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Dr. Anal Technology and Fuck Metro Hash were running a recce way out in rural Neihu, because we really do hate Metro Hash. “We’ve run here before, haven’t we?” asked Fuck Metro Hash. Dr. Anal Technology couldn’t remember until he had smoked a few dozen cigarettes: “Yes, of course I remember! I have memories like an elephant! Last time we were here, someone threw a beer bottle at someone else.” “And some idiot gave away his GoPro to whoever can drink the most,” said Fuck Metro Hash. Good times. 在內湖一個偏僻處，Dr. Anal Technology 及 Fuck Metro Hash正在為週末的跑步探路準備，也因為他們是真的很討厭台北捷運捷兔。「我們以前來這裡跑過，對吧？！」Fuck Metro Hash問道。Dr. Anal Technology本來是不記得的，但抽完幾打煙之後忽然記憶力大爆發：「廢話，我怎麼可能會忘記，我記憶力超強耶！上次我們跑這裡時，有人還對某人丟了酒瓶。」「而且還有某個白癡把自己的GoPro當作獎品送給酒喝最多的冠軍。」Fuck Metro Hash補充著，多麼美好的回憶啊。 They kept running, and the nicotine unleashed a flood of new memories in Dr. Smokes-a-Lot. “Last time here we had a lot of first time runners who never came back,” said Dr. Anal Technology as they ran past a bunch of goat statues. “I can’t imagine why,” said Fuck Metro Hash, “but most Taiwan Hashers really like this place, and 9 Foot Facial stayed since then.” “I can’t imagine why,” said Dr. Anal Technology as they passed a large, wooden penis. 他們繼續跑，尼古丁強力幫助Dr. Anal Technology 這個「煙鬼博士」的腦袋裡釋放出一連串新的記憶。「上次在這裡，很多處女跑者在這邊被困住，到今天都還沒跑完沒有回到終點。」 Dr. Anal Technology邊說邊跑過一群山羊的雕像。「我不明白為什麼，」 Fuck Metro Hash回覆，「但很多台灣捷兔的跑者超愛這個地方，像9 Foot Facial來過就一直待在這裡了….」「真的，我也不明白為什麼，」Dr. Anal Technology一邊說著，此時正經過一根巨大的木製雞雞。 When all was done, the two were satisfied: emotionally, professionally, and maybe slightly sexually. They had prepared a nice and easy, walker-friendly trail, as the run is in late July and it’ll be as hot and moist as 70% Gay reading her boy love mangas. It’s under 300m elevation and only 7-8k, so you goatfuckers have no excuse to stay home for this one! What are you, Metro Hash? *spits* 探完了路，兩隻野兔感到了前所未有的滿足：生理上、心理上、甚至是性需求上的圓滿。他們為大家準備了一條舒適輕鬆、步行也可以的路線，就算這是在超級無敵濕熱的七月底，天氣像我們會長70% Gay在看她喜歡的鹹濕男漫畫熱血噴張，也可以享受其中。才七公里多，爬升不到300米的路線，你們這些操羊的沒理由待在家裡不出門，除非你們是台北捷運捷兔的混帳東西！ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Dr. Anal Technology Cohare 副兔: Fuck Metro Hash ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 5.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 20 July 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 碧山露營場森林營區 https://maps.app.goo.gl/unMmFQ4oZjd7fpcY6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Neihu station then Bus S2 to run start or MRT to Shilin then bus 255 to run start 捷運內湖站然後公車小2到A點， 或者 捷運士林站然後公車255到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 橋頭美食坊 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kU5HfDWwGnDd5HC19

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