, they passed Minor Pusher, enjoying her favorite weekend activity after hashing and translating: knocking schoolchildren into the Tamsui river. She was just about to hurl a baby stroller off of the wharf, when she saw Walkie and Salad and immediately felt jealous. “That bitch,” she said, referring to Salad, “stealing my spot at co-haring.” So she drop-kicked the baby and ran after them. 這對在台灣捷兔界裡最炙手可熱的情侶在淡水的山山水水裡一路探勘，途中巧遇了Minor Pusher，她正開心地從事她最愛的週末活動（當然是捷兔跑完後以及翻譯做完後的快樂時光）：把小學生孩子們一個一個推進淡水河裡。就當她正準備把一台嬰兒車推下碼頭，轉眼看見 了Walkie 和 Salad，然後嫉妒感大爆發。「那隻小綠茶..狗…」她說道，指的就是 Salad，「居然搶我副兔的位置！」於是她快速飛踢那台嬰兒車，一路追了上去。 It took many hours with lots of stops to sniff butts and pee on things, but eventually Minor Pusher caught up with the others. They were having a tender moment overlooking the Lover’s Bridge before Minor Pusher interrupted. “This isn’t what it looks like,” said a worried Walkie. “Arf,” said Salad, excited to see her other best friend, Minor Pusher. “I can’t believe you’d hare-cheat on me with Salad,” said Minor Pusher. “That’s not it,” lied Walkie, “I was… I was preparing the run for you in advance, as a surprise, since I know you are always so busy translating Praying For Man Tits’ rambling, perverted stories.” Minor Pusher immediately forgave him. “Aww, that’s so thoughtful of you!” she said, and rushed to hug her co-hare. As they embraced, Walkie looked at Salad. “Sorry,” he mouthed to the dog silently. “Arf,” said Salad, excited that her two best friends were together again. She wondered if they would do it doggy-style that night? 歷經好幾個小時，期間有無數次停下來聞聞其他狗狗屁屁和各個角落尿尿味道的追蹤，Minor Pusher 終於追上了他們。當時兩隻兔子正站在情人橋上，享受著浪漫時刻，Minor Pusher 跳出來打斷了這一切。「不是你想的那樣！」Walkie 慌張又作賊心虛地說。「汪！」Salad 興奮地叫了一聲，看到她另一位最好的朋友 Minor Pusher 真的是超級開心。 「我不敢相信你會背著我去跟 Salad一起跑捷兔！」Minor Pusher 指控。「沒有啦！」Walkie 撒謊說，「我是在幫妳先準備路線，想給你一個驚喜，因為我知道妳平常都忙著翻譯 Praying For Man Tits 那些亂七八糟又變態的故事。」Minor Pusher 馬上原諒了他：「噢～你好貼心喔！」她說，一邊衝上去抱住 Walkie。當兩人擁抱時，Walkie 偷偷看了 Salad 一眼，默默地對她用嘴型說了個對不起「汪！」Salad 還是開心地叫了一聲，為她的兩個最好的朋友重修舊好而感到無比開心。 她心想，今晚他們會來一發狗爬式嗎？ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Cohare 副兔: Minor Pusher Honorary Cohare 名譽副兔: Salad ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 100 m L: 8.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 24 August 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 埤島福德 https://maps.app.goo.gl/4yFqcCzgkYnTamPh7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Danshui MRT to Bus 862/863, get off at Linzi, ten minute walk to run start Parking nearby at a dog shelter 捷運淡水站然後公車862/863到林子然後走路十分鐘 附近動物之家有停車位 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 大老二石窯雞 2 8631 7272 https://maps.app.goo.gl/2uf3G2m79FRvjdLX6

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August 24, 2025 (2:30 pm) – August 24, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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