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Scooby-Doo Me and her gang, Beastiality Inc., were following a route at night, but had gotten hopelessly lost. “Leave it to Scooby-Doo Me to choose the wrong path,” said Tiny Balls. “Where did you say you got this map from er?” asked 70% Gay. “It came in the mail, with a letter that said, ‘This trail belongs to the Mad Dog’,” said Scooby-Doo Me. “Like, that sounds hella creepy, man,” said Praying for Man Tits. “Ruff,” barked 黑妞. “Looks like we got another mystery on our hands,” said Tiny Balls. “Stop acting like you’re still GM er,” said 70% Gay, “and stop humping my leg, 黑妞!” Scooby-Doo Me 和他的團隊，獸交有限公司，正在夜跑陽明山，卻越跑越迷路。「真不愧是Scooby-Doo Me，總是選錯路，」Tiny Balls 嘆氣道。「你說那張地圖是哪裡ㄦ來的啦？」70% Gay 忍不住問起。「就有一天寄到我家啊，還附一封信寫著：這條路線是瘋狗（Mad Dog)專程在他的地盤上精心設計的。』」Scooby-Doo Me 說。「靠邀，也太詭異了吧！」Praying for Man Tits 皺眉。「汪！」黑妞附和叫了一聲。「看來我們又遇到一個神祕案件了……」Tiny Balls 嘀咕。「吼～不要每次都弄的好像你還是會長一樣ㄦ好嗎！」70% Gay 翻著白眼，「黑妞，請妳也不要一直騎到我腿ㄦ上性騷我耶！」 Further in they went, along the spooky, moonlit trail. “Jeepers, it feels like someone is watching us er,” said 70% Gay. “Or some thing,” said Tiny Balls. A bloodcurdling wolf howl echoed through the forest. “Ruh-roh!” whined 黑妞! “Jinkies! There shouldn’t be any wolves in Taiwan,” said Scooby-Doo Me. “Like, maybe you should tell that one,” said Praying for Man Tits, pointing at a huge werewolf with red eyes and sharp teeth. “Zoinks! It’s the Mad Dog! Let’s get out of here, 黑妞!” 他們繼續走進那條月光灑落的荒野山路，竹林搖晃，涼風直灌脖子。「咦……我怎麼覺得有人ㄦ在背後偷看我們….」70% Gay 打個冷顫。「妳確定是人嗎？或是……什麼東西在看我們，」Tiny Balls 陰陰地說。忽然間，山谷裡傳來一聲淒厲的狼嚎，「嗚噢汪汪汪！（完蛋了！）」黑妞立刻低吼。「靠邀乾涼涼哎呦喂啊！陽明山怎麼可能有狼啦！Scooby-Doo Me 嚇一大跳。「那你去跟牠講啊，」Praying for Man Tits 指著前方，一隻發光的紅眼、銳利的尖牙、重重喘氣的狼人正站在前方！「我的媽媽咪啊！那一定是瘋狗本人啦！快跑啊，黑妞！」 And so the gang ran off, with the Mad Dog chasing them into a clearing with a check mark. They each went off in separate directions, then somehow returned from opposite sides, then at one point the gang was chasing Mad Dog, back and forth, until finally they all crashed together in the center. “Ow, my ligaments,” said the Mad Dog. “Wait a minute… werewolves can’t talk,” said Scooby-Doo Me. “Rhat’s right,” said 黑妞. “Let’s see who the real designer of this trail is,” said Tiny Balls, removing the rubber wolf mask. Underneath it was… Weeping Pussy! “You were trying to change your hash name again, weren’t you?” said Scooby-Doo Me. “And I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!” said Weeping Pussy. 整團人開始四處狂衝。瘋狗一路把他們逼到了檢查標記的死胡同處，大家兵分幾路亂竄，然後又從奇怪相反的方向跑回到一處。還有一度峰迴路轉，變成大家反過來在追瘋狗，來來回回繞圈圈，最後「碰！」的一聲，全撞在空地中間。「哎唷，我的膝蓋韌帶斷了啦……」瘋狗（Mad Dog)哀嚎。「等一下……狼人應該不會講話吧？」Scooby-Doo Me 緊張地說。「汪汪汪汪汪～（沒有錯～）」黑妞也跟著回應。「來，看看這瘋狗到底是何方神聖？到底是為什麼設計這麼詭異的路線，」Tiny Balls 一把扯下這個假狼人的橡膠面具，啪！竟然是……Weeping Pussy！「靠腰喔，你是不是又在想什麼鬼點子要改你的兔名？」Scooby-Doo Me 瞪他。「我本來已經快成功了……如果不是你們這群多管閒事的小屁孩！」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Scooby-Doo Me（Feal) Cohare 副兔: Tiny Balls ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 11km + Elevation/爬升: 570 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 21 Sep 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Zhishan Park 至善公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HYCYFYcoLmHyjbFn7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shilin, Exit 1 1號出口 – 捷運士林站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 一極鮮熱炒 0228331722 https://maps.app.goo.gl/AWpPDWBiCXaa9N2PA

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September 21, 2025 (2:30 pm) – September 21, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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