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There were in Tucheng two shepherds, Get By and Get Lost, abiding in the field, washing their cocks by night. And, lo, the Angel of the Hash came upon them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not. I am Just Gay-briel, and I bring tidings of great joy. Your GM hath returned from his vacation to actually do his job, and his name shall be PRAYING FOR MAN TITS.” 那時，在土城有兩位牧羊人，名叫 Get by 與 Get lost，三更半夜在田野中洗著他們的雞雞。 忽然，哈希 的天使顯現到他們面前，他們嚇到皮皮挫。 天使對他們說：「不要怕，我是 Just Gay-briel，我要帶給你們大喜的消息：你們的會長終於從度假回來，真的要開始做事了，他的名字叫做 Praying For Man Tits。」 Get By and Get Lost did shake, for it was mighty cold and the cock washing was having its effect. Just Gay-briel waved his tiny wand and before them, on the trail, appeared markings of golden flour. When the shepherds saw the flour, they rejoiced with exceeding drunk joy, and in the skies with the angel appeared a multitude of heavenly hashers and the Show Holy Ghost, praising the GM, singing “On on! Praying For Man Tits is come!” “Hashelujah! He is come!” cried Get By. “Where am I?” cried Get Lost. And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, Get Lost sayeth unto Get By, “Let us follow the flour, and along the way fuck it up with checks of temptation to guide their feet into the shiggy!” And Get By did reply, “But as the trail is ballbreakingly long, let us also provide an aid station to give snacks to them that run in tiredness.” Get by 與 Get lost 全身發抖——因為真的很冷，而且夜間洗雞雞的副作用正在發作。 Just Gay-briel 揮動他那支小小的魔杖，於是路上出現了一道道金黃色的麵粉標記。 牧羊人一看到麵粉，便大大歡喜，醉到靈魂升天；同時，天空中出現一大群天上的捷兔跑者們，還有 Show Holly的鬼魂，一起讚美 GM，高唱： 「阿~~~~阿~~~Praying For Man Tits 降臨啦！」 「哈希路亞！他來了！」Get by 高喊。 「我在哪？」Get lost 也高喊。 天使們升天之後，Get lost 對 Get by 說： 「來吧，我們跟著麵粉走，順便沿路放滿誘惑的謎題，把他們引進最靠北的草叢！」 Get by 回答說：「但這破蛋路線長到靠北，我們也該設個補給站，餵食那些跑到靈魂出竅的哈希人。」 They departed; and, lo, the flour, which they saw on the ground, went before them, till they came and stood over the babe, Praying For Man Tits. And when they were come, they saw the GM, and fell down, and worshipped him among the animals. And the GM said unto them “Goo goo ga ga!” for he still had food poisoning from eating donkey meat and locusts, and his diaper needed changing. “That angel really hyped this guy up,” said Get Lost. The GM smileth up at them with a big beardy smile. “On second thoughts, let’s do another loop,” said Get By. 於是他們出發了。看哪，那麵粉一路在前引導他們，直到他們來到那嬰孩——Praying For Man Tits 所在之處。 他們看見會長，就在動物們中間俯伏敬拜。 會長對他們說：「咕咕嘎嘎！」 因為他剛吃了驢肉和蝗蟲，食物中毒，尿布也該換了。 「那天使真的把這傢伙捧太高了吧。」Get lost 說。 會長抬頭對他們露出一個大鬍子燦笑。 「再想想，我們還是再跑一圈好了。」Get by 說 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Get By Cohare 副兔: Get Lost ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 8 km + Elevation / 爬升: 400 m L: 13 km + Elevation / 爬升: 650 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 8 Feb 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Daqingshui Sports Park 大清水運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WBvf2q18hsNAaQMJA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take MRT to Tucheng Station #3 exit, and take the Blue17 to “Shu Shin Bou Creative Wagashi Culture Pavilion” 捷運土城站出口3然後公車藍17到手信坊文化館然後走路到A點 Take the MRT Haishan Station #2 exit and ride the UBIKE to here–>YouBike station: 清水高中(國際路) 捷運海山站出口2然後騎YouBike到清水高中(國際路)然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 土城珍大王石頭雞 https://maps.app.goo.gl/whtd7S12S6QqhxfH7

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February 8, 2026 (2:00 pm) – February 8, 2026 (6:00 pm)

Daqingshui Sports Park 大清水運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WBvf2q18hsNAaQMJA