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TwH³ #2655 – The 2026 Spring Looooooooooooong Run 2026春天超超超超超超長跑 Maple Semen sat atop a rocky outcrop of Mount Guanyin. Poised and erect in full lotus position, a casual observer might have thought he was carved from the very stone his muscular buttocks rested on. It had been more than two days since he began his meditation. His lips were dry and cracked. Leaves gathered in the motionless furrows of his limbs. The golden sun rose over Tamsui harbor. He meditated upon the 100 Baiyue of Formosa, which legend says he not only climbed but created, when he landed a parachute jump too hard. His astrally projected consciousness soared to Taroko Gorge, which elders say formed underneath him and All Night Fuck during a marathon lovemaking session. Maple Semen 盤坐在觀音山一塊突出的岩石上。 全身挺直、穩如磐石地維持著蓮花坐姿， 旁人若遠遠看去，甚至會以為他是直接從岩石中雕刻出來的—— 那結實的臀部與岩面幾乎融為一體。 他已經冥想超過兩天。 雙唇乾裂， 四肢靜止不動，甚至有落葉堆積在皮膚的紋理之中。 金色的太陽從淡水港升起。 他冥想著福爾摩沙的百岳——傳說中，他不只是登過這些山， 甚至是在一次降落傘失誤硬著陸時，直接創造了它們。 他的意識脫離肉體，飛越到太魯閣峽谷—— 長老們說，那裡其實是他與 All Night Fuck 一場馬拉松式翻雲覆雨時「壓」出來的。 He opened his eyes as the sunrise glinted off the imposing tower of the Danjiang Bridge. Built from steel, a 200 meter tall fan of taut cables, yet graceful like a dancer, he saw an object created in his own image. He saw this week’s Taiwan Hash. That’s right motherfuckers. It’s Maple Semen’s turn to hare! And because he’s one tough bastard, it’s going to be our second looooooooong run of 2026! 當晨光照在淡江大橋那座壯麗的結構上時，他睜開雙眼。 鋼鐵構成、兩百公尺高、如扇形展開的纜線—— 既堅硬，又優雅如舞者。 他看到了一個以自己為藍本的造物。 也看見了——本週的台灣健龍。 沒錯，你們這群混蛋。 輪到 Maple Semen 當兔子了！ 而且因為他就是這麼硬派—— 這將會是 2026 年第二場超～～～～長距離跑！ Remember his run in Shiding? Hopefully not! Remember those railway tunnels in Sandiaoling? No comment, Your Honor! This year, Maple Semen and cohare All Night Fuck will provide an aid station and/or beer check to keep you fueled and merry over 16 ecstatic kilometers. That also means this week it’s 300NTD for men and 250NTD for women. Taiwan Hash is a pricey whore, but you keep coming back, don’t you? Maple Semen rose from his precarious hermitage and dove through the air, All Night Fuck waited below at the A-point, ready to receive him. Will you join her? 還記得他在石碇的那條路嗎？ 最好不要記得！ 還記得三貂嶺那些鐵路隧道嗎？ 法官大人，我無可奉告！ 今年，Maple Semen 和副兔All Night Fuck 會準備 補給站／啤酒站， 讓你在 16 公里爽到升天的路程中 保持體力、保持醉意。 也就是說—— 本週費用： • 男生：300 NTD • 女生：250 NTD 台灣健龍就是個昂貴的小婊子， 但你還不是一次又一次回來？ Maple Semen 從他那危險的修行之地站起身—— 一躍而下。 下方的起跑點， All Night Fuck 已經準備好迎接他。 你，要不要也來？ Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Maple Semen Cohare 副兔: All Night Fuck ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B S: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m M: 13.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 600 m L: 16 km + Elevation/爬升: 600 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 26 April 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Guanyinshan Tourists Center 觀音山遊客中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vsiiZfetfVYtvDbL8 B: Bali Shihsanhang Playground 八里十三行文化園區（兒童遊戲場） https://maps.app.goo.gl/YpjZtx7HdPzSgL4y7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Luzhou Station then Bus O20 to the run start 捷運蘆洲站然後搭公車O20到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $300 Women $250 *******BASH / 晚餐******* The Shack 野菇屋Pizza 八里店 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kJ84sVaPfqhMmQMM7

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April 26, 2026 (2:30 pm) – April 26, 2026 (6:00 pm)

A: Guanyinshan Tourists Center 觀音山遊客中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vsiiZfetfVYtvDbL8 B: Bali Shihsanhang Playground 八里十三行文化園區（兒童遊戲場） https://maps.app.goo.gl/YpjZtx7HdPzSgL4y7