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Sheman woke up in his bed, rubbed his eyes, and stretched out his arms… only to find two other people in bed on either side of him. “By the power of Gayskull, what did I do last night? Stupid birthday hash erection run!” He got out of bed quietly and tried to figure out what to do. “If my landlord finds out…” he said, only to hear a knocking on the apartment door. “Hash Cash” said Cum This Way, “I mean, rent!” Sheman在他的床上醒來，揉了揉眼睛，伸個懶腰……蛤！卻發現床上各有一個人睡在他的兩邊。哦不！ 「用我同性戀的腦袋灰威力左思右想，我昨晚到底做了什麼？可惡的生日捷兔會長交接亂！」他悄悄地起床，思考著該怎麼辦。 「如果我的房東發現這件事的話……」他說著，卻聽到公寓門口傳來的敲門聲。 「Hash Cash（捷兔跑路費）！」Cum This Way 改口，「噢不不，我是說房租！我來收房租了！」 “Here’s your money,” said Sheman, trying to close the door quickly, “and goodbye!” “Wait a minute,” said Cum This Way, “did I hear a party here last night? Did you have an overnight guest?” “No,” lied Sheman, when the two sleepers suddenly both snored in stereo. Cum This Way looked in at the debauched scene. “It looks like a Bukkake Storm went through here! Also, you can’t have two roommates! That’s against the rules,” he said. “They are not roommates, they are… um… co-hares! Yes, I have two co-hares, and they are sleeping so we can go recce early in the morning,” said Sheman. 「來，這是房租，掰掰，」 Sheman 遞出錢，試著用最快的速度關上房門。「等等！」Cum This Way 道，「我聽說昨晚這裡有轟趴，你這邊有留人過夜嗎？」 「怎麼可能！」Sheman想都沒想立刻否認，但幾乎是同時房裡床上的兩個人忽然發出了雷聲大的鼾聲。Cum This Way 探頭看看屋裡杯盤狼藉荒唐的場面。「看起來好像發生了狂射風暴，還是Bukkake Storm 來過這裡？！而且，你不可以有多兩個室友。合約上清楚說明不可以有另外的室友！」他趕緊解釋說：「他們不是室友啦！他們是…….欸……是副兔啦！對對對，我有兩個副兔，然後他們在這睡所以我們才能一大早一起去探路。」 Sheman牽強解釋。 Cum This Way was puzzled. “First we have hares who don’t want any co-hare, and now a hare with two? You kids are crazy,” he said. “It’s not crazier than having two GM’s,” said Sheman. Cum This Way persisted: “Is your run that complicated, that you need multiple co-hares? Or did you forget and accidentally invite both of them to co-hare? Or are you just lazy?” “Yes,” said Sheman, and nothing more. Cum This Way eyed him suspiciously. “All right, I’ll see you at the run,” he said, then left. Sheman closed the door and signed in relief, before he heard another knock. “Hash cash, I mean, rent!” said Second Cumming. “Not again,” said Sheman. Cum This Way 滿臉黑人問號： 「好樣的，之前我們有不想要副兔的野兔，現在，一隻野兔配兩隻野兔？！現在的人真是的，」 「再怎麼樣都比不上有兩個會長還瘋狂吧！一個人的工作為什麼要兩個人做？！」Sheman見縫插針。「你的路線有那麼難那麼複雜嗎？需要用到兩個副兔？還是你忘記你兩個都邀請了結果兩個同時都要來？或是你只是單純是個北七？！」 「對！」Sheman 回答，吐了這個字後再也說不出任何話了。Cum This Way 翻了個白眼還是充滿懷疑，「好吧，週日跑步見！」轉身離開。Sheman 關上門，鬆了一口氣，緊接著又來了敲門聲。「Hash Cash（捷兔跑路費）！噢不不，是房租啦！」Second Cumming 在門口大喊。「吼，怎麼又來了…. 」Sheman頭現在一個兩顆大。 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Sheman Cohares 副兔們: Kiss My Ass & 吳怡靜 ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6.5 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m L: 10 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 600 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 8 June 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 劍南蝶園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/hnqQYrwAJASEJPBP6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Jiannan Station Exit 1 捷運劍南站出口1 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 珍海味熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/41q9L17vNbbyU6x9A

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June 8, 2025 (2:30 pm) – June 8, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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