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TwH³ #2681 – Chiang Kai Checking How can Taiwan Hash give you a run to follow up from the stunning trails of Down Island? Easy. Ask Juicy Kiwi to hare! This week, you need to shake off that hangover, and get your ass to Longtan District, Taoyuan. In return, JK has prepared a green and luscious run with gentle elevation. But who inspired her? Find out below! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Juicy Kiwi Cohare 副兔: No No No No No ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7.69 km + Elevation/爬升: 169 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 25 Oct 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 龍潭區大平市民活動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/eRzwP9vbaXind2B5A ******HOW? / 怎去******* From Taipei Bus Station take bus 1820A towards Guanxi then at Longtan transfer to bus 5055 or 5051 to Daping then walk 7 minutes to the run start Parking available near the run start 在台北轉運站搭1820A往關西至龍潭轉5055或5051到大坪然後走路7分鐘到A點 集合點可停車 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 全家福平價海鮮餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/QvnqDn7oqafogZRb6 *******HASH TRASH******* Juicy Kiwi sat cross-legged upon a grassy knoll, staring up at the night sky. Familiar with the hash constellations, she scanned the stars and named them one by one: the doggy down down, the many-limbed cocktopus, and of course the 69, which guides every lost hasher back to the A-point after dark. She sighed a troubled sigh. “How can I possibly follow up upon Down Island 2026? Toasted Taint in a mankini is already a strong offering, let alone the majestic landscapes and creepy urban exploring. What can I do to match that?” As Juicy Kiwi racked her brains for trail ideas, shadowy clouds began to swirl, appearing as if by magic. They took shape. A bald head, a bushy moustache, a familiar face. “Chiang Kai-shek?” called out Juicy Kiwi. “Are you?” thundered the massive cloud head. “Ah, there you are, Juicy Kiwi. Although you should really use my hash name, Dick Taster.” “What’s the story behind that?” “Eisenhower thought it sounded like ‘dictator’. Anyway, your troubled spirit summoned me from my mortal slumber. What’s going on?” “I have to hare the hash the week after Down Island, and I feel like it’s going to be an anticlimax.” “Juicy Kiwi, every hasher knows you have been blessed with the hash spirit. Any trail you make shall be one to remember. It’s like Suck A Fat Cuban told me…” “Suck A Fat Cuban?” “Churchill. He said, ‘We shall lay an epic trail for the hounds, whatever the cost shall be. We shall fuck them on the beaches, we shall fuck them in the fields and in the streets, we shall fuck them in the hills and never surrender!’ Look around you. Longtan is perfect hash country!” “But Constipation said our runs should all be beside MRT Stations!” “FDR said that?” “FDR’s hash name was Const…? Never mind. Okay! But I want you to be my cohare!” Chiang Kai-shek’s clouded eyelids closed gently. All around, winds started to blow in tight eddies. Typhoon Champi! At the bottom of the grassy knoll, a powerful gust cleared a perfect trail through a patch of bamboo. Filled with hashthusiasm, Juicy Kiwi leapt to her feet. “On on!” she shouted. Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* 11/01 #2682 Village Idiot/Hairless Hero Sanmin 三民 11/08 #2683 Globe Fucker/Panty Pirate Shiding 石碇 11/15 #2684 ???/??? ??? *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities.

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October 25, 2026 (2:00 pm) – October 25, 2026 (6:00 pm)

龍潭區大平市民活動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/eRzwP9vbaXind2B5A