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TwH³ #2635 – The Erection Run! 台灣健龍捷兔 #2635 – 2025台灣健龍捷兔會長交接亂 And, lo, the Great GM in the Sky sent down His only son, whom He loved, to Taiwan to be a shepherd to the hashers and lead them in His ways. And they cursed and crucified him for it. And so Just Gay went back to the Netherlands. “Great, now who will be next year’s GM?” asked the hashers? “We don’t need him, Motherfuckers,” said 2nd Man In, “we have Jesus!” And so hashers from across Taiwan went on a pilgrimage to the Sacred Heart Love Motel. There, Praying for Man Tits preached the Gospel of the Hairy Nipple while writing the Holy Hash Trash and many tomes of Hash-themed erotica. The former TwH3 GMs got on their knees and presented offerings to seek his favor. 《捷兔福音書》節選： 這一天，天上最偉大的那位派下祂最親最愛的獨生子到台灣，成為捷兔團體的牧者，引導大家走在祂的路徑上。然而，眾人不領情，不斷抱怨並拒絕了祂。於是Just Gay離開且回去了荷蘭。捷兔的眾人說：「靠邀喔，那明年的會長要誰來當啊？」「你們這群愚昧的笨蛋，我們不需要他，我們有耶穌啊！」2nd Man In大聲說道。於是全台灣的捷兔跑者（信徒）們全部起身到了那個名為聖心愛的小摩鐵尋找耶穌。在那裡，Praying for Man Tits正在對著所有卸任的會長們佈道，宣講著「毛茸茸的奶頭」福音，並且在捷兔聖經裡撰寫了許多關於捷兔的情色故事與文集。在場的信徒們都跪下祈求他的指導與祝福。 “Oh Hash Jesus,” said 2nd Man In, “I offer you a bottle of the finest rum in all the Mexicos, if you could only be our GM.” “And I,” said 70% Gay, “offer you my boyfriend’s hairy, ginger butthole, if you could only be our GM.” “And I… wait, what?” said Tiny Balls. “I also offer you my boyfriend’s tight, pink, bussy,” said Minor Pusher, “if you could only be GM and stop making me translate this pervy shit.” “But… my butt,” said WWTTBBWWKKCC. “Honey, are you going to offer my virgin anus to Praying for Man Tits too?” asked XiaoJiJi. “No! Why do you keep asking me this?” said XiaoMeiMei. 「噢，捷兔耶穌，我願奉上墨西哥最上等的萊姆酒，只求你成為我們的新會長。」2nd Man In誠心說到。「噢，我也願意呈上我男友那棕紅色毛茸茸、吹彈可破的屁眼，只求你成為我們的新會長。」70% Gay也說著。「ㄟㄟ，我….？蛤？」Tiny Ball傻眼貓咪。「我也可以把我的男友獻給你。你看看他那緊緻粉嫩的小洞菊花，只求你可以成為我們的新會長。然後停止讓我繼續翻譯你這些電腦都不願意翻的色情故事。」 Minor Pusher五體投地真心吶喊。「蛤？！我的卡撐啊～～～」WWTTBBWWKKCC哀嚎。「老婆，妳也會把我的第一次屁眼眼奉獻給Praying for Man Tits對吧？」XiaoJiJi藏不住興奮地問道。「當然不可以！不要再一直問這個問題了！」XiaoMeiMei毫無猶豫。 And the GMs argued, but none could convince the venerable sage to take their place. Suddenly from the crowd of hashers, a robed figure stood. He pulled down his hood: it was Fucking Sucks. “Fuck you,” he addressed the crowd, then turned towards the altar. “Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you. Fuck you? Fuck you!” No one spoke. A single tear rolled down Cunt of the Litter’s face. “Your words can move mountains! With a well-reasoned argument like that, how could I possibly say no?” said Praying for Man Tits. 會長們爭論不休，但誰也沒能說​​服這位德高望重《身為翻譯表示無奈…》的智者《還是無奈…》代替他們。突然，人群中站起一個身穿長袍的人影。他拉下兜帽：原來是Fucking Sucks。 「幹拎涼，」他對著人群大聲喊道，然後轉向祭壇看著耶穌， 「幹拎涼！幹拎涼！幹拎涼！幹拎涼！幹拎涼！」 眾人鴉雀無聲。此時Cunt of the Litter臉上留下了一滴淚。Praying for Man Tits嘆了一口氣然後開口，「噢，你的話語足以移動山河！有瞭如此條理清晰的論據，我又如何拒絕呢？」 And the hashers cheered and celebrated, with table down-downs and the passing around of bottles and the absence of songs. And all were merry, until the new GM’s first disciple, Second Cumming, raised a question: “Who’s going to write the event stories from now on?” 於是捷兔眾人大聲歡呼，在晚餐餐桌噹噹時開心慶祝。酒瓶在人群中傳來傳去，按照傳統依然沒有任何歌聲，但大家都十分愉快。直到新任會長的第一位首席門徒 Second Cumming 開口發問：「那以後活動故事要誰來寫啊？」 Huh… Well, don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll do a great job! 「嗯……別擔心，他們一定會做得很棒的！」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man-Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ————————————————- ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: 70% Gay and WWTTBBWWKKCC Cohare 副兔: Praying for Man-Tits ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 7 Dec 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Fuxing Park 復興公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/NdkjkcycCiX99iW88 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Xinbeitou then walk 捷運新北投站然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $200 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 水都溫泉會館 https://maps.app.goo.gl/J7LP7AKQodQW9kKE9 Signup required! No bash-only option; if you wanna bash, you gotta run! 需要報名！很抱歉沒有僅晚餐選項；想參加晚餐看戲就必須跑步！

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December 7, 2025 (2:00 pm) – December 7, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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