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The battle on the Forest Moon of Shenkeng was not going well. The infiltration team of the Walker Rebellion had literally walked into a trap, set by the Emperor Once a Year. If only someone had brought chalk! Up above the clouds, the rebel fleet, the so called Sky-Walkers, were trying to engage the Drunk Star superweapon, but couldn’t penetrate its tight shield, and were being shot down by the emperor’s apprentice, Darth Vapist. 深坑森林月球之戰打得一團糟。 Walker Rebellion 的滲透小隊真的「走」進了陷阱—那是 Emperor Once a Year 精心設下的埋伏。 要是有人帶粉筆就好了！ 雲層之上，反抗軍艦隊—自稱 Sky-Walkers—正試圖攻擊終極武器 Drunk Star，卻始終無法突破那該死的緊密防護罩，還被皇帝的學徒 Darth Vapist 一架架擊落。 “I’m hit! I’m hit!” said Spaceman. “It’s a trap!” said Admiral Akbar u Fag. “Meesa mui no likey,” said annoying character Xiao Jar-Jar. Hairless Hero, the temporary leader of the Rebellion, didn’t know what to do. He rubbed his shiny scalp trying to come up with a plan. Everything had gone wrong! Jewbacca had been captured and was being shaved and interrogated by General Jizzinya. His girlfriend, Princess Elmo, had been enslaved on Tatoolumbia by the drug lord Jabba the Hippo. Even his droids, Chat3PO and Grok2D2, were useless. Everyone from Wookies to Walkie Walkies was counting on him to give them orders. Written orders. He had to write something. Anything! But what? 「我中彈了！我中彈了！」Spaceman 喊道。 「這是陷阱！」Admiral Akbar u Fag 喊道。 「偶不喜歡啦～」煩人角色 Xiao Jar-Jar 抱怨。 暫代反抗軍領袖的 Hairless Hero 完全不知道該怎麼辦。他摸著自己閃亮亮的頭皮，苦思對策。一切都出錯了！ Jewbacca 被抓走，正在被 General Jizzinya 剃毛兼拷問。 他的女友 Princess Elmo 被毒梟 Jabba the Hippo 奴役在塔圖倫比亞。 連他的機器人 Chat3PO 和 Grok2D2 都毫無用處。 從 Wookies 到 Walkie Walkies，大家都在等他下命令。書面的命令。 他必須寫點什麼。任何東西！ 但到底寫什麼？ “Use the Horniness,” said a voice. Hairless Hero turned to see the ghostly blue image of Praying for Man Tits in an open bathrobe. “The Horniness is a tension that binds the universe together. Like this,” said the ghost, inserting one finger into a circle made with his other hand. “Master Man Tits?” asked Hairless Hero, “Where are you? Are you traveling again?” “Never mind where I am,” snapped Praying for Man Tits, “just use the Horniness, and you will always have inspiration for writing. And if that fails, try movie references.” Hairless Hero thought, and thought, and finally, he got it. He had been using the wrong head. 「使用那股性衝動力。」一個聲音說。 Hairless Hero 轉身，看見 Praying for Man Tits 的幽藍鬼魂影像，穿著敞開的浴袍。 「性慾是一種把宇宙連結起來的張力。」 鬼魂說著，一隻手比出圓圈，另一根手指插進去示範。「就像這樣。」 「Man Tits 大師？」Hairless Hero 問，「你在哪？又在旅行嗎？」 「別管我在哪。」Praying for Man Tits 不耐煩地說。「享受那性吸引力，你就會有無限寫作靈感。 如果還是不行，就多用電影梗。」 Hairless Hero 思考，再思考，終於頓悟— 他一直用錯顆頭。「我要相信本能，使用性慾的力量。」他說。 “I’m going to trust my instincts and use the power of the Horn,” he said. He jumped into his spaceship, the Millennium Hare, and began fingering the buttons while grabbing his joystick. “Of course… Princess Elmo is the key! I’ll rescue her first, and everything else will fall into place! Plus, I bet she looks sexy in her plot armor!” Hairless Hero got off, took off, and set a course at 69% light speed for the white sands of Tatoolumbia. “And remember,” said Man Tits, stroking his lightsaber, “the Horniness will be with you, always!” 他跳進飛船 Millennium Hare， 一邊撥弄按鈕，一邊抓著自己的操縱桿。 「對了……Princess Elmo 才是關鍵！我先救她，一切自然迎刃而解！而且我敢打賭她穿著劇情護甲一定很辣！」 Hairless Hero 爽完、起飛、設定航向—以 69% 光速飛向塔圖倫比亞的白色沙灘。 「記住，」Man Tits 說著，一邊撫摸他的光劍， 「情慾會與你同在，永遠同在。」 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Hairless Hero Cohare 副兔: Just Elmo ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 270 m L: 8.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 270 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 1 March 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 天龍宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/VVN66ZwJwBCN1BCUA ******HOW? / 怎去******* From Muzha MRT, take the 251 to Wenshan Road Section 3, or the 660 or 666 bus to Shenkeng Post Office 捷運木柵站然後搭公車251到文山路三段，或搭公車660/666到深坑郵局，然後走到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Ba Jia Restaurant 八家餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/448MbPN3GeDvp3aB6

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