A Drinking Club
with a Running Problem 

Running drunk around northern Taiwan since 1975

About Us

Upcoming Runs

Running every Sunday since 1975. Find the details for the upcoming runs here. Check the event calender below to see more details.

  • #2378 - The Small Sausage Run
  • 1/3/2021-14:0
  • 1/3/2021-21:0
  • Shengren Waterfall 聖人瀑布 https://goo.gl/maps/8npW218nqFamaPrw9> Map Link
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2378.png
  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    I am sure many of you have found yourself being led around by a dick from time to time and this Sunday we are celebrating this phenomenon.

    我相信很多人一定有發現到自己時不時就會被某個雞雞/混蛋領著走吧,這個星期天就讓我們來慶祝這個現象!

    This Sunday sees Mr. Sausage (our cohare) being led by his tiny sausage, small potential (our hare) on a merry jaunt around the scenic Shengren waterfall area.

    看來這個星期天Mr. Sausage(咱們的副兔)就會被他的小香腸small potential (咱們的兔子)帶領,在秀麗的聖人瀑布來場歡樂的短短的旅程~

    The run is easilly accesible via bus S18 from Shillin Station.

    這次的run可以很簡單的從士林捷運站搭小18巴士到達。

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/03/2021 (FUCK YEAH NO MORE 2020)

    Hares leave at14:00
    兔子2點起跑

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    Shengren Waterfall
    聖人瀑布
    Map Link

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    Take Bus #s18 from Shillin station for 30 minutes to arrive at the run start.
    從捷運士林站搭小18巴士,大概30分鐘可以到達起跑點

    ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********************* **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********************* DISCLAIMER 免責聲明

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒!
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  • #2379 - The Horny Hash History Happy Hour Run
  • 1/10/2021-14:0
  • 1/10/2021-21:0
  • 台北市台灣 | https://goo.gl/maps/CvxDzuM5pTkVzRMAA
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2379-1.png
  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    Taiwan hash claims to be superlative in many ways but I wager there is not one among you who would claim intelligence as one of our strongest points. For as long as this half-mind can remember we have all known that despite our logo proudly stating we were founded in 1976 we actually held our first run in the year of 19 and 75. This digitary inconsistency has rubbed some of our more OCD members the wrong way for decades and none more Captain Compulsive himself, this weeks hare. TwH3

    在很多方面都宣稱我們是最鳥不起最厲害的,但是我敢打賭,所有人裡面沒人敢說高智商是我們其中之一的強項。只要某人可以記得,我們都知道,儘管咱們的logo上自豪的標明了我們是1976年創立的,但實際上我們的第一個run是在1975。這個數字上的不一致,這幾10年來一直搔的我們那些強迫症成員癢癢癢,更別說強迫症隊長他本人,也就是我們這星期的兔子。

    This Sunday get schooled on the history of this Ménage d\'idiots by none other than Bamboo Laoshi. He promises that the run will be green, runnable and most importantly not 16km long.

    本周日來接受Bamboo大老有關這個愚蠢hash大家庭的歷史教育。他保證這個run將會是綠油油,可跑起來的,然後更重要的是,不會再是16K那麼長!

    After the run Bamboo will share some of his favorite stories from the golden age and we will do our best not to yawn. There shall also be funny down downs taking place though if you prefer that sort of thing you uncultured swine.

    跑完Baboo將會分享一些在他那黃金年代他最喜歡的故事,啊我們也會盡我們最大的努力不打呵欠。當然也一定也會有有趣的噹噹,所以還不快按參加。

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/10/2021 - (FUCK YEAH, STILL NO MORE 2020) Hares leave at14:00
    兔子2點起跑

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    Fudekeng Environmental Restoration Park
    福德坑環保復育公園
    Map Link

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    Bus #小12 from Taipei Zoo, Kunyang, Nangang, Nangang Exhibition Center MRT Station. 可從捷運動物園,昆陽,南港,南港展覽館站搭小12巴士 ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2380 - The Weiya Wanker Run
  • 1/17/2021-14:0
  • 1/17/2021-21:0
  • Maokong
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2380-1.png
  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    It's that time of the year again, when cheap wine flows like... cheap wine and we all get dressed up for the annual who can throw up in the bathroom fastest competition.This Sunday Taiwan Hash gathers for Weiya led by none other than the (currently) plump Bullseye around Maokong.

    The GM shall be giving away red envelopes but whats inside them nobody knows, bring a bottle of the cheapest red wine you can find and lets see who throws up at the Down Down Circle first.

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/17/2021 (Ok well 2021 isnt much better so far)

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    Maokong Gondola Station (Exact A point to follow later)

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    Take the gondola from Taipei Zoo station

    ******************************************
    ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********************************************
    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********************************************
    DISCLAIMER 免責聲明

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2381 - The Relaxing Rehab Run
  • 1/24/2021-14:0
  • 1/24/2021-21:0
  • Taoyuan
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/138871118_10224128932075593_6597974132081347621_o.jpg
  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    2021 is less than 4 weeks old and holy shit has it been wild. Between American dumbsurrections, 116 km Danshui marathons and wet and wild Weiyas I think we could all use a little rehab.

    2021才不過短短的4個星期,啊我的老天鵝啊它已經是這麼的瘋狂。經過了美式復活,116K的淡水馬拉松跟又濕又野的尾牙run,我想我們是時候該來點小休息了。

    Miss Titties has us covered with what promises to be a chill as fuck jaunt around the Taoyuan Surrounds for what he describes as 90% running 10% checking. Fruit & Tea fields combined with Taipower trails mixed in.

    Miss Titties 保證這星期會讓大家蘇湖的不得了~他將領著大家在桃園,體驗他說的90%可跑10%你得check的run,途中將會有美麗的果園與茶園混合在路徑裡。

    Miss Titties promises the pack will be stuck together by nefarious checks. Racists wanna prove him wrong?

    Miss Titties還保證說我們這些狗仔子們一定會被他邪惡的checks困在一起。有任何厲害的獵狗想要證明他錯了嗎?

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/24/2021 (2020 called he wants his drama back

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    龜山區棒球場 Guishan District Baseball Stadium
    https://goo.gl/maps/fv6Ey7qPenuW8qrv7

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    桃園捷運A8站 13:00 一起搭計程車.
    Taoyuan Airport MRT to A8 Chang Gung Memorial Hospital station then Taxi together to this point

    https://goo.gl/maps/eXyYHHifZpnGxCTj8

    ******************************************
    ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
    ********************************************
    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********************************************
    DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。

    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2383 - The Groundhog Run
  • 2/7/2021-14:0
  • 2/7/2021-22:0
  • 236新北市土城區承天路4巷20之1號
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2383.png
  • ****What************蝦咪***** Wait, haven't we been here already? Well fuck it it worked out majestically the last two times.... Let's see which hare can do the Tucheng area best... Was it the Emergency covid run hared by our GM on short notice, Godfather's tour de force or will Ding Bu Dong take the crown home for FAS to chew on? This week Ding Bu Dong takes Say my name bitch as cohare around the..... Tucheng..... area where we will see.... you all know what we will see! Let it be known that after 2/7 Tucheng is officiallybanned as an area to run until 2022. *****When***** *****啥時***** 02/07/21 - 14:00 *****Where****** *****哪兒****** 南寮福德宮 236新北市土城區承天路4巷20之1號 https://goo.gl/maps/AFsFfMmp2UaotMMw6 *****How****** *****怎去****** Take the blue line, to Yongning station and follow flour from there to the temple ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules****** Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:** Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2384 - The Hotel Taiwan Run
  • 2/14/2021-14:0
  • 2/14/2021-22:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/2384.png
  • TwH³ #2384 – The Hotel Taiwan Run

    ***WHAT***
    On a dark dreary Mountain, On the 4th or 5th check,
    long stairs behind her, steep descent up ahead.
    Up ahead in the distance she saw a Welcome bag
    Her eyes focused in and calves began to twitch
    It was the fucking Hare


    She started sprinting
    Locked in on her prey
    And shouted out emphatically
    “I’ll catch the cunt today”
    Then bending one knew, she took chalk from her pouch
    marked an arrow on a stone
    to show others the way!

    Welcome to the Taiwan Hash house harriers
    Such an awful place
    Such an awful place
    Plenty of runs at the Taiwan Hash house harriers
    Every fucking Sunday
    You can find us there


    This Sunday we celebrate the insipid nature of Taiwan’s siren call that prevents people from leaving permanently with 8 foot facial haring her first run since returning from the infected zone.

    She has finished her quarantine, and isolation period and is ready to delight you all with a run around the iconic Guan Ying Shan which is and area I’m sure you all agree, we don’t run enough. The run is about 6.5km with 400M of elevation.

    The cohere (fittingly) will be Cum Stain. Its sure to be an adequate run with lovely views, an exciting bash and most importantly NO WORK MONDAY!!!!

    ***WHEN***

    Sunday, February 14th, 2021
    Happy Chinese New Year
    Happy Valentines day

    ***WHERE***

    Lingyun Temple
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/EsCzQtCSsT3jA6oL7


    ***HOW***

    Take bus #020 from Luzhou MRT Station exit 1 for about 15 minutes
    OR
    Take Bus #785 frin Luzhou MRT station exit 3 for about 15 minutes
    OR
    Take Ferry across the Danshui river to Bali and Uber pool
    OR
    Fucking walk there


    ******Temporary Rules******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!DISCLAIMER 免責聲明1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2385 The Loopy in Luzhou Run
  • 2/21/2021-14:0
  • 2/21/2021-22:0
  • 或搭640或641公車到五股龍鳳巖 The GPS Point is https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7
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  • #2385 - The Loopy in Luzhou Run

    ***WHAT***
    ******蝦咪******vThis Sunday Taiwan hash takes to Luzhou.
    這個周末我們去蘆州。
    We are honoured to have Xiao Xiong and his son haring for us this weekend. He is considered to be the son of Godfather, and the fastest runner in Taipei Hash, so that should be enough to make you come and join!

    我們很榮幸邀請到小雄做路。
    The run will have minimal elevation and some beautiful scenery. We will run near the army artillery practice range, so remember, if you hear a big bang and then a whistling sound, duck and cover! If you’re not running in straight line by the end, don’t worry, you’ve just gone a bit loopy Luzhou...

    ***WHEN***
    *****啥時*****

    Sunday, February 21st , 2021
    Hares leave at14:00
    兔子2點起跑

    ***WHERE***
    *****哪兒******
    Flour from Luzhou MRT station Exit 1
    麵粉從捷運蘆洲站一號出口撒起
    https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7

    ***HOW***
    *****怎去******

    Take the MRT to Luzhou MRT station….
    Exit via Exit 1…
    Take bus #640 or #641 to Wugu Longfengyan
    Or take an uber from Luzhou station
    搭捷運到蘆洲站,一號出口出去一起搭uber
    或搭640或641公車到五股龍鳳巖

    The GPS Point is https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7

    ******Temporary Rules******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2386 - 228 Joint Run
  • 2/28/2021-14:0
  • 2/28/2021-22:0
  • 247新北市蘆洲區
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  • The 228 incident was an anti-government uprising suppressed by the Kuomingtang led Republic of China Government which killed thousands of civilians. Beginning on February 28th 1947 the number of estimated Taiwanese deaths from the incident are estimated to be somewhere between 5 and 28 thousand. The incident marked the beginning of the White Terror in which tens of thousands of other Taiwanese went missing, were imprisoned or were killed. The incident is one of the most important events in modern Taiwanese history.

    **********

    Ladies and genteman, 228 is here again. This year 228 falls on a Sunday and as such we have arranged to mark the solemn day with a triple joint run, bringing together Taiwan Hash, 228 Hash and New Taipei Hash House harriers.

    The good news is that as the beer truck is being organised by NTH³ the prices will follow their system $200 for men, $150 for the fairer sex and a measly $50 for children under the age of admission for highschool.

    Please bring your own cups and tableware as no diposable cups will be provided. All profits from the day shall be donated to charity.

    ********* WHEN *********
    2/28/21 14:00

    ********* WHERE *********
    Close to Luzhou MRT station

    ********* WHO *********
    Hare: Car Park (who makes these shitty names)
    Co-Hare: Bamboo

    ********* Price *********
    $200 for men
    $150 for women
    $ 50 for children under highschool age and Hsinchu Hashers

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2387 - The Yodelling in Yangmei Run
  • 3/7/2021-14:30
  • 3/7/2021-19:0
  • 號, No. 69, Furen Road, Yangmei District, Taoyuan City, 326
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/2387.png
  • HARES OFF AT 14:30
    Friendship ended with WINTER NOW SPRING is my Best friend

    **********

    Woody and Buzz
    Mathilda and Leon
    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
    Bonnie and Clyde
    Han and Chewie....

    Ah who am I kidding this weeks hares are more like Harry and Lloyd... Comment below if you get the reference to win fame, notoriety and a smug sense of superiority

    This week sees the return of the oldest (and cutest) hare pairing on Taiwan Hash. I heard that they actually hared their first run together in 1938. Seriously these guys are institutions.

    All that experience has been delicately melted into Sunday's exquisite trail around the Yangmei hinterlands.

    Take the train or give MS a Hand Shandy for a ride in the MAS the choice is yours but you simply must be there.

    ********* WHEN *********

    3/7/21 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30

    ********* WHERE *********

    福人步道
    Yangmei
    https://goo.gl/maps/ptenxstY8gShWrAg8

    ********* HOW *********

    Take the train
    (Detailed info on public transport route to follow)

    DRIVERS (English to follow)
    自行駕車者請走五楊高架楊梅交流道下 左轉開始有面粉

    ********* WHO *********

    Hare: Homersexual
    Co-Hare: Just look at me

    ********* Price *********

    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2389 - Wetter Wilder Wulai-er
  • 3/20/2021-10:0
  • 3/21/2021-22:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/2389.png
  • It was a weekend where anything could happen and everything did. March 2015 the Hash took two small buses up the hill to Wulai.

    那是一個甚麼都可能會發生的周末,也不負重望的甚麼都發生了。在那2015年的3月,hash號招了兩台小巴上了烏來。

    Most of what happened that weekend is under a strict NDA signed by all attendees but what we can talk about are the runs, they were three in number and a ten in quality. My personal highlights were losing a shoe swimming across the river, climbing the mountain via gondola, taking a tiny train to happy town and claiming my first ever First man in aswell as the coveted title of "only person in" on the Sunday run.

    所有的參與者被要求簽屬了很嚴格的保密協定,因此那個周末大部分發生的事就讓他留在那周末吧。不過我們可以談論的是那些很棒的run! 雖然只有3個run,但它們絕對值回票價的讓你覺得總共來了10個!!我個人的亮點是: 在游泳渡河的時候丟了一隻鞋子,搭纜車爬上山,搭著小火車到那快樂小鎮,還有還有!!宣稱我那第一次的First man in !! 當然也不能忘記星期天的時候得到了每個人夢寐以求的”Only person in”稱號。

    I am sure we will share some photos of that weekend over the coming weeks but fuck the past. Lets make some new memories.

    我相信我們在接下來的幾個星期將會分享一些那個周末的照片,但是,嘿,過去的事就讓他像屁一樣被風吹掉吧~讓咱們來創造新的回憶!!

    This time we are going wetter and wilder in Wulai with a camping weekend organised by Slobbo Tamer, Elwood Blues and Teenvolf.

    我們隆重的邀請到Slobbo Tamer, Elwood Blues 和 Teenvolf來將這次的烏來露營周變得更潮濕~~更狂野!!!

    On Saturday we have a sumptuous A to A run hared by Slobbo Tamer and Teenvolf from our campground at what can only be described as the end of the road in Wulai. The run is 6.5km, boasts a swimming hole, beer check and sumptuous scenery.

    星期六,Slobbo Tamer 和 Teenvolf會精心策畫一個A to A,從我們營地出發的烏來絕妙路徑。長度大約會是6.5K,會有清涼的游泳點,beer check 跟壯麗的風景。

    On Sunday Elwood Blues takes us slowly home with a Xindian run to end all Xindian runs. More information will be provided about SUNDAY run soon

    星期天,Elwood Blues將帶著我們慢慢地跑回家,結束點應該會是在新店,有關星期天run的訊息會再慢慢補上。

    INFO ABOUT SATURDAY
    有關星期六的資訊

    No tents are available at the campground to rent so work together to set up your own shit.

    營地沒有提供租借帳篷,請自行想辦法弄到你要睡覺的地方。

    Tent placements cost $500 for the night. That fee should be divided between people sleeping in the tent.... obviously.

    營地收費一頂帳篷一晚500元,這費用請睡在每頂帳篷裡的人們自行分攤...這不是在說廢話嗎。

    No public transport goes where we are going so the Hash will be providing buses to the location and back. Bus fee is divided evenly among all passengers.

    將無法搭乘大眾交通工具到達該營地,所以去跟回大家將會一起搭hash巴士,巴士的費用將均分在每個乘客上。

    Bash fee before beer will be around $300 per person on Saturday night.

    不算啤酒的話,星期六晚上的bash大約會是300元。

    There is a Breakfast shop nearby where beers and cigarettes can be acquired.

    那邊附近會有一個早餐店,你可以在那買到啤酒跟香菸。

    Pricing for the run on Saturday is $250 for men $200 for women, with that money we will buy as much beer as possible. When it runs out there is a family shop nearby where you can replenish your fluids at your own expense.

    星期六的run,男性是250元,女性是200元,用這些錢我們會盡量買到足夠大家喝的啤酒,但是要是不幸被喝光光後,旁邊有個小雜貨店,你可以用你自己的錢去補充你想喝的飲料。

    Pricing for Sunday run is as normal. 啊星期天的費用就跟平常一樣~

    ********* WHEN 啥時 *********
    3/20/21 - 3/21/21

    ********* WHERE 哪兒 *********

    SATURDAY 烏來 大羅蘭生態農場露營區

    Google Maps Link SUNDAY TBA

    ********* HOW 怎去 *********

    Drivers: Drive to the Campground Peasants: Write bus me in the comments to join the first party bus of the year.

    開車者: 自行開車到營地 乘客: 請在下方留下"bus me"以參加今年第一場派對巴士 !!

    People who want to attend only the Sunday run Info will be updated asap!

    只想要跑星期天的人,星期天活動資訊將稍後補上

    ********* WHO *********
    SATURDAY: Slobbo Tamer & Teenvolf SUNDAY: Elwood Blues

    ********* Price *********
    Its complicated... read above

    很複雜...請閱讀上面的文章

    In summary on Saturday 總結來說
    Saturday Bus + camping spot + Saturday run fee + Bash + after down downs beer + Sunday Bus + Sunday Run fee

    星期六的巴士+營地租借費+星期六的跑費+Bash+噹噹之後你還想喝的啤酒+星期天的巴士+星期天的跑費

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2390 - The 3 idiot runs
  • 3/28/2021-14:30
  • 3/28/2021-23:0
  • 芝山站
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/163261296_10224667605262086_1838226692247770708_n.jpg
  • I remember the first time I met Weeping Pussy, I had no idea who he was but he spared no time in letting me know about the obscene amount of trophies lining every available space in his house.

    我還記得我那第一次見到Weeping Pussy的摸門,那時我都還不知道他是哪位,但他就已經不遺餘力的拼命讓我知道他家堆了滿山遍谷的獎盃。

    The excess of accomplishment must weigh heavy on Weeping Pussy's shoulders. Or more to the point on his wife's patience as he has promised medals for the podium finishers of this weeks long run no doubt clearing up shelf space for his beleaguered and bored missus to place whatever it is people put up on shelves, cats or something.

    這些錦上添花的成就對Weeping Pussy來說大概已經有點沉重,或是他老婆的耐心也到了極限,所以這個星期他將頒發獎牌給那些站上凸台的人。這將為他那飽受困擾且覺得窮極無聊的太座清出不少空間,來擺放平常人會放上架子上的東西,貓啦或是任何物品

    This run is actually 3 AtoA runs apparently, covering Yanmingshan, Neihu and Shilin. I am supremely confident that everything will go perfectly as planned and there will be absolutely no fuck ups whatsoever.

    啊這次的run其實是超值的3個A to A 亂~ 涵蓋了陽明山,內湖跟士林。TM我超級有把握一切一定都會超級完美,絕對都會照著計劃走,且絕絕對對不會發生任何混亂 。

    FROM THE HARES (Thank-you for organising the important info for me!) Weeping Pussy, Cum Stain, and Inexplicably Popular take us to run in Taipei suburb near Shilin area. Three hares will present three routes, Super-S, S, and L. The runs will cover Yangmingshan, Neihu, and Shilin districts with river tracing, giant stones, thick bamboo forest, rope climbing, slipper terrains, and epic views.

    三隻兔子第一次合作帶台灣健龍去台北近郊跑山,兔子們掛保證台灣健龍們沒跑過的新路線與新挑戰,巨石陣,攀繩溯溪,美麗竹林,眺望的美景,一定好玩刺激,兔子堅持當天要現撒麵粉,三隻兔子,三條路線,路線涵蓋陽明山,內湖,士林地區,讓大家跑的過癮,暢快喝啤酒。

    HARE: 主兔: Weeping Pussy 0926776166
    COHARE: 副兔: Cum Stain, Inexplicably Popular

    WHERE? Zhishan Park ( beginning of Zhishan RD, Sec. 1.)
    至善公園 (臺北市士林區至善路一段起點)
    GPS: https://goo.gl/VKsqxz (1) 大眾交通工具
    Public Transportation: https://goo.gl/AOt4kD
    【捷運劍潭捷運站 1號出口】,搭公車小15, 小15區, 小16, 小17,小18, 小19, 10分鐘到(泰北中學) 直走到雙溪公園對面集合地點。

    Take MRT to JianTan MRT station exit 1 and take bus S 15, S16, S17, S18, S19 and get off at TAI-BEI High School. Follow flour and walk straight 5 mins.

    (2) 【捷運士林捷運站2號出口】,步行前往福林路到至善公園集合點 約15分 https://goo.gl/8BwIbg or Get off at Shilin MRT exit 2 walk to Fulin Road to Zhishan Park.

    (3) Bash: 一極鮮-芝山捷運站 Seafood restaurant Zhishan exit 1

    (4) * LOST?? 迷路?? * Hare 兔子Jerry: 0926776166

    ********* Price *********

    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2391 - The Harry's Heroes Run
  • 4/4/2021-14:0
  • 4/4/2021-18:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/harrysheros.jpg
  • *********
    WHAT?
    *********
    **BUS RUN**
    **GET ON THE BUS**
    ******蝦咪******
    **巴士亂**
    **給我坐上巴士**

    FROM THE HARES
    Between the 1st and 16th April 1945 the American Armed Forces liberated Thüringen, the home of our hares, from Nazi rule.To remember this day, our hares prepared an awesome trail in the Djungle including 2 Km of freshly cut virgin trailes, a beercheck and some increadible views.Join the hares for German Beer, German Sausage and German Humor.

    兔子們捎來的訊息1945年的4月1號到16號,美軍從納粹德國的手中解放了我們兔子的故鄉,圖林根。為了紀念這一天,兔子們在叢林裡準備了一條超讚的路徑,包括了2Km他們親手開疆闢林的處女路徑,beercheck跟一些絕美的風景。快來體驗兔子們給大家帶來的德國啤酒,德國香腸和德式幽默。

    FROM THE TM
    I have to say that sometimes appearances can be deceiving. Despite these two hares looking like perfect candidates for the role of an adult Augustus Gloop in some sort of twisted Disney remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, last year they hared one the most scintillating and surprising runs in an area that I was fully sure I knew every traversable path in. It was clear that they were naturals. This year they were one of the first haring groups I approached, and I demanded that they exceed last year's quality.

    TM想跟大家說的
    我真的不得不說,外表有時候真的會騙人。儘管這兩隻兔子看起超級適合在迪士尼那個奇怪版本的查理與巧克力工廠演成人版的 Augustus Gloop,但他們去年卻是在一個我覺得我都已經熟透了每一個路徑的地區,做出了令人驚艷又驚嘆的run。所以很自然的,他們是今年第一組我馬上就連絡的兔子,而且我要求他們一定要超過去年的水準。

    Every weekend since then they have been sending me pictures of reccies. This trail has been trimmed more than MeToo’s bush at an erection bash. Literally months in the making and curated to excess this trail promises to push the bar for run of the year to a new high. I am exceedingly excited to see what they have come up with this year and have no doubt that they can live up to the hype from last years offering.

    從那之後,每個周末他們都寄給我看他們去探路的照片。他們的路徑已經整理得比Me Too的”祕密花園”還要完善。真心不騙,經過了數月的醞釀跟精心策畫,這條路徑一定會將今年可以稱為好路的門檻推向一個新高。我超級興奮地想要看到他們今年到底會推出甚麼樣的東西,而且絕對相信他們不會辜負去年的成果。

    Make sure you join the TWH³ party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing and prepare your buttholes for some German Sausage, this ones gonna be lit….

    快排除萬難加入從忠孝復興開出的TWH³趴替巴士,然後讓你的屁屁準備好迎接這些德國香腸,他們將點燃...








    wait for it...
    等等...








    it's coming...
    來囉...








    …..like Dresden!
    ...像是德列斯敦!

    HARE: Hitler’s missing Testicle
    COHARE: Pissmeister

    *********
    WHERE
    *********

    *****哪兒******
    Near Fugui Station
    GPS: https://goo.gl/maps/hdj6xFTwP8DTZnSK9
    靠近富貴火車站

    *********
    HOW?
    *********
    Take the party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:00 Sharp
    Drivers can follow the google maps link above.

    *****怎去******
    搭上準時12點從忠孝復興開車的趴替巴士
    開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖連結

    ********* Price *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2392 - The Run up Chiang's Back Passage
  • 4/11/2021-14:30
  • 4/11/2021-18:30
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  • ********* WHAT? *********
    ******蝦咪******

    **FROM THE HARES**
    The information below is confirmed.
    1.My cohare is Philipp.
    2.We will make the run at 圓山.
    3.We will cut the trail on Friday, so I will provide the distance and elevation later (Don’t you just love organised hares)

    兔子們捎來的訊息 以下是有得到確認的資訊
    1.我的副兔是Philipp
    2.我們會在圓山做路
    3.星期五我們會去砍路,所以我到時才能給你距離跟爬升有多少 (你怎麼能不愛這麼有組織能力的兔子們勒)

    **FROM THE TM**
    Finally woke up from my bus run hangover. Ok… Event… run… post go. I’ve got this. This Sunday the GM of… a hash with a strange birthday cake fetishization culture will hare a run for our… hash. The run is in…and on Yuanshan. Find the A point in the park by Yuanshan station. I could probably theme it about the new tunnels that were opened in the hotel there… Chiang’s back passage or something. Yeah that’s a good name The Run up Chiang’s back
    passage, I will go with that. TM想跟大家說的 好的...我終於從上星期天的趴替巴士宿醉中清醒了。 好...我...得...來...po這星期的...活動... 我...可以的... 這個星期天...某個對生日蛋糕有奇怪戀物癖文化的hash的會長將幫...我們做路。啊...這個路會是在...圓山。A點會是在圓山站附近的公園。我大可以用那個圓山飯店這次開放的新隧道幫本次的run命名...老蔣的後方通道還是啥的。嘿啊,不覺得這名字很好嗎---”一路跑過老蔣的後方通道”,我覺得可以。

    The run promises cut trail on Yuanshan, like trails that were cut recently, not cut 50 years ago by KMT soldiers for the pleasure of Madam. New trails on Yuanshan… that’s pretty cool. Ok my interest has been piqued.

    這次的run保證是在圓山砍出來的路,是看起來就像最近才剛砍的路,而不是50年前國民黨士兵們為了討好夫人砍出來的那些路。在圓山上有新路...那很酷也!! 好吧,我被撩起來了。

    We will bash at Maji Square where the beers flow crafty and the food comes in literally any nationality you like… It should serve as a good recovery run from the madness of last weeks party bus! BTW this guy has one of the most boring hash names I’ve ever heard… Come fix it! Bash

    會在Maji廣場,那裏有不停歇的啤酒,還有各式各樣的食物隨你自己喜歡選擇。 經過了上星期瘋狂的趴替巴士,你可以從這周的跑得到很好的恢復。 啊對了,兔子這傢伙有我聽過最無聊的兔名,快來參加,一起改造他!!

    ********* WHERE *********
    *****哪兒******

    Near Yuanshan MRT Station
    靠近圓山捷運站 https://goo.gl/maps/tuN2B3rXxex3sDd6A

    ********* HOW? *********
    Take the MRT to Yuanshan Station
    搭捷運到圓山站

    Unicycle tour departs from Sandiaoling at 8am
    跟著TM早上8點從三貂嶺站騎單輪車(他說他是認真的!)

    Or walk follow the flour from Yuanshan MRT exit 2
    或者,從圓山MRT2號出口步行

    ********* Price *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2393 - The Walrus and the Carpenter Run
  • 4/18/2021-14:30
  • 4/18/2021-18:30
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2walrus-run-2393-v02.png
  • ********* WHAT? *********
    ******蝦咪******

    'O Hashers, come and run with us!
    Dr Vagina Face and Juicy Kiwi did beseech,
    A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
    Along the river reach.'
    O Hashers,快點來跟我們一起跑步!
    Dr Vagina Face 和Juicy Kiwi 殷殷懇求你~
    順著小河,快樂的散步,
    快樂的聊天~

    In a break from their usual running around in the dark on Friday nights, our hares invite you to come follow their siren call, and the flour, see where it gets you this Sunday.
    這個星期天,兔子們想要稍微跳脫他們平常黑嘛嘛的星期五夜跑,他們邀請大家一起來跟著他們的警報聲和麵粉,看你最後會到達哪裡。

    Dr Vagina Face and current TyMH3 GM, Juicy Kiwi promise an A to A trail of 8 km starting at Yingge Sports Center. This trail will truly get you juicy, it boasts beautiful views back down over Taipei, cut trail, trees, rocks, bamboo, and an opportunity for no less than 5 bathroom breaks. Yep, count’em!
    Dr Vagina Face和目前的桃園捷運兔GM: Juicy Kiwi 將帶來一個從鶯歌運動中心起跑的A to A 8 公里的路 。這條路跑將名副其實的多汁,有可以看得到台北的美麗景色,砍好的路徑,樹林,石頭,竹林,還有機會有不少於5個的洗手間休息。是低~你可以數數看!

    These two old sea dogs have been traipsing around the finest scenery and the best bash spots in Taiwan for many years. So, they both know a thing or two about clammy oysters. One of them has even ended up with one on his hash name.
    多年以來,這兩個老司機一直在台灣最好的風景跟最棒的bash 餐廳間遊蕩。所以他們都很了解牡蠣,有一個甚至把牡蠣放在他的兔名的最後。

    He tells me the bash will be a gourmet one, especially if you’re a seafood lover - all you can eat grilled oysters. Any pearls belong to the hare.
    他跟我說這次的bash會超級好吃,尤其假如你愛吃海鮮----烤牡蠣隨你吃到飽,啊不過找到任何珍珠都要歸兔子。

    Disclaimer - All involvement with oysters is voluntary, chicken, pork and other shit food based innuendos will also be available.
    免責申明--所有跟牡蠣有關的行為都是自願的,也會提供雞肉豬肉還有其他亂七八糟的食物。

    'O hashers,' said the hares, You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?'
    But answer came there none —
    And this was scarcely odd, because...'
    They'd all got the shits after eating too many oysters.

    O Hashers,兔子們說著,
    你們都有愉快的跑步了!
    要不要我們再小跑步回家勒?
    但是都沒有回應, 其實也不奇怪啦,
    因為... 大家都吃了太多的牡蠣,都在跑廁所中。

    ********* WHERE *********
    *****哪兒******
    Yingge Sports Center
    鶯歌運動中心 https://goo.gl/maps/2rWxV7oy1DxBiYnH8

    ********* HOW? *********
    Take the train to Yingge train station (only 30 mins), follow the flour.
    搭火車到鶯歌(只要30分鐘!),跟著麵粉走

    ********* Price *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2394 - The Joint Run
  • 4/25/2021-0:0
  • 4/25/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/AIR-joint-run.jpg
  • *********
    WHAT?
    *********
    ******蝦咪******
    **FROM THE HARES**
    This month's run is coming in hot and it's going to be a beautiful 12k run in Xiangshan home of our beloved GM Dick Sandwich. He is going to make sure that everyone who makes the trip for AIR gets treated to at least one good run over the course of the weekend. You'll have plenty of trial time to sweat about all the mistakes you probably made the night before.
    For those of you not attending AIR, don't worry, it's not obligatory for you to attend AIR to attend this run. We've decided to join up with our Taiwan Hash brothers from Taipei and run on a Sunday together.
    Take the TSR to Xiangshan Station and the run start is an easy 1k walk from the station.This trail promises lots of rolling hills and a ghoulishly fun beer check. You won't want to miss it.

    **From the TM**
    It comes but once a year but still somehow seemingly all too often.
    Yes that's right its that time of year again. Roll up roll up the freaks are on parade.
    Its the H4XTwH³ joint run. This year coming right off the back of the AIR run it promises to be a hungover affair.
    Hared by none other than the illustrious GM himself, the Gem of the south, the belle of the ball (sack), Dick Sandwich and cohared by recent victim of a dramatized re-enactment of racially motivated police execution; "It doesn't matter"The run has been described by Dick sandwich as... the best run happening on that particular Sunday in that particular line of longitude, promising stuff...
    Let's be honest Taiwan Hash we aren't going for the run. We just want to see what utter stupidity our gene-pool diversity challenged cousins can come up with to top last year.Its rather inconveniently located near a train station literally tens of kilometres away from (cultured) civilisation for those of you (un)fortunate enough to have skipped the AIR run.

    RUN INFO
    **When****何時**
    SUNDAY, April 25th, 2021
    Hares off at 2PM 兔子2 起跑
    Hare: Dick Sandwich
    Co-Hare: It Doesn't Matter
    A-A Run
    Distance: 12km
    Schedule for Sunday (4/25)
    13H30: Meet at run start:
    https://goo.gl/maps/EpYWoSQfhANgEkMv8
    14H00: Hares off
    17H00: Down-downs
    17h00: Bash
    Cost for the run, beer, drinks, and snacks:
    300 NT$ for guys
    200 NT$ for girls
    *********
    WHERE
    *********
    *****哪兒******
    near Xiangshan Train station (IN HSINCHU)
    https://goo.gl/maps/gGUjoR2PDR1iG28y8
    *********
    HOW?
    *********
    Take the Fuxing shuttle train departing at 10:21 from Taipei main station on Sunday
    or
    Google maps it you cunts, what you want me to wipe your arse for you aswell?
    or
    Hold a broom between your legs tightly and quidditch your way to Hsinchu in style. You're a wizard Harry!
    or
    If you are following the AIR run weekend itinerary wake up from your Airbnb, throw up and get on the bus.

    ********* Price *********
    Men $300
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2395 - The Miner's Secret Run
  • 5/2/2021-14:30
  • 5/2/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2395.jpg
  • ********* WHAT? *********
    ******蝦咪******
    LONG: 8KM Gloves advised, should be a fast runner
    SHORT: 7km Participation award

    Arthur U Fag is a man that needs no introduction around these parts.

    This Sunday we return to Taipei triumphantly after the weekend of debauchery and defecation that was AIR 2021.

    The Hare reports, and I am not making any of this up, that he had heard tale of this trail from a eccentric, hiccupping miner as a young boy in the year of 19 and 49. Desperately he searched and searched to find it but to no avail.

    Decades were spent hunting for this fabled path only to be met with disappointment (from not finding it), dysentery (from creeping around Taipei's old sewer systems) and dyslexia (from skipping school or something I don't know OK I just like alliteration).

    Fast forward countless years and the young boy grew into a curmudgeonly old man. Beset with a great illness that hares know all too well: The Reccie Blue Balls.

    And that it seemed, was that... Until a fateful day in February of this year when AUF wearily put on his trail shoes, puled up his shorts, straightened his Reccie tie , accosted a young co hare, strapped his machete onto his back and set out for one more hunt.

    He had a roughly drawn map stained a faded red with Binglan spittle that had been given to to him all those decades ago, but, wait... what was this? Faded to a mirage but undeniable. A pencil scratching.... "Kunyang MRT Exit 4 follow the chalk for 300M" How had he not seen this before? How could the miner have known that Taipei would be home one day to a word renowned Mass Rapid Transport system and construction of Kunyang station would be in close proximity to the trailhead of legend?

    It doesnt matter, thought AUF reinvigorated, and feeling a tickle down below quite unlike any he had felt in years.

    On-On he shouted to no-one in particular! This was going to be Taiwan Hash H³'s best run ever.

    AUF promises to regale us with the story orally on Sunday....
    I like Oral.

    ********* WHERE *********
    *****哪兒******
    Kunyang Station Exit 4 (follow the flour for 300M)
    https://goo.gl/maps/kyfm8vLNDY6RdCJn7

    ********* HOW? *********
    Take the MRT to Kunyang station and walk or Head down to Al's Magic carpet emporium on Guanfu South road to avail of the limited time 120% discount on Carpet rentals for Hashers only. Then fly your worries away.
    or
    Fly from Dehli
    https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search...

    ********* Price *********
    Men $300
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2396 - The Nowhere Run
  • 5/9/2021-14:30
  • 5/9/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/nowhere-run.jpg
  • BUS RUN!!!!

    *********
    WHAT?
    *********
    ******蝦咪******
    This Sunday sees the eagerly anticipated return to the TwH3 hares roster of one of our long-standing hares, Arthur's Backdoor, assisted by the ever-pleasant former GM of TwH³ Desperate Hashwife.
    The hares promise us a run-of-the-year contender in classic hashing territory. Expect a delightful romp on the gentle slopes of Taoyuangu with a great variety of terrain; restored rice terraces, old farmhouses and the famous buffalo pastures topped off with those spectacular ocean views. Long and short trail options are available suitable for runners/walkers of all ages and fitness levels.
    We can only take small buses up to the run start which means places are extremely limited. You need to bus yourself fast if you want a spot so don't leave us hanging. Buses depart from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:30pm.
    Note from the Trail Master (nobody is still feeling sore about the 6 nations) "something vaguely funny about Wales ..."
    There will be a keg of draft beer at the run from our sponsor Redpoint Brewing!

    *********
    WHERE
    *********
    *****哪兒******
    Nowhere
    Taoyuangu Hiking Trail Entrance
    https://goo.gl/maps/vU3cWfv97m3oaEHR6

    *********
    HOW?
    *********
    Bus your own Face in the comments below
    or
    Drive to the Google Maps point above
    or
    Throw an Ender Eye really really far
    or
    Get in a probability drive enabled ship and try really hard to goto France

    ********* Price *********
    Men $300
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2414 - The Fulong Fumble Run
  • 9/5/2021-14:0
  • 9/5/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/fulong-run.jpg

  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
    ********
    WHAT?
    *********
    ******蝦咪******
    Oh it's been so very long since we last felt the burning sensation of hot sand searing our toes.
    This Sunday the Leash and Spongecake take us to the coast of Fulong for an 8km 350M elevation jaunt.
    There might even be a bash!
    啊~~~距離上一次我們的腳趾頭被熱沙燙的不要不要的,已經很久很久了...
    這個星期天the Leash(虎媽)和 Spongecake將帶著我們在福隆海邊來個8 Km+350 M爬升的野跑。而且結束後很有可能會有bash喔!!

    The Leash has finally ceeded to popular opinion and promises that Sundays run will be exceptionally runnable even for organic life forms.
    Expect beautiful views, thrilling down hill sprints and ups that while challenging should not leave us praying for mercy.
    虎媽這次終於決定聽從大多數人的意見,拍胸脯保證說這星期天的run,就算你已經在家軟爛3個月了也還是跑得了。等著來欣賞美麗的景色, 來勁的下坡衝刺跟爬升吧!保證雖然會有一定的挑戰性,但不至於會讓你哀北靠木!!

    Hares are off at 14:30 for a wonderful day of hashing!
    What a boring run post, sorry I haven't had my coffee yet. Oh well no one reads this part anyway. Happy Christmas everyone!
    兔子們下午2點半準時起跑~開啟美好hash的一天!
    拍謝TM我今早沒喝咖啡,所以生出一篇這麼無聊的宣傳文...啊管他的哩,反正根本不會有人認真看。大家聖誕快樂嘿~

    *********
    WHERE
    *********
    *****哪兒******
    https://goo.gl/maps/Me25LMjLRq37X8M47
    *********
    HOW?
    *********
    Take the train
    搭火車
    *********
    Price
    *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2415 - The Brokeback Run
  • 9/12/2021-14:0
  • 9/12/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2415-banner.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ********WHAT?*********
    ******蝦咪******
    注意~ 這次跑步的集合地點因為颱風改到捷運復興崗站囉!!
    I wish I knew how to quit you...
    How many times have those words been targeted towards the Hash?
    Well none have uttered them more than the man himself, HomerSexual.
    喔~我多希望可以知道如何戒掉你...
    你有多少次想對hash說出這句話?
    好吧,大概沒有人比王先生(HomerSexual)更能說出這些話了。

    This week Homersexual and Midnight Cowboy take us on a run sure to break your back around the Beitou area.
    He is an A-list hare so a perfect trail is guaranteed.
    這個星期王先生和 Midnight Cowboy 將帶我們去北投地區,給大家來一場一定會讓你累歪歪的跑步。老王此等特優好兔,絕對保證這次的路徑超完美!

    *********WHERE*********
    *****哪兒******
    Location : GuizaiKang Beitou貴子坑 北投
    Flour Start from Fuxing-gang MRT station
    麵粉會從捷運復興崗站開始撒起
    Drivers:
    https://goo.gl/maps/EbMkjk5Cu6FZijiy9

    *********HOW?*********
    Fuxing-gang MRT station and follow the flour
    搭捷運到復興崗站,然後跟著麵粉走

    *********
    Price
    *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2416 - The Pomelo Scrumpers Run
  • 9/19/2021-14:0
  • 9/19/2021-19:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pomelo-run-v03.png-scaled.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ********WHAT?*********
    ******蝦咪******
    Hobo Homo discovered this trail back when he first came to Taiwan, all those moon festivals ago. Without any Chinese to speak of everything was left to gestures. After meeting a young farm girl on the side of the road, he quickly got to work with his best Ozzie chat up lines. Finally he moved to seal the deal. She nodded, smiled, took him by the hand and they mounted her scooter. It cost him 600NT for those 3 boxes of pomelos.
    But there is a happy ending. 6 months later he finished work at her father's pomelo orchards, the same ones we'll be running next Sunday. He has frolicked along every trail, shagged behind every bush and swam naked in every pool. Get ready for a guide from a local expert.

    From the Hare: The run is an A->B run, starting at the Mudan Train Station and finishing back at a gorgeous riverside down down location.On the run you can look forward to river tracing, swimming holes, Japanese historical sites, and a very nice and runnable trail. We will finish at a gorgeous down-down location, where you can enjoy cold beer, swimming in the river accompanied by the best Down-Downs Taiwan has to offer.Hares off at 2:30. The truck won't wait for you and your bags forever if you're late.

    *********WHERE*********
    *****哪兒******
    Location :
    A Point: Meet-Up Location: Mudan Train Station
    https://goo.gl/maps/CV1jHkw4UzJwirpH9

    B Point: Down-Downs Location: https://goo.gl/maps/HX5N7G8ohbJhZP3s6

    After the run we have a truck available to take you back to the A point at Mudan train station.

    Drivers:
    Park your car here and walk to the Meet-up location (2.5km gentle walk down-hill)https://goo.gl/maps/6GftQukvjHfKWg4MA

    *********HOW?*********
    Take the train to Mudan station and put your stuff on the truck and run. After the run we have a truck available to take you back to Mudan train station.

    Contact the Hare:Homo Hobo 0984001782

    *********Price*********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2417 - The Linkou Layover Run
  • 9/26/2021-14:0
  • 9/19/2021-19:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2417-banner.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ********WHAT?***************蝦咪******
    With Moon Festival behind us and Down Island just ahead we find ourselves in Limbo patiently waiting the madness that will come in October.
    Hard Disk and Tank come together to fill the void inside all of us with a picturesque amble around trails in Linkou which we do not get to often enough.The linkou layover run will take us touring around the beautiful natural surrounds of the border between Xin Bei and Taoyuan.
    Make your way there via Airport MRT or car.
    隨著中秋剛過,全島特跑就在眼前,我們覺得自己處在一個空窗期,耐心的等待瘋狂降臨在10月。Hard Disk 和Tank這時挺身而出,將一起填補我們所有人內心的空白,帶大家暢遊永遠嫌去的不夠多的林口優美路徑,遊覽新北和桃園之間美麗的自然環境。你可以簡單地搭機場捷運或是開車到達起跑點。

    *********WHERE*********
    *****哪兒******
    Location :
    https://goo.gl/maps/44DkbUyhXqF6bPXH6

    *********HOW?*********
    Take MRT to airport line station A9
    Drive to GPS point above.
    搭機場捷運到A9站
    開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖

    *********Price*********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2418 - The Big Fat Beach Down Island Weekend
  • 10/1/2021-18:0
  • 10/3/2021-18:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/DI-FB-banner-v03.png

  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
    ********WHAT?*********
    ******蝦咪******
    Down Island in Kaohsiung baby! Yeah, it’s not Bali, but tough shit – ha ha you can’t get to Bali. So come to the beach and have fun at DI.
    Sign-up here: https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39
    歐耶~~~高雄我們來啦!!!!好啦,我知道不是峇厘,但是...哈哈,這時機你根本不能去峇厘啊!! 所以快來參加Down Island,一起在沙灘上享樂吧~~
    報名聯結 : https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39

    After almost all the other big hash events were cancelled this summer, finally this is your chance to let rip in the furthest place possible from Taipei. I’m not talking about shuffling off to the corner for a silent one after too much bean soup. I’m talking more beautiful trail and scenery than you can shake a stick at, dancing on the bar and enough beer, beach and sunshine to satisfy even the most pent up and frustrated hashers.
    幾乎這個夏天本來所有要舉辦的hash大型活動都被取消了,總算這是你可以在最遠離台北的地方起肖的機會。我可不是說在喝了太多無聊飲料後拖著腳走到角落里安靜地呆著。我說的可是讓你可以搖擺的很多美麗山徑跟風景,在酒吧裡跳舞,還有很多很多的啤酒,海灘,陽光,即使是最壓抑和沮喪的 hasher也一定會得到滿足。

    Come with us to the jewel of southern Taiwan, as we cram every holiday you’ve missed this summer into a weekend extravagance of fun and debauchery. This year we're staying on on Cijin island beach, a mere 60m from the sand and beach bar. Perfect for, hmm yeah well I know what you shameless lot get up to on the beach.
    快來跟著我們去探索那台灣南方的寶石吧~我們把你今年夏天錯過的每個假期都塞進了這個周末的狂歡和放蕩中。今年我們將住在旗津沙灘附近,距離海灘跟酒吧只有短短的60公尺。非常地的適合...嗯...ㄟ...我知道你們這些羞羞臉人都在海灘上做些甚麼。

    Friday:
    We’ll be in the beach bar from 6:30pm, join us when you can. Make your own way to Kaohsiung according to your work schedule and budget, choose cheap and slow or less cheap and fast (see below). Just don’t miss out on a fun first night.
    星期五:
    下午6:30開始我們都會待在海灘酒吧,你隨時可以加入我們。請自行依照你的上班時間跟預算抵達高雄,選擇便宜的,沒那麼便宜的,或是快的(請參照下方)方式,就是不要錯過開心的第一夜。

    Saturday:
    AM Beach party followed by KH3 afternoon beach run – Our own Shitty Shrinkage and his KH3 co-hare Frozen Nuts have prepared a beach run to crown all beach runs. Jungle, monkeys, mountain trails and swimming. Followed by down downs on the beach. Like DI wasn’t enough fun already, Saturday is also an official joint run, there will of course be the chance for some friendly rivalry and bonding with our fellow KH3 hashers from down south.

    Saturday night bash, beach party and then special midnight run.
    星期六:
    早上海灘趴~隨之而來的是下午KH3舉辦的海灘run -- 我們自家的Shitty Shrinkage和他KH3的副兔Frozen Nuts,準備了一條將可以稱霸所有海灘run的海灘run: 叢林,猴子,山徑跟游泳,然後會在海灘上舉行down down。好像還嫌DI不夠有趣似的,星期六甚至也是一個正式的聯合跑。大家將有機會認識切磋聯結一下我們身在南方KH3朋友們。星期六晚上的bash, 海灘趴跟接著而來的”午夜特跑”~

    Sunday:
    AM short hangover run on the island, then a relaxed and shady afternoon run on Kaohsiung’s forgotten Japanese mountain.
    Early bash start and finish time for everyone heading back up north.

    星期天:
    早上將會有短短的宿醉run,然後在高雄被遺忘的日本山上來個輕鬆陰涼的下午跑步。Bash會提早舉辦,然後及時結束讓大家可以順利北上。

    Places are limited, sign-up ASAP or risk missing out on what could be the best weekend of your life*.
    Sign-up here: https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39

    Registration closes when all places are gone or else on Sep 20th.

    Alternative fact: DI has been described as “the highlight of my life” and "the pinnacle of my hashing career”.

    * You might get married, meet the love of your life, win the lottery etc while attending DI this year.

    名額有限,報名從速,否則可能會錯過的是你一生中最美好的周末*。
    報名聯結 : https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39
    額滿後即停止報名,或是直到9月20日。
    你應該知道的一個事實:DI 被描述為“我生命中的亮點”和“我hash生涯的頂峰”。
    * 你可能會在今年參加 DI 期間結婚,遇到你一生的摯愛,中樂透等等。

    *********WHERE*********
    *****哪兒******

    Kaohsiung. Cijin Island

    Beachfront accommodation is 60m to the sand.
    https://goo.gl/maps/6Fm7TiXSofij6Td88

    高雄,旗津區
    海濱民宿,距離沙灘60公尺
    https://goo.gl/maps/6Fm7TiXSofij6Td88

    Run starts are within the city area and easily accessible by public transport. Runs explore the amazing coast and scenery near the city.

    Sunday run and bash are within stumbling distance of the Zuoying HSR station and nearby the bus terminals.

    跑步起點位於市區內,搭公共交通工具就可輕鬆抵達。用跑步來探索城市附近令人驚嘆的海岸和風景吧~
    星期天的run 和 bash 位於左營高鐵站的步行距離內,靠近巴士總站。

    *********Price*********

    4000 NT

    Includes Saturday + Sunday runs, 2 bashes, 2 breakfasts, beers, vodkas, beach front accommodation (2 nights), DI gift, beach party
    Does not include lunch, there are loads of markets and stuff around the hotel.

    費用4000台幣

    包括週六 + 週日跑步、2 個bash、2 份早餐、啤酒、伏特加酒、海濱住宿(2 晚)、DI 禮物還有海灘趴~
    注意不包括午餐,住宿點的周圍有很多市場和東西可以自行採買

    *********HOW?*********

    Walk: Free. (3 days) one way
    Bus: 600 NT (5h) one way
    Express train: 843 NT (4h) one way
    HSR: book early and get 1043 NT (30% off) 1192 NT (20% off) 1341 NT (10% off), 1490 NT full price (1h40 / 2h) one way

    如何去?
    用走的:免費 (3天)單程
    巴士:600 NT (5小時) 單程
    自強號:843 NT (4 小時) 單程
    高鐵:看你多早訂票 -- 早鳥票1043 NT(30% off)1192 NT(20% off)1341 NT(10% off),1490 NT 全價(1h40 / 2h)單程

    FAQ
    How are we doing this when every other major hash event has been cancelled, since Co-fifi came to town? Restrictions on gathering sizes have been relaxed now and practically speaking, renting private busses was and is almost financially impossible (can only fill to 50% capacity) so we have a city based DI. Make your own way to and from Kaohsiung via public transport. Travel within the city is easy and cheap via pubic transport.

    Why are we doing this? Is it safe? Restrictions have been lifted to the point where it’s not irresponsible to travel around the island anymore. We will be following all COVID protocols – hand sanitising, temperature checks, QR code contact tracing. If you don’t feel safe coming, then stay at home for now. We look forward to welcoming you back to the hash when things are back to normal and you feel safe to re-join us.

    常問問題
    自從疫情限制以來,當所有其他主要hash的大型活動都被取消時,我們為何可以還是舉辦DI?現在對聚會規模的限制已經放寬,但實際上,要租用私人巴士對我們的財政幾乎是不可能的(因為規定只能 50% 的容量),所以這次我們將有一個基於城市的 DI。請自行搭乘公共交通工具往返高雄。通過公共交通工具在城市內旅行既方便又便宜。

    我們為什麼這樣做?安全嗎?限制已經解除到不再不負責任地環島旅行的地步。我們將遵循所有的防疫規定——手部消毒、測量體溫、掃QR cord實名制。如果你還是覺得來這裡不安全,那麼就請呆在家裡。當一切恢復正常並且你覺得可以安全地重新加入我們時,我們期待著歡迎你回到hash。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2400 - Back To The Future: The 2400th Run
  • 10/10/2021-14:0
  • 10/10/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2400.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    蝦咪?

    After a few years of marriage, Pussy Vindaloo and Father Cockeye started to miss their wild adventures together, when Father Cockeye had 2 eyes and Pussy Vindaloo looked 16 years old (now you know the real reason the Father chose her).
    結婚幾年後,Pussy Vindaloo 和 Captain Cockeye 開始懷念他們以前的黃金歲月,那個時候Cockeye有 2 隻眼睛,Pussy Vindaloo 看起來只有 16 歲(現在你知道 Cockeye 選擇她的真正原因了)。

    They decided to build a time machine and travel back to Jiufen during the Gold Rush. When they came back to the future in May 2021, the trails they knew so well were all grown over and some had disappeared altogether. Taiwan then raised its Pandemic alert to Level 3, which also included restrictions on time travel. Unable to go forward in time or return to the past, they decided to stay and hare the Taiwan Hash’s 2400th run with a new route around Jiufen, connecting ancient trails and gold mines with winding alleys and views over the Yin Yang Sea.
    他們決定造一台時光機,回去九份在淘金很狂熱的時候。 但當他們回到未來(2021年5月時),他們發現大部分的步道被草覆蓋,有的甚至完全消失了。且那時(2021年5月)台灣隔離提升至3級,更不讓人時間旅行。無法及時前進或回到過去某個時間,所以他們決定留在當下,等到6月當 Taiwan hash 第2400次兔子, 創建新的路線繞九份,連接古老的步道和金礦,蜿蜒的小巷和陰陽海的景色。

    Mysteriously, the time machine was suddenly reactivated (according to my technical knowledge of flux capacitors, orgies cannot be held on this kind of machine because temporal jumps might happen), bringing the hares back to the present time, and giving them no choice but to offer the 2400th Run for this coming Sunday. It will be an A to A run around 7km with about 300m of elevation - a little bit of heavy breathing to get to the highest point of Jiufen and then a gentle run down the mountain.
    神奇的是,時間機器突然重新啟動(根據我對這種技術知識,機器上不能舉辦性愛派對 ,因為可能會發生時間跳躍). 他們兩位回到現在, 使他們能夠當 Taiwan hash 第2400次兔子. 路線 A to A, 大概 7km, 高度 300m, 只需要前面多深呼吸到九份最高點然後可以輕輕鬆鬆下山.

    Come and join us and help to celebrate this achievement and of course to finish the Red Point Beer Keg that will be available at the venue. Cheers and On On!!!!
    來跑九份,幫助慶祝這一成就,當然還有紅點啤酒桶要喝完。 乾杯,on on!!

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Location :https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8

    *******HOW?*******
    1) Take bus 965 (MRT Fuzhong / MRT Ximen / MRT Beimen)Get off at Nanxinshan (two stops after Jiufen old street). Follow the flour to the campsite.http://www.tpebus.com.tw/image/lineimage.php?imagetest=9650

    OR 2) Take the train to Ruifang train station, then take bus 965 or bus 788 or taxi pool to Nanxinshan (two stops after Jiufen old street), and follow the flour to the campsite.Drivers, go directly to the campsite. We have spoken to the campsite owner and he will let you park for free. Just tell him you are with the Taiwan Hash!https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8

    1) 搭公車 965 (從捷運府中/西門/北門) 到南新山站 (老街後兩站) 下車, 跟著 麵粉到起跑點 (露營地).http://www.tpebus.com.tw/image/lineimage.php?imagetest=9650
    或 2) 搭火車到瑞芳 換公車 965 /公車 788/搭計程車到南新山站 (老街後兩站) 下車, 跟著 麵粉到起跑點 (露營地).開車 – 直接開車到 A 點 (露營地). 告訴露營地老闆 “我是 Taiwan hash!” 才可以免費停車。https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8*********

    Price*********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2419 - Cock a Doodle Damn - The Recovery Run
  • 10/17/2021-14:0
  • 10/17/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2419.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    蝦咪?

    There are several reasons for a person to hunt, like to harvest useful animal products, to remove predators dangerous to humans, to eliminate pests, you name it, but for sure Cock Hunter was doing it for recreation, for pleasure, for her trophy.
    一個人打獵有幾種原因,像是捕獲動物來吃來用啦,清除對人類有害的捕食者啦,消滅害蟲等等的,你可以舉例的出來。但可以肯定的是,Cock Hunter 這樣做是為了娛樂,為了開心,為了她的戰利品。

    However, in reality, Cock Hunter suffered a lot of misfortunes due to the hunting activity was exhausting, dangerous but mainly because not always she was able to get the Prey she was expecting (a really big one). Fortunately, her misfortunes ended up when one day she accidentally saw to Cock Prey Love taking a piss on Trail. She couldn’t even believe what she was seeing, but she knew it was the Prey she was looking for, then she exclaimed loudly “Cock-a-doodle-damn” and the rest is history.
    但實際上,因為打獵這件事很累很危險,Cock Hunter遭受到很多不幸,但最主要的是因為她並不能總是抓到她期待的獵物(要一個真的很~大的)。幸運的是,有一天她不小心看到 Cock Prey Love 在野徑上小便,她的不幸就這樣結束了。她甚至不敢相信眼前所看到的,但她知道這是她要找的獵物,然後她大聲喊道:“該死的狗屎”,剩下的我們就都知道了。

    Since then, Cock Hunter stopped her rambling and wild adventures, and decided to go for more peaceful and easy things to do in life, like the run she offered to hare this coming Sunday, hand in hand with Cock Prey Love. Yes, a 7Km A to A run, with 300m of elevation, over easy runnable trails, marvelous views, dog friendly and accesible vía public transportation.
    從此以後,Cock Hunter 便停止了她漫無邊際的狂野冒險,決定在生活中做一些更和平、更輕鬆的事情,就像她在這星期天要跟Cock Prey Love 聯袂為我們帶來的run一樣。是低~一條 7 公里的 A to A run,爬升大約 300 公尺,簡單可跑的路徑,美不勝收的景色,狗狗友好和簡單搭乘公共交通工具就可到達。

    After The DI debauchery and the 2400th Run celebration there is no excuse to miss this run. Take your fat arses to the run start and enjoy with us another great Sunday out. On On!!!
    在放蕩的DI和第 2400 次慶祝跑之後,沒有理由錯過這次跑步。把你的胖屁股移駕到起跑點,和我們一起享受另一個美好的星期天。On On !!!

    *******WHERE***********哪兒*****
    Location :Longfenggu Park. No. 112, Xingyi Rd., Beitou District, Taipei City
    龍鳳谷公園
    https://goo.gl/maps/c8C9JNLkKTmHVWfB6

    *******HOW?*******
    1) Take bus 508, S8 or S36 from Shipai MRT station.
    Get off at Dunxu High School of Industry and Commercial (Xingyi).
    1. 從捷運石牌站搭508,小8或是小36公車,在惇敘工商(行義)下車
    2) Taxi pool from Shipai MRT Station to the run start.
    2. 從捷運石牌站一起搭計程車

    *********Price*********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2420 - The BMB's Survivors Run
  • 10/24/2021-14:0
  • 10/24/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2420.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    蝦咪?On April 15, 2013, a terrorist attack took place during the Annual Boston Marathon. Two homemade pressure cooker bombs were planted and detonated near the finish line of the race, killing 3 people and injuring hundreds of others with some of them with severe injuries like losing limbs. Despite how terrible this attack was, there is a bright side on that story that you should know.
    在2013 年 4 月 15 日,一年一度的波士頓馬拉松大賽時發生了恐怖攻擊事件。兩枚土製炸彈在比賽終點線附近被放置然後引爆,造成 3 人死亡,數百人受傷,其中有一些人還因此失去了四肢。儘管這次襲擊這麼的可怕,但你應該知道這個故事還是有一個光明的一面。

    Two well-known hashers, Premature Ejaculation and 500 Miles, are legendary because they manage to finish the Boston Marathon with no injuries. They were so fast that they reached the finish line way before the bombs exploded becoming 2 of the survivors of such a horrific attack.
    They felt so thankful to be alive, that they decided not to have participation in high performance races any longer, but instead, use their experience and skills to provide quality hash runs in honor to the fallen during the bombing.
    兩位我們很熟習的hasher,早洩和五佰造就了傳奇,因為他們完成了那次的波馬且完全沒有受到任何損傷。他們跑得飛快,在炸彈爆炸之前就到達了終點線,也成為那次可怕攻擊中的其中2名倖存者。他們為自己可以活著這件事感到非常的感激,決定不再參加這種需要高度表現的比賽,而是利用他們的經驗和技能提供給大家高品質的hash run,來紀念在爆炸中喪生的人。

    This coming Sunday, we are lucky to have the duo haring for us a fantastic A to B run, over the scenic area of Keelung, starting at Baifu Rail Station and ending in Qidu Rail Station.
    There will be a Long and a Short option:
    - The Long will be 9Km, 500+m of elevation. It will be difficult so if you are fast, strong, and stupid enough this is the option for you.
    - The Short will be 8Km, 300m of elevation. This is the strongly recommended option for walkers and inexperienced hashers.
    這個星期天,我們很幸運有這兩位傳奇人物為大家安排了一場空前絕後的 A to B run,我們將穿越基隆風景區,從百福火車站一路跑到七堵火車站~會有長的跟短的任君選擇:
    - 喜歡長的~~會有9公里,爬升500公尺以上。會很硬,所以如果你夠快、夠強壯、夠蠢,這就是你的選擇。
    - 喜歡短的~~是 8 公里,爬升300公尺。我們強烈推薦用走的人和沒有甚麼參加經驗者選這個。

    Expect to have gorgeous trails, wonderful views, and runnable sections.See you all on Sunday, On On!!!
    期待美麗又可跑的路徑跟超凡的景色吧~~星期天見啦,On On!!!

    *******HARES*******
    Hare: Premature Ejaculation 早洩
    CoHare: 500 Miles 五佰

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, October 24, 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    10/24星期天
    13:45 集合兔子
    14:00 準時起跑

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Location:
    A: Baifu Station is the start point
    A: 百福火車站是起點
    https://goo.gl/maps/Cj9mJQ96XDCyrxuh8
    B: Qidu Station is the finish point
    B: 七堵火車站是終點
    https://goo.gl/maps/sqTmcuG8FdygSJ2e8

    ******HOW?*******
    1) Take a train from Taipei Main Station to Baifu Station. Possible options are 1182 (13:18->13:43), 4188 (13:24->13:49), 1188 (13:32->13:57)
    1. 從北車搭區間車到百福車站推薦搭乘1182 (13:18->13:43), 4188 (13:24->13:49), 1188 (13:32->13:57)
    2) Drivers can go to B and park at Qidu Station Parking Lot here https://goo.gl/maps/NDvtjstTx6VUjPYN6 and take the train back to A (1 single station).
    2. 開車的人可以先把車停在七堵火車站附近的停車場(估狗地圖如上連結),然後再搭火車到A點集合
    *********Price*********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2421 - Day of the Dead - The Halloween Zombie Run
  • 10/31/2021-14:0
  • 10/31/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2421-banner.jpg
  • OLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    蝦咪?
    Halloween has arrived hand in hand with the Gay Pride Parade, and against all the prognostics, we will have a Halloween Zombie Run to celebrate right in the hearth of Taipei.
    Our former GM, Cunt of the Litter and his Zombie Crew, will offer us a 7Km A to B City Run starting at Xiangshan Park in Xinyi Area.
    Zombies will be located throughout the run and will be using Red Food Dye to infect the runners (as if COVID wasn't enough).
    If you are still feeling zombified by the Pandemic and the Level 3 restrictions, you are in luck. Wear an old white T-shirt and show up to participate. It will be very fun. On On!!!
    又是一年一度的萬聖節啦~我們將不顧一切的在台北市中心舉辦殭屍追逐跑來慶祝萬聖節~我們的前GM Cunt of the Litter 和他的殭屍大軍將為我們提供一個從信義區象山公園開始的 7 公里的 A to B city run。殭屍大軍們將會現身在整個跑步當中,然後會使用紅色染劑(食用)來感染參加者(好像嫌我們躲 COVID 還不夠)。如果你仍然覺得被疫情跟之前的3 級限制搞到快要起肖,那你要走運了。 穿上你的舊白T ,然後星期天來參加吧~~ 絕對會很好玩的!!! 真心不騙~ On On!!!

    *******HARES*******
    Hare: Cunt of the Litter
    CoHares: Zombie Crew 殭屍大軍

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, October 31, 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    10/31星期天 13:45 集合
    兔子14:00 準時起跑

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Location:
    A: Xiangshan Park (Run Start)
    A: 象山公園
    https://goo.gl/maps/Wff6nqpp1tRNt3ds6
    B: Yongchunpi Ecological Park (Finish Point)
    B: 永春陂生態濕地公園
    https://goo.gl/maps/jJGVs3sJvKxueHSE9

    ******HOW?*******
    Be green and take the MRT to Xiangshan MRT Station. Get out via Exit 2 and follow the flour to the Run Start.
    當個環保的好孩子,搭捷運到象山站(淡水/紅線),從2號出口跟著麵粉走到起跑點

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    The bash will be at 第一鮮生猛現撈現炒(Seafood Restaurant)
    https://goo.gl/maps/XLRQ6EyqSeUTMsux5

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2422 The Late Night Love Run
  • 11/7/2021-14:0
  • 11/7/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2422-v06.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Fuck First and Sheman: This pair of GMs were for a while the undisputed king and queen of the night. Close together in geography but separated by time. Sheman would rampage through the city on a Wednesday night, then return home to sleep off his hangover until the next week. Fuck First would then rise and begin her reign on Friday. Initially they communicated only by messages hastily written in chalk on trees, through messages written in graffiti on rechao restaurant toilet doors, or through the whispered rumours of what had happened earlier in the week.
    維尼和西門:這對 GM 一度是無可爭議的夜王和夜后。地理上靠得很近,但時間交錯。西門會在拜三晚上在這座城市裡橫衝直撞,然後回家把宿醉睡掉,直到下個星期再出沒。然後換維尼出現在拜五開始她的統治。一開始,他們進行溝通交流的方式,是只通過在樹上用粉筆匆匆寫下的信息,通過在熱炒餐廳廁所門上塗鴉的留言,或是通過低語著關於當週早些時候發生的事情的謠言。

    There is a third part to this story, what neither of the hares realised is that Never Been Dicked had been secretly joining in on this exchange of messages. He was the match maker, the third wheel, and enabler. All the time he had been adding the occasional spicy and flirtatious messages, until finally he fell in love, and emerged from the shadows. A heart broken Sheman had to accept that he was not the man Fuck First had fallen in love with.
    啊這兩隻兔子都沒有察覺到,這個故事裡有著第三者~阿銘一直在偷偷的在參與這種信息交流。他是媒人、電燈泡和促成者。一直以來,他時不時的都會加上一些辛辣的和調情的訊息,直到最後他墜入愛河,從暗處走了出來。心碎的西門不得不接受他不是維尼愛上的那個人。

    The trio finally shrugged off their deviant pasts and out of the wreckage of three years of GM-ing something good emerged – a beautiful couple, a beautiful baby and an awesome haring team who will lead you on a trail to explore the secrets of Keelung next Sunday.
    這3人行終於擺脫了他們不堪回首的過去,在3年的GM生涯殘骸中變出了一些好的東西~~一對美麗的夫妻,一個漂亮的嬰兒和一個很棒的做路團隊,這個星期天他們將帶領你探索基隆的秘密路徑~~

    *******HARES*******
    Hare: Fuck First
    CoHare: Sheman

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, November 7, 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    11/07星期天 13:45 集合
    兔子14:00 準時起跑

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Meeting place: Keelung Ren'ai District Office
    集合地點:基隆仁愛區公所

    https://goo.gl/maps/o1SsTnFd1fTWM6eB7

    ******HOW?*******
    Public transportation: the left gate of the south exit of Keelung Railway Station, there is flour on Xiaosi Road
    Drivers: Starting point of flour mark: Expressway, turn right to Keelung Zhongsi Road, there will be flour
    大眾交通工具:基隆火車站南出口左邊大門 孝四路開始有麵粉
    麵粉記號起點:高速公路 往基隆忠四路右轉,開始有麵粉

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    The bash will be a bash.
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2423 - The Pool Boys Run
  • 11/14/2021-14:0
  • 11/14/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2423-v03-scaled.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Baby Banana Hammock and It Doesn’t Matter are ready to offer you their services. Any wild bush can be trimmed, any pool can be cleaned out and any trail can be cut. These guys have been out scouring the hills to find the long overgrown trails on the hillsides of Wudu. If you’re impressed at how trimmed, smooth and runnable they are, then toss them a tip at the end. Hourly rate for further work is negotiable. Mexican, Brazilian and Nicaraguan trim styles are available.
    Baby Banana Hammock 和t Doesn’t Matter已經準備好為你提供他們的服務。 可修剪任何的野生灌木,可以清理任何水池,可以砍出任何路徑。 這兩隻兔子一直在山上搜尋,尋找著五堵山坡上那長長的雜草叢生的路徑。 如果他們的修剪技術、平滑和可跑起來的程度讓你們印象深刻,那麼最後請給他們個小費。 如果需要進一步他們的服務,工資可以商量。 提供墨西哥、巴西和尼加拉瓜樣式任君挑選~

    Two of Hsinchu Hash’s up and coming talents have some great runnable forest trails in store for you. There will be a long a short and a beer check. There are two short rope sections on the long, so bring gloves if you're worried about your hands.
    兩位由新竹Hash嶄露頭角的人才為大家準備了超棒可跑的森林小徑。 會有長的跟短的路讓你選擇,再加上beer check~長的路徑有兩個地方會需要短短的攀繩,所以如果擔心自己的手,請帶上手套。

    *******HARES*******
    Hare: Baby Banana Hammock
    CoHare: It Doesn’t Matter

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, November 14, 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    11/14星期天 13:45 集合
    兔子14:00 準時起跑

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Meeting place:
    No. 287之1號, Changjiang St, Xizhi District, New Taipei City, 221221新北市汐止區長江街287之1號
    https://goo.gl/maps/tfjPm29QKc4prRgP7

    ******HOW?*******
    Public transportation: Take the train to Wudu Station and follow the flour
    坐火車到五堵車站然後跟著麵粉走
    Drivers: Drive to the meeting place (玉泉宮) where there is parking.
    開車的人請開到玉泉宮,可以停車

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    There will be a bash nearby.

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2424 - The Sloppy Dragons Run
  • 11/21/2021-14:0
  • 11/21/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2424.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
    ******WHAT?*******
    FROM THE HARES:
    It will be long, it will be hard, your legs will be destroyed after, but not as much as your liver.”
    Bring your friends, only 200-250nt for an afternoon of multiple eyegasms , they won’t be able to wait to come again!”

    FROM THE TM:
    Long-time friends of the Hash, Crafted have made an offer we can't refuse, sponsoring beers for an after run bash/party in Maji².
    So we are headed for that old reliable Yuanshan where our hares; Sloppy Seconds and Fire Dragon have promised to make you earn your free drinks with something a little bit different than the usual fare up there.
    The long will be a challenging 10km with a short option for those of you who want to get back to the liquids faster.
    I imagine this would be a perfect run to bring first-time runner friends to if you guys had any friends of course.

    *******HARES*******
    Hare: Sloppy Seconds
    CoHare: Fire Dragon

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, November 21st , 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Flour from Yuanshan MRT Station
    https://goo.gl/maps/FR5gr6zzmmAq7CSr8

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT to Yuanshan station and find flour heading towards the Park

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    The bash will be a bash.
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2425 - The Weeping Mad Dog Run
  • 11/28/2021-14:0
  • 11/28/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2425.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Weeping Pussy has been upset about his hash name for… well for a long time. A true runner and a competitive guy who excels at, err… running fast, God knows why he ever got in to hashing. If you want to stretch yourself a bit then come and join the run this Sunday.

    There will be nice views, there will be some rock climbing, there will be a nice bash, and there will be a GM who is a blast from the absolute past - guaranteed to be funnier, more charming, kinder, and more witty than the current GM – Pussy Vindaloo!!!!!!!!!When last Sunday's co-hare Fire In The Hole was renamed last weekend, Weeping Pussy made a claim, "aahh ha that name is now free!?": Arise - Sir Weeping Fire Pussy! Up to you last last last year's GM, will history be re-made? Come and find out next Sunday.

    FROM THE HARES:There will be caves, rock climbing, jungle, and 360 degrees of Taipei city views.
    兔子來的消息:
    這周將有很多的洞穴,攀岩,叢林,還有360度俯瞰台北的美景~

    *******HARES*******
    Hare: Weeping Pussy
    CoHare: Soft Guy

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, November 28th , 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    Flour from Mingde MRT station
    麵粉從捷運明德站開始撒起
    https://goo.gl/maps/z5J5V9983Gwz8Yjp8

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT to Mingde station and Naruto run to the start point like your lives depended on it.
    坐捷運到明德站,然後像沒命似的用火影忍者跑跑到起點

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    The bash will be a bash.
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2426 - The Sijiaoting Run
  • 12/5/2021-14:0
  • 12/5/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/2426.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    This Sunday we have a real treat with a run in the Sijiaoting area hared by none other than Claw Hand and Midnight Cowboy.Take the train to Sijoaoting station and The run start is a short taxi ride away or a 2km walk if you are feeling enthusiastic. You can find the exact GPS point below.Sijiaoting is a quality area full of exceptional dirt trails that no doubt will leave you satisfied with proceedings.
    這個禮拜天,Claw Hand 和 Midnight Cowboy會做出一個超優質的路徑,帶著我們徜徉在四腳亭周遭。坐火車到四腳亭站,然後可以一起搭小黃到起跑點,你也可以帶著你的滿腔熱血走2公里到達。 啊你可以在下面找到確切的GPS座標連結。四腳亭是個充滿可跑野徑的特優地點,不來你會後悔低~~~

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, December , 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    2 km from Sijiaoting station
    離四腳亭車站2公里
    https://goo.gl/maps/ZbyqMBrtFkrCHs6W8

    ******HOW?*******
    Take TRA to Sijiaotiong station and taxi pool to the run start.
    坐火車到四腳亭站,然後可以一起搭小黃到起跑點
    https://goo.gl/maps/ZbyqMBrtFkrCHs6W8
    Train timetable to be posted later.
    火車時刻表晚點兒會補上

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2427 - The Red Dress Run
  • 12/12/2021-14:0
  • 12/12/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/red-dress-banner.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
    ******WHAT?*******
    Period is getting to that age when he looks back on his life and wonders on his balance book with the Great GM in the sky. Will his good trails outweigh his bad or will he be damned to an eternity of Singing Hash down downs in the great below?
    Well Period is not one to go quietly into the abyss. Instead he will use his time give back what he can.
    Period已經到了這個年紀,當他開始回顧自己的生平然後開始想著天上那偉大的GM會在他的的hash收支平衡簿上寫些甚麼。他做得好路會超過他做壞的那些嗎?還是他會被詛咒永遠得忍受愛唱歌hash團的噹噹?
    嗯,Period絕對不是那種會讓自己就這樣跌入深淵的人。相反的,他會用他擁有的時間來彌補他能做到的。

    As such this Sunday join the Taiwan Hash in giving back with our annual red dress run for charity.
    This year we will be supporting Harmony House Foundation which is a great institution which has been helping people live with HIV/AIDS since 1986. They actually have 4 locations around Taiwan. We will be donating to the Nangang location.
    You know the deal, red gowns are mandatory and all profits go to support the excellent work of Harmony House Foundation

    NOTE: You'll need your mask and MRT card or NT20 for the run
    所以,這個星期天一起加入TwH3一年一度的慈善紅洋裝特跑吧~~
    今年我們將支持和諧之家基金會,這是一個偉大的機構,自 1986 年以來一直幫助艾滋病患者。他們在台灣有 4 個駐點。我們將把利潤捐贈給他們的南港分部。
    你知道遊戲規則的~~必須,一定要穿紅洋裝!! 所有利潤都將用於支持和諧之家基金會的出色工作~~
    請注意:跑步的時候要帶上你的口罩,還有悠遊卡或是20元喔!

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, December 12th, 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    ****哪兒*****
    In the park around Taipei City Council
    https://goo.gl/maps/4dwhC8Z1ECkCjC8U8

    ******HOW?*******
    The 612 bus stops directly in from of the start on Shifu road.
    The 263, 279, 651, and several other buses stop at the Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall stop on Renai Road. Then cross the street to the start.
    Several buses also stop at the Zhongxiao United Daily News station. Walk along Keelung road towards Taipei City Hall, cross SungGao road to the start.
    Take the Blue line MRT to Taipei City Hall Station. Take the exit leading towards Taipei City Hall. Walk through the food court towards the City Hall exit (it doesn't have an exit number but you will pass Exit 1). Exit the long tunnel just beside City Hall.. Walk the 50 meters to Shifu Road, cross and you're at the start.

    Drivers: There's parking directly below the park where we're starting. Entrance on SungGao Rd, SungShou Rd, or Keelung Rd.
    搭612路公車可直接停在市府路起跑點。
    搭263路、279路、651路等多路公車在仁愛路國父紀念館站下車。然後過馬路到起點。或是搭任何公車在忠孝聯合報站下車。沿著基隆路往台北市政府方向走,穿過松高路到起點。
    搭乘藍線捷運至台北市政府站。從往北市府的出口出來。穿過美食廣場走向市政廳出口(它沒有出口編號,但您會經過 1 號出口)。從市政廳旁邊的長隧道出來。步行50公尺到市府路,過了馬路就到起跑點。
    開車的人:在我們出發的公園正下方有停車場。入口在松高路、松壽路或基隆路都有。

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    The bash will be a bash.
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2428 - Erection Run
  • 12/19/2021-14:0
  • 12/19/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/erection-runner-banner-v02-scaled.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    *****What?***** 甚麼?
    2021 Erection run 選舉跑 (#2428)
    Distance: 6.5 km (walking 1.5 hours)

    Oh yeah, that was the best TwH3 year EVER! The most debauched and drunken, the most beautiful trails, the best bus run, the best weather, the most beer ever drunk, the highest ever number of first-time runners… It wasn’t too hard to see that coming though, was it? Given that it was our first year with the new name Taiwan Hash House Harriers. Let’s look forward to the next GM smashing those records!You are all invited to come and cast your vote in the most totally democratic election of the next GM for our beloved hash (ever).

    Who will it be?

    2021 選舉RUN (#2428)
    距離:6.5公里(用走的大概1.5小時)
    哦~西低~這是TwH3有史以來最好的一年 !最放蕩!! 最醉醺醺!! 最美的山徑!!最棒的巴士RUN!!最好的天氣!!有史以來有最多可以喝的啤酒!!有史以來最多的第一次跑者~~不過,大家一定都覺得能達到這些一點都不難,對吧? 鑑於這是我們用嶄新名字Taiwan Hash House Harriers的第一年。讓我們一起來期待下一個GM打破這些記錄吧!!所有人都被邀請來為我們最最最最最心愛的hash,投下我們最最最最最民主的一票,選出下一屆的GM。
    誰會是那個幸運兒呢?

    Important note! 重要提醒
    Due to the Wuhan induced 2 month summer sofa drinking bender, and ongoing embezzlement of funds (following in the footsteps of the last GM Vaginal Plumber), we will be offering 60 free bash places for the erection bash.
    Those places will be going to the people who have run the most this year. Hash Cash will be handing out special bracelets to the people who qualify for a free bash. To claim your free place, you have to COME TO THE RUN. Come and support the hash one last time and give the new GM some money to buy their own sports car.
    因為該死的武X肺X造成我們得在美好的夏季倒在沙發上喝了兩個月的酒,我們將只提供60個免費bash名額。這些名額將留給今年跑得最多的人們。這60位兔友當然是那些最常來跑TwH3的人啦! Hash Cash當天會發特製手環給這60位朋友,當然你當天要來參加選舉跑才會有免費晚餐! 一起來支持我們現任GM還有未來的GM吧!

    If the people with the free place don’t turn up, then we will give their free place to somebody else.
    如果在名單上的人沒出現,我們會把免費晚餐讓給別人

    *****Who?***** 誰
    Hare 主兔: Hunting Cunt
    Co/hare副兔: Second Man In

    *****Where?***** 哪
    Xindian District Office (MRT – green line)
    G02 新店區公所捷運站 (綠色線)
    Flour from exit 2
    麵粉從2號出口撒起

    *****Drivers*****開車朋友:
    Car park near the run start 起跑點附近有停車場:
    There are loads around, here is just one:https://goo.gl/maps/Fzf8Aq2QAXfjrLux8

    *****Bash***** 晚餐:
    閣再來 No. 1號, Lane 88, Section 1, Beixin Rd, Xindian Districthttps://goo.gl/maps/ToMg7deNhr7o2dbM8

    *****When?***** 時間
    Hares off at 2pm 兔子2點起跑
    Bash starting at 6:00pm 晚餐6:00開吃
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2429 - The Box Smashing Run
  • 12/26/2021-14:0
  • 12/26/2021-0:0
  • Xiangshan Park: Lane 150, Section 5, Xinyi Rd, Xinyi District, Taipei City, 110
    象山公園:110台北市信義區信義路五段150巷
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/2429.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    We all know the best way to cure a life ending hangover is with some light exercise and more beer. Drowning in Cunts and Ding Bu Dong are going to lead us on a merry run around the easy to reach hillsides of Xinyi and they promise that by the end you’ll feel better than when you started.
    眾所皆知最好解決瀕死宿醉的方式就是做點運動以及更多的啤酒。Drowning in Cunts 及 Ding Bu Dong將帶我們到信義附近容易到達的山邊來個妥善的解宿醉跑跑,而且他們掛保證,結束時會比開始時讓你舒服!

    We’ll also be getting in to the Christmas spirit with a gift exchange, bring a gift to receive a gift. We’re talking about actual real presents, not whatever you picked up for free in the bar at the end of the night or found in the recycling bin. Any sex toys must be sealed and in the original packaging.
    當天也將藉由交換禮物增添點聖誕佳節的氣氛,帶禮物來交換禮物,這裡說的是真正的禮品,不是你各位隨便在酒吧喝到壞掉時拿到的免費贈品,也不是在回收桶隨意撿到的東西!成人玩具請務必保持未拆封原始完整包裝!

    The GM will be playing sexy Santa for the day. If you give his ass a slap he’ll let you shake the box before you rip it open to find out what you’ve received.
    GM也將在當日扮演性感聖誕老人,如果你跟他的屁股擊掌,他可以讓你在拆之前先搖一搖你將得到的禮物。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, December 26th, 2021
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Xiangshan Park
    Lane 150, Section 5, Xinyi Rd, Xinyi District, Taipei City, 110https://goo.gl/maps/VKL5WgPaP4EACP3D9

    ****哪兒*****
    象山公園
    110台北市信義區信義路五段150巷
    https://goo.gl/maps/VKL5WgPaP4EACP3D9

    ******HOW?*******
    Start at Xiangshan park. Follow flour from Xiangshan mrt exit #2
    捷運象山站二號出口沿著麵粉走,象山公園起跑。

    *******Price*******
    Men $250
    Women $200
    Bash: 18:00 一代佳人海鮮碳烤
    https://goo.gl/maps/2eymztS9EUYbNBG86

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2430 - The Which Came First Run
  • 1/2/2022-14:0
  • 1/2/2022-0:0
  • Model Aeroplane flying area (FuDe Keng) 116, Taiwan, Taipei City, Wenshan District
    福德遙控飛行場 116台北市文山區木柵路五段43巷151號台灣
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Run-2430.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    The Which Came First? Run
    Xiao Ji Ji has been sitting on this egg for some time. He’s been brewing it up for a few months in fact, until finally he squeezed it out early for us. Since then he has been lovingly polishing it like a proud mother hen. When it finally hatches this Sunday, what will emerge? Will it be a handsome run or an ugly duckling? After looking at the photos, i’m betting on the former.
    Xiao Ji Ji 已經蹲了好幾個月,直到最近才終於願意為我們提早把蛋擠出來,從下蛋那刻起他就像隻自豪的母雞一般時不時為蛋拋光擦拭,究竟本週日破殼之後會是一隻帥氣的大雞雞,還是醜小鴨呢?在看過照片之後,我押前者。

    Xiao JiJi will be ably assisted by our GM, Second Man In. Both of them are fast runners, so who will come back first? The chicken or the egg? Either way come and help us break in 2022 as we enjoy our first run of the year.
    我們的會長Second Man In將是Xiao Ji Ji的副兔,他們兩個都是飛毛腿,所以誰會先回到終點?是雞或是蛋?不管如何,加入我們2022第一跑,一起來見證破殼吧!

    The hares promise an ancient temple, wide green areas, wonderful runnable trails, amazing views, smooth uphills, gentle downhills, powerful good looking hares.
    兔子們表示,當天將有古老的廟宇,寬廣的草地,美好易跑的路徑,厲害的風景,平順的爬升和下坡,地表最強最帥的兔子(咳)

    If you need anymore incentive to brave the cold, then be reassured there will be a case of Redpoint beer and a box of wine plus all the usual fare waiting at the end.
    如果你對於在冷天跑步還需要更多激勵,當天將會有一箱紅點啤酒,一盒紅酒,以及那些每跑必備的小點心在終點等著你。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Model Aeroplane flying area (FuDe Keng)
    116, Taiwan, Taipei City, Wenshan District, 木柵路五段43巷151號台灣
    https://goo.gl/maps/L8XMcDMzYm7x8DRy8
    ****哪兒*****
    福德遙控飛行場
    116台北市文山區木柵路五段43巷151號台灣
    https://goo.gl/maps/L8XMcDMzYm7x8DRy8

    ******HOW?*******
    Option 1: take bus 660, 666, 795, 819 at Muzha MRT station and get off at Fude Village stop. Then follow the flour to the run start (30 min walking aprox) or take a taxi from there up to the run start.
    Option 2: Taxi pool from Muzha MRT station or from Taipei Zoo MRT station
    怎麼去?
    選項一,在木柵捷運站搭乘660、666、795、819並在福德坑站下車,然後跟著麵粉走(大約三十分鐘)或搭計程車。
    選項二,在木柵或木柵動物園捷運站拼計程車前往。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    Bash: 18:00
    No. 178, Section 3, Beishen Rd, Shenkeng District, New Taipei City, Taiwan 222
    https://goo.gl/maps/BXhd3Yi8scJ4HJBW9

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2431 - The Don't Catch Me If You Can Run
  • 1/9/2022-14:0
  • 1/9/2022-0:0
  • ​Spring Tea County : No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City
    春茶鄉 : 台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號​
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2431.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    With the new mask restrictions landing in Taoyuan we've decided to postpone Mijo Slut and Rocketman's run until we can enjoy it in the full glory of facial nakedness that we've come to enjoy of late.​
    因應桃園最新防疫政策公布,我們也決定延後舉行米酒俗辣與火箭人的跑跑直到確認我們可以盡情享受正臉全裸的那一天。

    Bull's Eye and Lara Crotch to the rescue! They've kindly moved their run up a week, so come and join us for a mountain side run far away from all those sickly pilots. Come frolic around the tea fields and gulp down some fresh mountain air followed by some cold beer. There are sure to be views and trails aplenty.​
    前來支援收銀的是Bull's Eye 及 Lara Crotch!他們慷慨的將規劃路線提前一週,帶我們遠離酷酷嫂的機師們到山邊進行一個跑步的動作,愜意地徜徉在茶園間,大口呼吸新鮮的偽谷關空氣,佐以冰鎮的啤酒,保證有美妙的景色與路線!

    ​If you reach in to Bull's Eye's pockets on Sunday and have a rummage around, you can also lay your fingers on a brand new commemorative patch he has produced to mark the start of TwH3 in 2022. Just be careful what else you find in there.​
    本週日如果你伸進 Bull's Eye的口袋裡翻找,可能會找到一個他在2022為了Taiwan Hash製作的全新燙印徽章,要小心摸到其他不明物體就是了。

    ​*******WHEN*******​
    Date: Sunday, January 9th, 2022​
    Time: 13:45​
    The Hares are off at 14:00​
    兔子兩點起跑!!​

    ​*******WHERE*******​
    ​Spring Tea County
    No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116
    02 2939 0559
    https://goo.gl/maps/Djv7SzNbzNbhtAnD8
    春茶鄉
    02 2939 0559
    116台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號​
    https://goo.gl/maps/Djv7SzNbzNbhtAnD8

    ******HOW?*******​
    Take the Maokong Gondola or bus from Taipei Zoo. Just Google it will you?​
    Drivers there is parking.​
    怎麼去:
    從動物園站搭乘貓空纜車或公車,然後,善用Google就對了。
    駕車者,有位可停。

    *******PRICE*******​
    Men $250​
    Women $200​

    *******BASH*******​
    Bash at the run start

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2432 - The Fountain of Sexual Youth - Hot Spring Run
  • 1/16/2022-14:0
  • 1/16/2022-0:0
  • Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant : No. 7-1, Hudi Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
    七窟溫泉餐廳 : 112台北市北投區湖底路7之1號 02 2861 1135
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2432.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Dump and Run and Period had been partying hard for a long, long time. By the time the nineties rolled round there was only one possible way to reverse the years of damage they had inflicted on their bodies - the mythical fountain of youth. Legend has it that anyone who drinks or bathes in its waters will have their youth restored. For years they scoured the world, searching every beach, brothel and mountain. Finally, they made it to Taiwan and the Beitou hot springs.
    Dump and Run 和 Period已經趴踢好長一段時間了,遠在九零年代彼時只有一個方式可以修復他們摧殘多年的身軀 - 神秘的青春之泉,傳說飲用或以此泉水沐浴將可回春。多年來,他們跑遍世界,在各海灘,妓院和山林中尋找,終於,在台灣北投溫泉找到了。

    The friends stripped, looked each other in the eye and jumped in... The results are self-evident. Nothing happened. Another dud - or so they thought. Period and Dump and Run felt a strange stirring in their loins, a sensation neither had felt in many moons. And an awkward silence fell over the pair. What the hell was going on? Then The Root of All Evil hopped in. “Ha ha don’t be embarrassed - you’ve discovered the Fountain of Sexual Youth!”
    兩人打赤膊,看了彼此一眼後跳下去...最後結果不言自明,什麼也沒發生。他們以為這是另一個山寨泉水。Dump and Run 及 Period 卻突然感覺到下面一股腫脹與攪動,一種好久沒有的港覺...接著一陣尷尬的沈默籠罩著袒裎相見的兩人,到底發生什麼事?撒旦此時出現:「哈哈不要害羞,你們找到的是,青春之泉性愛版!」

    This Sunday the run will be 7-8Km of Beitou hills, great scenery, views, runnable trails and agriculture and a smattering of volcanism. After the run they will share the secret of the mythical hot spring waters with you. They have a fantastically good deal worked out with the owners:
    #### You can bash (food and beer) + enjoy the hot springs for the ludicrously cheap price of 200 NTD, BUT – You MUST sign up in advance. ####
    https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    If you don’t register before Saturday night, you won’t be able to stay for bash or hot spring spa.
    You cannot sign up at the run on Sunday.
    If you only want to bash (no hot spring) you MUST still sign up in before Saturday night (1/15) using this form: https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    Bash and hot spring spa sign-up: https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    本週日在北投山丘上的跑7-8K,漂亮的風景與展望,好跑的路及田間,有時還有點火山活動。跑後他們將分享神秘泉水,他們與撒旦談成了一個極好的優惠:
    #### 跑後聚餐(晚餐與啤酒)+青春之泉(泡湯)超激優惠 $200元,但注意,必須先登記,必須先登記,必須先登記!####
    如果你想聚餐也想泡湯:
    週六(1/15)23:59前完成報名登記,否則將無法參加!
    https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    如你只想聚餐不想泡湯:
    同樣須提前於週六(1/15)23:59前使用同連結中表格完成報名登記:
    https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名!
    週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名!
    週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名!
    如果登記參加卻未出席,仍需支付$200元泡湯及晚餐費用。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, January 16th 2022
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    No. 7-1, Hudi Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
    台北市北投區湖底路7之1號 Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant 02 2861 1135
    https://goo.gl/maps/yVhhJq4PChTbzned9

    ******HOW?*******
    1pm Taxi Pool from Shipai MRT on the red line. There are two buses from Shipai MRT station, 128, and little 36, Exit bus at Shamao Bridge and follow flour. Drivers can follow flour from Shamao BridgeDrivers there is parking.
    怎麼去:
    1pm 從淡水線(紅線)石牌捷運站拼車或搭128及小36公車在紗帽橋下車後跟著麵粉走。
    開車者亦可自紗帽橋跟著麵粉開,起跑點有停車位。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    ##You MUST sign up in advance##
    Bash at the run start – If you sign up in advance, you can bash (food and beer) + enjoy the hot springs for the ludicrously cheap price of 200 NTD.
    https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    跑後聚餐在起跑點,於提前週六(1/15)23:59前使用以下連結中表格完成報名登記:
    https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
    週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名!
    週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名!
    週日(1/16) 不開放現場報名!
    如果登記參加卻未出席,仍需支付$200元泡湯及晚餐費用。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2433 - The OMICrun
  • 1/23/2022-14:0
  • 1/23/2022-0:0
  • Taishanlu Park
    No. 18號, Lane 204, Section 3, Mingzhi Rd, Taishan District, New Taipei City, 243
    https://goo.gl/maps/LwBnp51ow58fyxo8A
    泰山綠公園
    243新北市泰山區明志路三段204巷18號
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2433.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Get ready for OMICrun – OhMygodICan’thareaRun - next Sunday.
    In an alternate reality the Trail Master team is a sensibly driven Mercedes – a well oiled, sober and efficient machine… possibly it’s even driven by a German.
    在平行宇宙裡,路線規劃委員會像是一台被妥善駕駛的賓士,保養得宜,敏捷而靈活的機器,甚至還是由一位德國人駕駛...

    Now, let’s return to our current universe, and throw a very large omicron shaped Covid spanner at it. And while we’re at it, let’s give everyone a triple shot of tequila, crank up the music and put some teenagers (whose mums almost certainly smoked crack when they were pregnant), in to the driver’s seat.
    再讓我們跳一下,回到現實宇宙,加入Omicron病毒長相的冠狀病毒...讓我們先給各位三個龍舌蘭 Shot,音樂催落去,讓一些明顯是媽媽懷他們時有嗑藥頭殼壞去的青少年們當駕駛。

    Come and join us this Sunday for the OMICrun to find out what happens. Let the car crash continue as we charge full throttle towards Taishan Guihe. This is a trail which me and Dry Pussy have been keeping ready and waiting for just this occasion.
    本週日尬車(或尬捷運)到機捷泰山貴和站來參加本週日的OMICrun看看到底發生什麼事。這是我和Dry Pussy專為此刻珍藏已久的路線。

    Even though it’s a run which starts in the city, there will be good views, mostly gentle climbs, some forest trails and a lush grassy downhill before we even get to the final beery pit stop.
    雖然路線始於市區,在回到啤酒點前沿途還是會有美好的風景,平緩的爬升,一些樹林間的步道,以及充滿草味的下坡路。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, January 23rd 2022
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Taishanlu Park
    No. 18號, Lane 204, Section 3, Mingzhi Rd, Taishan District, New Taipei City, 243
    https://goo.gl/maps/LwBnp51ow58fyxo8A
    泰山綠公園
    243新北市泰山區明志路三段204巷18號
    https://goo.gl/maps/LwBnp51ow58fyxo8A
    NB If the weather is crappy the run start will be moved to a different place nearby.
    Check FB for announcements on Sunday.
    如果天候不佳,將會更改起跑點,並會在周日在臉書公布。

    ******HOW?*******
    Flour from Airport MRT Taishan Guihe station exit 1.
    Danfeng station (orange line) is also very close.
    機捷泰山貴和站一號出口
    新蘆線丹鳳站也很近
    Drivers – there is plenty of paid parking nearby.
    開車者,附近有付費停車位。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    There will be a bash, details coming soon.
    跑後會有聚餐,細節敬請期待。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2434 - The WTF?! Run
  • 1/30/2022-14:0
  • 1/30/2022-0:0
  • Guizikengshan
    No. 161號, Xiushan Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
    https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6
    貴子坑
    台北市北投區秀山路161號
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2434.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Next week’s hares are titans of the drunken night out, knights of the bottle, barons of the beer. Their drinking sessions are the stuff of legend. Like anyone who occasionally drinks more than 14 units a week of the Jesus juice, details are sometimes vague the next day.
    本週的兔子是醉後大丈夫,是站在杯底的戰士,是啤酒大亨。他們喝的不是酒,是傳奇,不過如同任何連喝一個禮拜的人,事後回想起細節幾乎都會是模糊的。

    Rumour has it that one fateful afternoon they both woke up, cold and shivering on a trail. Slumped against each other, covered in mud, they were wearing the same clothes as the night before, with no memory of how they got there. The disheveled Call Me Rufi summoned a few syllables - WTF?! Where are we? Immediately he assumed his drink must have been spiked!
    相傳一個命中註定的下午,兔子們又冷又顫抖地醒來,相互依偎著裹著爛泥的身體,身上穿的是跟前一晚一樣的衣服,但卻怎麼也想不起來怎麼到這裡的。蓬頭垢面的 Call Me Rufi 好不容易擠出了幾個字 - 花惹發?!我們是誰?我們在哪?!緊接著推斷前一晚喝的酒肯定是被下藥了!

    They rose to their feet and started stumbling, memories started crawling back. A familiar looking bush here, an empty beer can there. Then - an empty bottle of tequila – bingo! Like a bolt of lightning, the final memory of buying a huge round of tequila. Fortunately, just like in the movie (which is uncannily similar to this story), it turns out they had roofied themselves.
    他們拖著沈重的步伐找尋線索,記憶也開始湧現,這似曾相識的樹叢,那地上空的啤酒罐,接著,是一個龍舌蘭酒空瓶- 賓果!兩人買著最後一輪tequila shot的記憶如雷灌頂。
    算是幸運嗎?就跟電影演的一樣(劇情與此故事有著驚人的相似度),對他們下藥的人就是他們自己啊。

    Join Call Me Rufi and Mexican Handjob this Sunday as they try to join the flashbacks back together again to recreate the trail they accidentally found during their drunken wanderings. Let's hope they both stay sober enough between now and next Sunday to remember it.
    本週日加入 Call Me Rufi 及 Mexican Handjob前往斷片時意外發現的路線,希望他們到在週日前還夠清醒,不會忘記怎麼走囉!

    From the hares: We will have: stairs, tunnels, river, bamboo, stairs, orange farms, stairs, long time lost trails and of course stairs
    兔子溫馨叮嚀:有階梯,隧道,河流,竹林,另一座階梯,橘子園,又是階梯,失傳的路線和必考題- 階梯。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, January 30th 2022
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Guizikengshan
    No. 161號, Xiushan Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
    https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6
    貴子坑
    台北市北投區秀山路161號
    https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6

    ******HOW?*******
    Follow the flour from Fuxinggang MRT Station (red line). It is about 25 minutes walking distance. Flour will also show you the way by U-bike – save time.
    Drivers – there is plenty of parking inside or around the camping area.
    如何前往:
    淡水信義線(紅線)搭乘至復興崗站後出站跟著麵粉走,走路大約要25分鐘,欲節省時間者,You Bike。
    駛車者,停車位足也。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    Bash will be close to the MRT to make sure you drunk fucks come home safely.
    聚餐地點近捷運,酒醉者,
    安心是也。
    https://goo.gl/maps/nP4fkRcnRJJnLoko6

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2435 - Notttt Yetttt... Run
  • 2/6/2022-14:0
  • 2/6/2022-0:0
  • https://goo.gl/maps/gEVVm5SmwBKcNZJk7 Gongguan
    Waterfront Area (Pipe)
    Exact start location TBC
    No. 1, Siyuan St, Zhongzheng District, Taipei City, 100
    集合點在公館水岸廣場(Pipe)
    詳細起跑點待確認
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2435.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    It’s not yet the end of the CNY week off, not yet warm weather again, and not yet have I eaten all the tins of biscuits and egg rolls that I was given last week in the run up to the holiday.
    新年假期尚未來到尾聲,溫暖的天氣也暫時無影,我也還沒把上週收到的那幾盒餅乾跟蛋捲吃完。

    And as for the details of the next run, also… notttt yetttt… It’s time for a bit of wait and see. Like a child of the mid-90's sitting expectantly in front of the TV in the early morning, waiting for the cartoons to start on a Saturday morning, I am eagerly looking forward to the next episode of TwH3 being revealed.
    至於下週的路線,也待續中...這種敬請期待的氛圍,像九零年代的小孩在週六七早八早地坐在電視前,殷殷期盼卡通開播,我也正如此期待著TwH3的下回分曉。

    Needless to say, like any good cartoon, next Sunday will probably be an afternoon filled with adventure, car chases, baddies, heroes, slipping on banana skins and plenty of weird sound effects.
    儘管如此,如同任何一部好卡通,大概會是一個充滿探險、飛車追逐、反派與英雄、踩到香蕉皮後綜藝摔搭配一些孔鏘音效的週日。

    Either way the Metro Hash GM Ashali is certain to pull something good out of the bag for us, so take off your pajamas, put on your shorts and come and join us in Gongguan for a fun run and probably some non-child friendly drinks afterwards.
    總之台北捷運兔會長Ashali絕對會從口袋名單挑出一些好貨,所以脫下你的連身睡衣,穿上短褲,來公館跑上有趣的路線並享受後續一些兒童不宜的飲料吧!

    Hare: Ashali
    Cohare: Bubbles the clown
    兔子:Ashali
    副兔:Bubbles the clown
    (10 points for anyone who actually gets the super niche reference in the run banner).
    (看得懂出極具年代感主圖的人得十分)

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, February 6th 2022
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    https://goo.gl/maps/gEVVm5SmwBKcNZJk7
    Gongguan Waterfront Area (Pipe)
    Exact start location TBC
    No. 1, Siyuan St, Zhongzheng District, Taipei City, 100
    集合點在公館水岸廣場(Pipe)
    詳細起跑點待確認。

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT to Gongguan and walk
    Drivers
    Taipei Water Park Riverside Parking Lot
    自來水園區水岸停車場(無收取現金)
    No. 1, Siyuan St, Zhongzheng District, Taipei City, 100
    https://goo.gl/maps/jJvi9YxMdH9BFyN68
    怎麼去:
    行人- 搭乘捷運至松山新店線(綠線)公館站後步行
    駕駛- 台北市中正區思源街1號 自來水園區水岸停車場(無收取現金)
    https://goo.gl/maps/jJvi9YxMdH9BFyN68

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    There will be a bash, details coming soon.
    跑後會有聚餐,細節敬請期待。
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2436 - The Godfather's dirty secret run
  • 2/13/2022-14:0
  • 2/13/2022-0:0
  • 236新北市土城區龍泉路83-4號
    Tucheng District, New Taipei City
    https://goo.gl/maps/vj5SQj6YqbTRwqof9
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2436.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Earlier this year in true Italian mafioso style, Godfather made Porn Nazi an offer he couldn’t refuse – to join him as apprentice and cohare for the first time. At the time of writing, it is unconfirmed whether he made him kiss the ring. Make sure you join them in Tucheng next Sunday to find out. Godfather has years of haring experience under his belt and always finds some great trails when he hares. Don’t miss this one.
    Hare: Godfather
    Cohare: Porn Nazi
    年初,Godfather AKA 阿公向 Porn Nazi提出一項他難以拒絕的邀約 - 將第一次處女秀獻出,做他的副兔。
    截稿前都尚未確認阿公是否有讓他親吻不為人知的戒指許下誓言,那麼就本週日一起來土城親眼見證!
    Godfather AKA 阿公做兔子多年,口袋裡藏了很多超讚的路線,千萬別錯過!

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, February 13th 2022
    Time: 13:45
    The Hares are off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    236新北市土城區龍泉路83-4號
    Tucheng District, New Taipei City
    https://goo.gl/maps/vj5SQj6YqbTRwqof9

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT Blue Line to the end point "Dingpu Station" and take a taxi to "Xingfu Temple" on Longquan Road.
    Drivers
    There is parking at the temple
    https://goo.gl/maps/vj5SQj6YqbTRwqof9
    怎麼去:
    板南線(藍線)坐到終點站「頂埔」後搭計程車至位於龍泉路上的幸福廟下車。
    幸福廟有停車位。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    There will be a bash, details coming soon.
    跑後會有聚餐,細節敬請期待。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2437 - The Taipei Winter Olym-pricks Downhill Run
  • 2/20/2022-14:0
  • 2/20/2022-0:0
  • A Point
    Shizitoushan獅仔頭山
    231, New Taipei City, Xindian District
    231新北市新店區
    https://goo.gl/maps/U1g9UBhC2bw1U5VR6
    B Point
    River landscape ecological leisure park
    山水畔休閒生態園區
    No. 112-1號, Jian'an Rd, Sanxia District, New Taipei City
    237新北市三峽區建安路112-1號
    https://goo.gl/maps/DT5xKjWG9epySxrSA
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2437.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A-B run: 200m up, 800m down.
    We all enjoy an extra 30 minutes in bed on a Sunday morning, but next Sunday GPP invites you to set your alarm clock a wee bit earlier…You will be handsomely rewarded by a downhill A-B run.
    這是一個頭也不回的A-B路線,爬升200公尺,降坡800公尺。
    誰不愛在週日早上多賴個半小時?
    但下週日GPP建議你把鬧鐘調早一顛顛,獎賞是帥氣的A-B一路向西...啊不是...下坡為主的路線。

    This is your chance to enjoy the official downhill skiing slalom course of the Taipei 2022 Winter Olym-pricks. The trail has splendid views and only about 150m of road, the rest is proper trail, about 8k of it. You’ll see lots of military history (aboriginal and Japanese era), a big wooden ladder, and a mountainside temple cave. So, giddy up muthafukkas – get out of bed for this one, especially if you’re one of the people that thinks there are too many runs close to the city!
    你將能共襄盛舉2022台北冬季奧少年運動的高山滑雪(土)項目。這個路線有著絕佳的美景,僅約150公尺的馬路,其餘8公里全是賽道。你會看到很多來自原住民及日軍留下的歷史遺跡,一個巨木梯,還有一個山邊的洞穴廟宇。所以,你各位奧少年動起來吧!為了這次的路線離開你的被窩,尤其是那些嫌城市路線太多的人!

    From the B point we’ll take the bus to the Bitan bridge for bash.
    我們將從B點搭乘公車去碧潭橋聚餐。
    NB because of the wooden ladder (see photo below) the hare strongly suggests no kids or dogs. Any first-time runners who may be weak or feeble are also discouraged.
    請注意,因巨木梯較有難度(請見以下照片),兔子們強烈建議這次把寵物跟孩子留在家,第一次來參加的跑友們,若你是真正的奧少年,也建議先留在被窩裡。
    Hare: Gay Pride Parade Cohare: Ass Dimples

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, February 20th 2022
    Time: 13:15 for taxi pool from Xindian MRT The Hares are off at 14:00
    欲自新店捷運站拼車前往A點請在13:15 出發,兔子兩點起跑。

    *******WHERE*******
    A Point
    Shizitoushan 獅仔頭山
    231, New Taipei City, Xindian District
    231新北市新店區 https://goo.gl/maps/U1g9UBhC2bw1U5VR6
    B Point
    River landscape ecological leisure park
    山水畔休閒生態園區
    No. 112-1號, Jian'an Rd, Sanxia District, New Taipei City, 237
    237新北市三峽區建安路112-1號
    https://goo.gl/maps/DT5xKjWG9epySxrSA

    ******HOW?*******
    Taxi pool to A point from Xindian MRT at 13:15.
    (30 mins by taxi, the hare estimates 80 NT each in a shared Uber XL)
    Return from B point by public bus
    Drivers – driving is strongly discouraged - park in Xindian and join the taxi pool from the MRT (13:15).
    怎麼去:
    13:15 自新店捷運站拼車前往A點
    (計程車大約30分鐘,兔子們粗估UBER XL車資每人約80元)
    公車自B點返回。
    駕駛們- 強烈建議不要開車去,可停車在新店站然後拼車前往(13:15)。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    There will be a bash, details coming soon. 跑後會有聚餐,細節敬請期待。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2438 - The Spicy Chicken Run
  • 2/27/2022-14:0
  • 2/27/2022-0:0
  • 三空泉農園
    251, New Taipei City, Tamsui District, 三空泉18號
    (新北市淡水區三空泉18號)
    https://goo.gl/maps/eHdmvKTNZmNh6p6WA
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2438.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, Long 7km/300 m elevation, short 5km/250m elevation
    路線:A to A ( L. 7k爬升300,S. 5k爬升250 )
    Hare: Sexy chicken eight (Sam)
    Cohare: iRobot (偉方)
    For many hashers, getting it on once a week on a Sunday is not enough, and next Sunday’s hares are no exception. – this pair have an insatiable thirst. If you’ve ever joined the dark side and run with TNT on a Friday, then you’ll know what sort of shenanigans they get up to when the sun goes down.
    對很多跑友來說,每週日來一下是不夠的,而對於下週日的兔子來說也一樣,這兩位有著無法滿足的飢渴,如果你曾經誤入歧途參與過週五夜晚的TNT(Taipei Night Trail H3)之跑,你一定很了解他們在太陽下山後搞的那些勾當。

    Sexy Chicken 8 is a true crowd pleaser – both for his trails and his topless feats of drinking athleticism during down downs. I-Robot became such a fan, she has drunkenly agreed to become the next GM of TNTH3. I can testify that she will drink you under the table, and if you’re very lucky, maybe also even add you on Line.
    Don’t miss their run this Sunday.
    Sexy Chicken 8 是個譁眾取寵的人,在他規劃的路線或是他在吐槽大會裸上身飲落去的壯舉可見一斑。而 I-Robbot因此成為了他的鐵粉,在酒酣耳熱之際不小心答應要成為下一屆TNTH3的會長,我可以作證她會跟你在檯面下喝來喝去,如果你夠幸運的話,也許還會加你的賴。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, February 27th 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:00
    兔子兩點起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    三空泉農園
    251, New Taipei City, Tamsui District, 三空泉18號
    (新北市淡水區三空泉18號)
    https://goo.gl/maps/eHdmvKTNZmNh6p6WA

    ******HOW?*******
    MRT Tamsui Station->Bus No.631(MRT Tamsui Station–Shulinkou) ->Walk about 8 mins(800m).Ride sharing from MRT Tamsui Station.
    怎麼去:
    搭乘捷運淡水信義線(紅線)至終點站淡水,搭成631公車至樹林口站下車,步行約8分鐘(800公尺)。

    從淡水站租Go Share / iRent等大眾機車。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    Bash at the run start.
    聚餐地點在起跑點。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2439 - The Ga Ga Run
  • 3/6/2022-14:30
  • 3/6/2022-0:0
  • National Sports Center, Xizhi, New Taipei City
    汐止運動中心
    https://goo.gl/maps/FNrGQkcVVHiX8tY5A
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2439.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, Long 8km/300 m elevation, short 6km/250m elevation
    路線:A to A ( L. 8k爬升300,S. 6k爬升250 )
    Hare: Paparazzi Pussy
    Cohare: Dick In Mouth
    NB – Hares off at 2:30.

    Paparazzi Pussy is living proof that hashing is good for you. He’s a veteran of the hash, but also a long way off getting old, senile and Ga Ga yet. How? Well, the physical exercise helps but the secret to his sanity and good memory is the intense mental work out he gets from storing up all of the best hash gossip! (GM take note of this down downs gold mine).
    Can you guess which of these classic Ga Ga weird moves was made by the multimillion selling pop star, and which are pieces of gossip I’ve overheard being passed on by the multimillion beer swilling hare?:
    Someone gave their friend a hat to wear with live cockroaches in it, someone taught their pet dog to paint by attaching pens to its legs, someone wore a dress made out of raw meat to a rechao restaurant and then cooked some of it in the hotpot.Come to the hash on Sunday and you can ask him yourself. He and Dick In Mouth are taking us for a spin around the green foothills of Xizhi. They have some great trails sorted out and there will be views, cherry blossom and sunshine guaranteed.

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, March 6th 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    National Sports Center, Xizhi, New Taipei City
    汐止運動中心
    https://goo.gl/maps/FNrGQkcVVHiX8tY5A

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the train to汐科站 then follow the flour 3 minutes to the run start.

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    汐止甕仔雞

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2440 - The Green Dress Run
  • 3/13/2022-14:30
  • 3/13/2022-0:0
  • Pingxi. A 10 minute walk from Pingxi station.
    平溪車站走路十分鐘。
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/P2pAxQFHzxasYTp96
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2440.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, 6km/300 m elevation
    路線:A to A (6k爬升300)
    Hare: Big John
    Cohare: Ding Bu Dong
    Dress code: Irish (green dresses) or Ukrainian (yellow and blue). Running shoes (duh).
    服儀:愛爾蘭式(綠色服飾)或烏克蘭式(黃色及藍色服飾),跑鞋(廢話)。

    Paddy’s day is here again! And only just in time - the memories of the last time we all got to squeeze ourselves in to green dresses and run around waggling our overstuffed bits at the locals, have all but disappeared. This time the residents of Pingxi can look forward to a display of TwH3’s finest.
    聖派翠克節又來了,而且來得正是時候,上次我們把自己擠進那綠色小洋裝肉慾橫流跑到模糊的記憶正逐漸消逝,這次輪到平溪民眾見識見識台灣健龍年度鉅獻。

    In keeping with the theme of the run, there will be AMPLE Redpoint keg beer available and the chance to claim as much real or imagined Irish ancestry as you want (looking at you ‘mericans).
    這次準備了足夠份量的紅點生啤,一方面為符合主題,一方面也讓大家尋根,尋你那不管是真的或想像出來的愛爾蘭血統(對滯台美國民眾喊話中)。

    In solidarity with the people of Ukraine (who right now are more worried about running away from mortar fire than toward cold beer), we will do a charity collection at down downs. Wear something blue and yellow instead of green if you’d like.
    同場加映烏克蘭應援團(此時忙著逃離戰火沒時間跑向冰啤酒),當日吐槽大會將有樂捐活動,除綠色以外,也可穿藍色和黃色服飾。

    Until further notice we will also stop serving Russian beer or snacks, cease Cossack dancing and stop giving down downs, 69s or BJs in Russian.
    同時無限期停止供應俄國啤酒或零食,嚴禁哥薩克舞蹈(盛行於俄羅斯及白俄羅斯的傳統舞蹈),也將停止俄式吐槽,69或BJ(總之禁止用嘴)。

    In the words of the hares:
    來自兔子的話:
    DBD and I worked our butts off this weekend on two of the toughest reccees I have ever completed. Runners can expect a very easy day out hashing around 6km with about 300M total up. We have explored literally everywhere in Pingxi and cut many km of new trails that sadly will mostly go unused. There will be some new trail though and some jawdropping panoramic views.Pingxi is famous for pretty terrible runs but we have cut a lot to make it more reasonable – all in all it will be a superlatively passable day of hashing.
    DBD和我這週末篳路藍縷的做了我個人做過最麻煩的兩條路,跑者們可期待一條好跑路線,大約6km,300m爬升。我們基本上把平溪跑遍了,也砍了很多可惜用不上的新路,但還是有新的路線,也有一些會讓你下巴掉下來的廣角美景。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, March 13th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Pingxi. A 10 minute walk from Pingxi station.
    平溪車站走路十分鐘。
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/P2pAxQFHzxasYTp96

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the train to Pingxi Station then walk 10 minutes to run start. Follow the flour.Drivers: Drive and then park at the run start.
    怎麼去:
    搭稱火車至平溪車站走路十分鐘至起跑點,跟著麵粉走。
    開車亦可。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    Fu Chang Restaurant
    福昌餐廳
    No. 6, Pingxi St, Pingxi District, New Taipei City, 226
    226新北市平溪區平溪街6號
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/Cwtd48YNFbwZXTMA8

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2441 - The h-Appyness Run
  • 3/20/2022-14:30
  • 3/20/2022-0:0
  • The run start will be in the outside area underneath the Shisizhang MRT station.
    起跑點會在環狀線(黃線)十四張站樓下的戶外區域。
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2441.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, 7.5km/350 m elevation
    路線:A to A (7.5k爬升350)
    Hare: 2nd Man In
    Cohare: Hunting Cunt

    Some runs are so good they go down in the annals of history, and often go on to get stolen / resurrected by future generations of hashers. However, others are rightly consigned to the trash heap of trails and remain in the anals of history where they rot for all eternity.
    有些路線好到可以名留青史,可能被後來的兔子們偷/復刻,剩下的路線則是被丟到垃圾桶裡遺臭萬年。

    It seems that Balls In Your Court wasn’t in luck when he tried to resurrect a run which turned out to be a bit of a stinker. Stuck in Hsinchu our hare finds himself with neither luck, time nor space on his side. Since Sunday is bearing down fast, next weekend the GM and a trusty TM will be stepping in to carry this man through the tough times.
    看來 Balls In Your Court 在試圖帶我們再訪的路線上遇上了程咬金無功而返,我們困在新竹的兔子則是發現自己又衰又沒空,眼看著週日又要到來,會長及你各位值得信賴的TM將擔任救火隊幫助他度過難關。

    We’ll be dusting off a run we first did during the summer months of the pandemic last June. If any of the 3 runners who came the first time attend again, then you’re welcome to ask them if they can remember the route – I think that’s unlikely though after the collective amnesia induced by the seriously drunken online down down session.
    我們將搬出一條在去年六月疫情爆發後塵封的路線,如果當時三個跑者有來,你們可以好好問問他們是否還記得怎麼跑- 我是覺得以當時跑完緊接著線上吐(ㄒㄩˋ)槽(ㄐㄧㄡˇ)大會後是不太可能啦。

    There will be light shiggy, there will be trail, there will be cold beer - and all reachable by the comfort of MRT.
    會有一些泥濘小徑,會有步道,會有冰啤酒- 而且皆為舒適的捷運可達。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, March 20th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    The run start will be in the outside area underneath the Shisizhang MRT station.
    起跑點會在環狀線(黃線)十四張站樓下的戶外區域。

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT to Shisizhang Station and go down to the street level. Walk up the side of the station and look for hashers.
    Drivers: There is some paid parking available near the run start.
    怎麼去:
    搭乘捷運到十四張站後下到一樓,走到戶外側邊跑者聚集的地方。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    There will be a bash. Details TBC.
    聚餐細節待續。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2442 - The Lost Art of Checking
  • 3/27/2022-14:30
  • 3/27/2022-0:0
  • No. 159, Section 2, Shanlin Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, 338​
    桃園市蘆竹區山林路二段159號 (外社福德祠土地公)
    https://goo.gl/maps/wyLKXVaw5dz28VRE9
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2442.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    Sit round any bash table and you're almost certain to hear something along the lines of- "They don't make checks like they used to", sounds familiar? Well look here young whippersnappers, this is one experienced haring team who are putting their money where their mouths are. Let Mijo Slut and Rocket Man prove to you the olden days were golden days, the sun goes around the earth and that these old dogs still have new tricks. ​
    幾乎在任何一次跑後聚餐餐桌上,都可聽到- 「現在的cross check(探路記號)做得不如我們以前啊...」,聽起來很熟悉嗎?看過來~你各位狂妄的屁孩們,本次路線由一群實戰經驗豐富的兔子們規劃,讓米酒俗辣和火箭人帶你們見識見識捷兔黃金歲月,看看這麼多年過去,地球依然繞著太陽轉動,這些老屁股們卻還變得出新把戲!

    ​Running along and mulling over your next tweet or whether to post that photo on Instagram?? Pfff... don't make them laugh. Spacing out and listening to your airpods with your bone vibrators (or whatever they are on your head) - that won't get you anywhere today. All you need are your wits, a good old fashioned thirst for beer and a slug of whisky (or mijo). ​
    邊跑邊思索下條推特還是IG要Po什麼文嗎?遜啦...不要笑死人了!一邊戴著你的airpods或助聽器或...任何你爽戴在頭上的東西一邊放空是到不了任何地方的,你需要的是你機靈的腦袋,對啤酒和威士忌一貫的渴望(或米酒)。

    ​So this is one run which is not to be missed. It will be a workout for the senses as well as the legs: Of course there will be beautiful scenery, of course there will be rolling hills (I mean there aren't going to be mountains are there?), but most importantly keep sharp and get in to the mindset of Mijo Slut. These checks will test your mental agility and ability to think like a hare.​
    總之這是一次不容錯過的跑跑,不只會喚醒你的雙腿(?)也會活絡你的腦袋:當然還有美麗的景色還有一些...小山坡啊你知道的,但最重要的是保持敏銳並試著進入米酒俗辣的思維,這次的cross check(探路記號)將測試你各位是否具備身為兔子該有的敏捷度和行為能力。

    And if that all sounds a bit too much like hard work, don't worry the hares have provided handwritten solutions to the checks, the wax seals on the scrolls will be checked at down-downs. ​
    ​最後,如果以上聽起來都太累人了,別擔心,兔子們提供了一些手寫的探路密方,這些蠟印的卷宗將在吐槽大會時一一揭秘。

    NB the hares have advised this trail may not be suitable for young kids and animals - you have been warned!
    注意喔!兔子提醒此路線不適合幼子與動物蛤

    From the hares:​
    Length – acceptable to all ​
    Elevation – gentle ​
    Checks – tricky ​
    All runnable. Mostly dirt; little road. ​
    來自兔子的備註:
    長度:剛剛好,眾人皆適合
    爬升:溫順
    探路記號:迂迴
    全程可跑,土多路少。

    Area : Rarely used - overlaps a small section of one run Dr Vagina Face did a while ago, otherwise new trails for Taiwan Hash. Good mix of agriculture, bamboo, forest park + a few surprises. ​ ​
    場域:鮮少使用過- 有一小部分與Dr Vagina Face前陣子的跑跑有重疊到,但基本上是Taiwan Hash的新路線。綜合了農田,竹林,森林和一些小驚喜。

    *******WHEN*******​
    Sunday, March 27th, 2022​
    The Hares are off at 14:30​
    兔子兩點半起跑!!​

    *******WHERE*******​
    No. 159, Section 2, Shanlin Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, 338​
    ****哪兒*****​
    桃園市蘆竹區山林路二段159號
    (外社福德祠土地公)
    https://goo.gl/maps/wyLKXVaw5dz28VRE9

    ******HOW?*******​
    Jump in your Maserati and drive.​
    Parking : Plenty​
    Pleb Transport : 20mins. Walk from Shanbi (A10) Airport MRT.
    https://reurl.cc/aNYEeD. ​
    怎麼去:
    如果你有瑪莎拉蒂:開去, 停車位很多。
    如果你是死老百姓:從機捷山鼻站(A10)步行20分鐘。
    https://reurl.cc/aNYEeD

    *******PRICE*******​
    Men $250​
    Women $200​ ​

    *******BASH*******​
    Bash : 阿國好之味鵝肉小吃-蘆竹人氣鵝肉|特色小吃|在地推薦美食|山鼻站必吃|人氣燒鵝|平價小吃. https://reurl.cc/95k0yv. Goose restaurant. High Google rating. ​
    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2443 - The Golden Shower Run
  • 4/3/2022-14:30
  • 4/3/2022-0:0
  • Take the MRT to Linguang Station and follow the flower.
    怎麼去: 捷運麟光站出口跟著麵粉走
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2443.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, 8km/150m elevation
    路線:A to A (8km爬升150)
    Hare: Elwood Blue
    Cohare: Sticky Fingers
    Elwood Blue and Sticky Fingers are two staple fixtures of the Taiwan hash haring calendar. This highly dependable father and son pairing have so far never failed to find a good trail or to hare while it’s raining.
    Elwood Blue 及 Sticky Fingers可謂台灣健龍定心丸,這對做口碑的父子組合發行的路線從未讓跑友們失望過,人品又好(當兔子時未曾下過雨)。

    However, this time they believe they have found the answer! He told me it involves a shower and gold, but the rest of the details are being kept under wraps, get ready for - The Golden Shower Run!
    這次他們似乎力求轉型!兔子說這次的路金濕潤,但剩下的細節藏在魔鬼裡(?),總之,準備好加入本週的- 黃金瀑布跑跑!

    Will the hares (or other runners) take part in a golden rain dance to keep away the rain showers, does the hare have a new gold plated mobile shower for his truck, or is this something altogether more fetishistic? Come this Sunday and find out!
    究竟是兔子們(或其他跑友們)會自編自導組成黃金瀑布汁男團?是兔子在他的貨車上加裝了鍍金的淋浴間造福大家?或是什麼意想不到的組合?本週日分曉!

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, April 3rd 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    The run start will be at Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園
    https://goo.gl/maps/cqZ2Cf5CeYVNDaB58

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT to Linguang Station and follow the flower.
    怎麼去:
    捷運麟光站出口跟著麵粉走

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    阿珍熱炒 台北市大安區和平東路三段308巷32號
    https://goo.gl/maps/ZwcYD8byd2z89FxL8

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2444 - The 69 of Fire Run
  • 4/10/2022-14:30
  • 4/10/2022-0:0
  • Yongchunpi Ecological Wetland Park
    永春坡生態濕地公園
    https://goo.gl/maps/TaAvPXsgTeR22up67
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2444.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, 6.5km/350 m elevation
    路線:A to A (6.5k爬升350)
    Hare: Maybe
    Cohare: Firebird Junior
    Back in the day our co-hare was a horny young scamp with nothing better to do on a Sunday than to run the hash. On his first run he spotted the girl of his dreams and then he set about impressing her as only a hasher could - He drank a lot of beer, he exposed too much flesh and finally she succumbed to his wily charms as they performed a 69 (at down downs).
    想當年兔子還是個精蟲衝腦血氣方剛的小夥子,周日如果不跑hash只能回家盯著牆壁。而他,就在第一次跑hash遇見了他的夢中情人,還為了引起她的注意使出身為一個hasher的第101招,喝到酒空搭配公然裸露,終於,在吐槽大會69的時候,她拜倒在他不確定有沒有穿裙子的雕兒下。

    Join us next Sunday as 10 years later he and his wife Maybe are back to celebrate the 69 that sealed the deal – the 69 of Fire. It is also an occasion to mark the hare’s birthday, 10 years of happy marriage and to remember those good old days when they first met on the China Hash.
    本週日,兔子與他的妻子Maybe將強勢回歸重溫當年的定情儀式- 火之69。同時也將一同慶祝副兔的生日、十年的美滿婚姻以及回味他們在China Hash的初相遇。

    The run is easy to get to and the climax of a week of haring for this happy couple. They will hare in the same area on Wednesday for MH3 and again on Sunday. What doesn’t say 'I love you' like finding two different runs together and then drinking a whole load of beer?
    本次路線很容易到達,也是這對佳偶本週的高潮(他們在週三也會在同個區域為MH3做路)。有什麼比一起做兩條路然後喝到爆更能表達愛老虎油?

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, April 10th 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    The run start will be at Yongchunpi Ecological Wetland Park
    永春坡生態濕地公園
    https://goo.gl/maps/TaAvPXsgTeR22up67

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the MRT to Yongchun and walk 1.3 km (20 minutes) to the run start. Follow the flour from exit 4. There is a Youbike station nearby in Linkou park.
    Drivers: There is some paid parking 1km from the run start.
    https://goo.gl/maps/ZKkPASZva5oQ8WNM7
    怎麼去:
    捷運藍線永春站四號出口跟著麵粉步行1.3公里(20分鐘)至起跑點。附近的林口公園亦有Youbike站。
    起跑點1公里處有付費停車場。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    第一鮮生猛現撈現炒
    02 2759 2889
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/ySPbMxYnV6MkXyvy7

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2445 - Binglang’s Sickie in the Woop Woop Run
  • 4/17/2022-14:30
  • 4/17/2022-0:0
  • The run start will be at Pingdengli Yuhuang Temple
    玉皇宮 https://goo.gl/maps/rSe9kGFAPy3ck9HMA
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2445.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, Long: 9km / 500m elevation & Short: 6km / 300m elevation
    路線:A to A (Long: 9k爬升500 & Short: 6k爬升300)
    Hare: Dr. Binglang
    Cohare: Hey Hey

    Hey ya flamin’ Galahs!! It’s time to get stoked! Next week’s run is going to be a proper ripper! -hared by the one and bloody only Dr. Binglang and his fine cohare Hey Hey!
    該是對生活重拾熱情的時候了你各位朝九晚五的行屍走肉們- 本週日路線出自頂港有名聲,下港有出名的兔子Dr. Binglang及副兔 Hey Hey!

    Now yous all know this guy is no bogan, and he knows the bush and woop woop around Taipei like the back of his budgie smugglers. He put heaps of hard yakka in to fixing this trail before his bloody boss told him he’d be heading down under to Straya. He was so dead set on haring for Taiwan Hash that guess what? This beauty only bloody went and pulled the biggest bloody sickie ever! How’s that for telling your boss to go and rak off!! Straya’s loss is our gain.
    你們都知道兔子的名聲吧,台北各角落的地圖就是化成了灰他也認得出來,然而在他這次發揮吹灰之力找這條路線同時晴天霹靂的事情發生了- 老闆要他去澳洲出差,為了不要白費心血,他決定跟從時下草莓族潮流- 請病假!看老闆怎麼辦?總之,澳洲的損失是我們的勝利。

    It’s a run choc a bloc full of views, bush, billabongs and more trail than you can shake a snag at. The Leash Reckons us Taiwan Hashers haven’t been out on a hash this way for a fair while. And in case you need any more convincing, there’ll be a goon bag in the eskie. So don’t be a bloody drongo, Sunday arvo is defo going to be gnarly as. Grab your sunnies and your runners, bail on whatever else you got in the filofax, you’re gonna be devo if you miss out on this one!
    這次路線包含美景,鄉間小路,乾涸的小溪還有超乎你所求所想的步道,根據The Leash通報,這條路線Taiwan Hash已經很久沒跑了,如果你還需要更多動力,本週日會供應葡萄酒,所以囉,別再傻傻躺在家,帶上你的太陽眼鏡,穿上跑鞋,取消你其他行程,錯過這次你真的會捶心肝!這會是個無與倫比的週日下午。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, April 17th 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    The run start will be at Pingdengli Yuhuang Temple 玉皇宮
    https://goo.gl/maps/rSe9kGFAPy3ck9HMA

    ******HOW?*******
    Take the 小19 bus from Shilin MRT station.
    Get off at Yuhuang Temple bus stop (玉皇宮).

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    https://goo.gl/maps/sqgW3YiZAJBxp7Gm7

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2446 - The Pilgrims' Climax Run
  • 4/24/2022-14:30
  • 4/24/2022-0:0
  • The run start will be at No. 21 Zhongshan Square
    中山21號廣場
    https://goo.gl/maps/jc7BHsEYMsY8RAfM6
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2446.jpg
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, 7.5km / 350m elevation
    路線:A to A 7.5k爬升350m
    Hare: Fuck First
    Cohare: Claw Hand
    Last year we weathered a few storms and a few terrible hangovers, and over the years many hashers have struggled to find their way back to the beer truck or even reach the front doors of their apartments again on a Sunday evening after a hard day hashing. Obviously, this bad luck had nothing to do with the quality and volume of Taiwan Beer consumed – it must be because of some other divine intervention.
    去年我們都經歷過一些狂風暴雨一些慘烈的宿醉,而在過去幾年許多跑友們連怎麼回啤酒車或甚至是回到自己家的路都找不到...想當然耳這種衰運跟每周日攝取的台灣啤酒質或量都毫無關係,一定是有什麼神秘力量介入!

    Now, it seems foolish to be troubling the great GM in the sky or Father Cockeye every weekend. And so, by some stroke of good luck we have a new deity we can start bothering…we have our very own Mazu (Mother) haring for us this Sunday! If Fuck First and Claw Hand can’t intervene to guide all the drunken hashers back to safe harbor, then who can?
    現在要九天玄女下凡似乎是有點打擾(最近忙著爆米花),還好本週日我們有自己的媽祖可以為我們帶路!如果Fuck First和 Claw Hand不能帶一群醉漢回到安全的港灣,還有誰做得到?

    Join us this Sunday for a run which was meant to be the climax of our very own annual pilgrimage to AIR. We will still complete the last 7.5km of the route though, in the form of an A-A trail starting at Zhongshan Plaza on Sunday.
    本週日加入我們原本作為一年一度全島跑朝聖之旅的壓軸跑!少了全島跑,我們還是會完成最後一段在中山廣場起跑長度7.5km,A-A的路線。

    Since we’ll no longer be passing close by the Beigang Mazu Pilgrimage, we’ll also need to find another way to grab us some good luck and re-charge the juju of the hash for another year... GM?
    是說今年既然我們無法路過北港媽祖廟,勢必得找別條路線來求個好運或拿幸運符過個香囉⋯會長?

    Don’t miss out on city views, trails and specially blessed, disinfected and Covid-19 safe, ceremonial beers.
    總之別錯過城市風景,步道和加持潔淨過,沒有武漢肺炎病毒的九天玄女啤酒囉!

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, April 24th 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    The run start will be at No. 21 Zhongshan Square
    中山21號廣場
    https://goo.gl/maps/jc7BHsEYMsY8RAfM6

    ******HOW?*******
    Follow the flour at Exit 3 of Jiannan Road MRT Station BR15
    劍南路捷運站3號出口跟著麵粉走

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    Seafood Stir-Fry
    104 Seafood Stir-Fry, No. 839, Bei'an Road, Zhongshan District, Taipei City
    珍海味熱炒
    104台北市中山區北安路839號珍海味熱炒
    https://goo.gl/maps/W672AKBX8HXbasK28

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2447 - Homersexual's First Spank Celebration Run
  • 5/1/2022-14:30
  • 5/1/2022-0:0
  • Bianfudong Park, Ruifang
    Location : 蝙蝠洞公園
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/KM6gd4RQ7wzSqRmG8
  • FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
    CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
    SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有2級防疫規定
    將採取實名制
    報到時請掃QR Code,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, Long: 7km / 280m elevation
    路線:A to A 7k爬升280m
    Hare: Homersexual
    Cohare: Just Ryan Wang

    Next Sunday is a historic run for a historic dynasty of hashers. 13 years ago Homersexual first hared this run on his 69 (-9)th birthday with his 88 year old father Bull Wang. He was the first of the Wang hashing line, and another renowned hasher.
    下周日我們將跑一條對於一些化石級跑友來說極具歷史意義的路線。13年前Homersexual在他69(-9)歲生日與他身為王家hasher第一代且頗富盛名的的88歲父親Bull Wang同當兔子。

    This time we have another occasion to celebrate: it’s Homersexual 69th (+4) birthday and also time to inaugurate the latest member of the family in to the hash. You have the opportunity to join us for a run that is very unusual – it will be part mountain and forest and part coastal. The hares promise you a fantastic run, but also a reassurance that you won’t be too out of breath. If the weather is good there will be a beer check.
    這次又有新的名目可以慶祝啦!是Homersexual 的69(+4)歲生日,同時也會慶祝下王家hasher第三代金孫王就職典禮。你各位有機會加入這次很不一樣的跑跑-有一半山和森林,還有一半海岸線。兔子保證這是一條超棒的路線,而且不會讓你跑到嘿咕,天氣好的話還會有啤酒中繼站。

    In additition to the run, you’ll have the chance to witness a secret, once in a generation Wang family ceremony – The First Spank. In Homersexual’s days, this was performed by dangling a newborn Wang by the ankles and then spanking him with a pair of dirty shiggy socks. Nowadays the ritual is reserved only for when a new member of the family hares for the first time. Grandson Just Ryan needn’t worry too much, if the need arises I’m sure grandfather will bare his buttocks on the behalf of his grandson.
    除此之外,你各位將得以見證一個秘密,王家世代流傳的就職典禮-襪鞭屁。在Homersexual那個年代,會把新生王從腳踝吊起來然後用一雙髒兮兮的襪子打屁股。現在儀式則是改為首次當兔子的小王們舉辦,不過金孫王Just Ryan不用太擔心,如果咖稱不夠用,我相信老王會願意代孫出屁的。

    To mark the occasion of the first spank ritual, his 69 (+4)th birthday, and the original run with his father Bull Wang, Homersexual is very kindly providing a special gift to all runners - a pair of highly awesome TwH3 shiggy socks. Make sure to attend to claim your pair.
    為了紀念襪鞭屁儀式,他的69(+4)歲生日,以及重溫他與父親Bull Wang同當兔子跑的路線,Homersexual很好客的準備了特別的禮物給所有的跑友們-一雙很讚的台灣健龍破爛襪,記得來參加領襪啊!

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, May 1st 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Bianfudong Park, Ruifang
    Location : 蝙蝠洞公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/KM6gd4RQ7wzSqRmG8

    ******HOW?*******
    The trains will be screwed this weekend so you need to take a bus, don’t worry it’s almost as fast as the train.
    這天台鐵停駛,所以你各位請搭客運,別擔心,它幾乎與火車一樣快。
    There are multiple busses to Keelung, you then need to take the 791 or 1051 at Keelung Station and get off at Seaside (Dafu Coal Mine) stop.
    有很多客運到基隆任你挑,然後請從基隆火車站搭乘791或1051到海濱站下車。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
    我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2448 - The Valley of the Cross-Dressing Farmers Run
  • 5/8/2022-14:30
  • 5/8/2022-0:0
  • Neigou River Ecological Exhibition Hall
    No. 236之3號, Kangle St, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
    內溝溪生態展示館
    114台北市內湖區康樂街236之3號
    https://goo.gl/maps/JV4auUJSEWBk7qht5
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/2448.jpg
  • FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run: 7.5km / 450m elevation
    路線:A to A 7.5k爬升450m
    Hare: Mr Sausage
    Cohare: Cock Hunter
    This is a special free Covid free run – NB the unusual start time(s) - The hares will mark the run in the morning and people are welcome to do it anytime from 1 pm onwards. Someone will be around to direct you to the run and keep an eye on your bag until 4:30pm. If you're a walker or slow runner please make sure you start the trail by 2:30pm.
    這是一條免武肺也免費的跑跑-注意不如以往的起跑時間-兔子們將於早上預撒麵粉,歡迎各位自下午1點起出發。將會有人在起跑點作指引並顧包包到下午4點半。如果你跑得比較慢或是打算用走的,請務必在下午2點半前起跑。

    There will be no beer truck, down downs or bash, so you don’t need to pay hash cash – yes this is a free run! Bring your own refreshments if you want them before, after or during the run.
    當天不會有啤酒車,不會有跑後吐槽大會或聚餐,所以不需要支付任何費用,沒錯就是一個免費跑!請自行攜帶跑前、跑中,跑後會需要的食物、盥洗用品等物品。

    In the words of the hares: A long time ago a not so young padawan approached his Jedi master (Mark Dolan) asking for the location of the fabled lost highway. They travelled many miles, nearly amputated a finger cutting a path and eventually came upon a secret valley where a farmer wearing nothing but boots, pantyhose and a smile told them the way to the lost highway.. and so the story begins… just watch out for toys.
    兔子的話:很久很久以前一個不怎麼肖連的絕地武士學徒找上他的大師(Mark Dolan)請教傳說中消失的聖殿位置,他們跋涉千里,途中砍路差點砍到自己的手手,最終到達一個祕密村落,在那裏有位全身只穿吊帶褲、靴子和一抹微笑的農夫向他們指引了方向,這就是故事的起源... 總之在路上小心注意不知名的玩具蛤。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, May 8th 2022
    Time: Runners off any time from 1:00pm
    Any walkers or slow runners are advised to start the trail by 2:30pm.
    下午一點起即可起跑,慢行者請勿晚於下午兩點半出發。

    *******WHERE*******
    Neigou River Ecological Exhibition Hall
    No. 236之3號, Kangle St, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
    內溝溪生態展示館
    114台北市內湖區康樂街236之3號
    https://goo.gl/maps/JV4auUJSEWBk7qht5

    ******HOW?*******
    S1 bus from donghu station, or Ubike station at the ecological park.
    怎麼去:
    自東湖捷運站搭乘小1區間車至奇頭站下車或Ubike至內溝溪生態館站

    *******PRICE*******
    FREE
    免費

    *******BASH*******
    We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH³. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.

    *******COVID*******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    *******Dick Check*******
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.

    *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    *******Disclaimer*******
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
    2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
    6- This event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2449- The Flour Powers Flower Run
  • 5/15/2022-14:30
  • 5/15/2022-0:0
  • Taoyuan Arena
    No. 1號, Section 1, Sanmin Rd, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, 330
    桃園巨蛋
    330桃園市桃園區三民路一段1號
    https://goo.gl/maps/to1FwXTMEAvN3DBQA
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/2449.jpg
  • FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, 8km / 265m elevation
    路線:A to A 8k爬升265m
    Hare: Fly 跑跑姐
    Cohare: Jo Good 王玟媛

    Like many hashers, the true story of how Fly got her hash name is a secret shrouded in mystery. Years ago, she was perfecting the matter transporter that would enable her to travel instantaneously from down-downs to the bash restaurant, and then back home again.
    就如同我們許多人,跑跑姐如何得到Fly這個封號的來龍去脈極其神祕,相傳多年前,有次她在保養可以讓她可以從吐槽大會瞬間移動到聚餐地點,再瞬間移動回家的座騎。

    After a few beers she took the rash decision to test the machine on herself, but unknown to her, some flour and hair from her pet giant rabbit also slipped into the machine. The confused computer merged her DNA with the furry pet and flour and created a unique hybrid. She was granted super haring flour powers! However, the downside was an insatiable thirst for doing what horny rabbits enjoy most: she must now constantly pacify the inner animal by drinking beer and running every weekend. Join Fly and cohare Jo Good this Sunday as they continue the treatment regime and come to witness the haring superpowers for yourself.
    幾杯酒下肚後,她心血來潮決定要測試看看,但她沒發現機器裡也飄進了些麵粉跟她寵物巨兔的毛髮。錯亂的機器把毛絨絨的寵物及麵粉融入了跑跑姐的DNA ,製造出一個獨一無二的變種魔法。她得到了巨兔神力!但缺點是她現在對於好動的兔兔最喜歡做的事感到難以滿足的渴望-為了時常撫慰內心的巨兔,跑跑姐每周末都要喝啤酒+跑步!加入本周日跑跑姐 Fly 與副兔 Jo Good做的療癒路線,見證巨兔POWER 。

    The hares have prepared a trail in Taoyuan around the very accessible Tiger Head Mountain, you can easily just walk to the run start at Taoyuan Arena from Taoyuan train station. This is a seasoned haring team who create some excellent trails, so checkout the photos and I don’t think you’ll be able to resist joining.
    兔子們準備了ㄧ條靠近桃園虎頭山很好到達的路線,從桃園火車站步行即可抵達位於桃園巨蛋的起跑點。這對經驗老道的巨兔組合為大家帶來超棒的路線,瀏覽下照片就會知道我在說什麼了,你們肯定很難控制自己的雙腿!

    In the words of the hares: There are great trails in this area and despite the area being well hashed, the husband of the hare has been busy cutting trails so even the most experienced hashers are bound to enjoy a few surprises. If you’re lucky there may still be white tung oil tree flowers in the area, but either way you’ll still enjoy a good run.
    兔子的話: 虎頭山是非常好跑且熱門的路線,但巨兔老公這次幫忙砍路,保證砍出一條連老鬣狗都會感到新奇的路。如果幸運的話也許還能在路上賞油桐花,不過驚喜絕對不只這樣,也歡迎各路鬣狗跟兔子們一起穿旗袍來跑,漂亮地享受跑步的樂趣。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, May 15th 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    Taoyuan Arena
    No. 1號, Section 1, Sanmin Rd, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, 330
    桃園巨蛋
    330桃園市桃園區三民路一段1號
    https://goo.gl/maps/to1FwXTMEAvN3DBQA

    ******HOW?*******
    Follow the flour from Taoyuan train station.
    桃園火車站前站有麵粉

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250
    Women $200

    *******BASH*******
    We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
    我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。

    *******COVID*******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加


    *******Dick Check*******
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
    *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    *******Disclaimer*******
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • The Indigenous People's Park in Shilin – right by The National Palace Mueusm
    Sec 2, Zhi Shan Rd, Shilin District, Taipei City, 111
    原住民文化主題公園 02 2881 2512
    https://goo.gl/maps/ZdSLL5fDEZiM6oGZ9
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  • FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
    遵守所有防疫規定 ,量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

    ******WHAT?*******
    A:A run, Short 6km 200m elevation & Long 11km 400m elevation
    路線:A to A, Short: 6k爬升200 & Long: 11k爬升400.

    Hare: The Leash
    Cohare: Tommy Liu
    Never judge a hasher by their hash name, a book by its cover or a hare by the bulges in their flour bags, so the old saying goes.
    自古有言,汝切勿以貌取人、以兔名賤跑者、以麵粉袋識兔子。

    So, we must ask ourselves – have we been wrong about next week’s hare all these years? Is it in fact The Leash who has been on the leash recently? With Dr Binglang finally packed off to ‘Straya I reckon we’re going to find out - when the Dr’s away, mamma’s gonna play! – The Leash is going to be OFF THE LEASH!!
    所以,我們得好好捫心自問,這些年來是不是都誤會了本周的兔子?Dr. Binglang終於出發去了澳洲(前情提要請見第2445次跑跑),估計我們終於要見證老公不在家,老娘怎麼玩!-The Leash脫韁啦!

    So, watch out Taiwan Hash, the Formosa Hash GM is on the party warpath – this Sunday there’s going to be typically glorious trails, white wine and beer galore BUT because of the crappy weather there won’t actually be a white sandy beach by the sea…. will a duck pond do instead? You already know who to blame anyway and it’s certainly not going to stop the hares running in their bikinis.
    所以啦你各位台灣健龍跑者們,要知道芙爾摩莎跑山俱樂部(Formosa Hash)會長現正趴踢中,也正在去趴踢的路上-本周日會有必備的超讚路線和滿載的白酒和啤酒,就差白沙海灘了!可惜因為天氣蕭爛,所以只能先以池塘將就啦!總之你知道是誰的錯,但這也不會阻止兔子們穿比基尼的。

    Judging also by the leaked FH3 photos that I’ve discovered circulating on the dark web – there’s likely to be wild down-downs, (semi-)optional nudity and finger food. There could be raucous singing, high-heels on trail and a lot of drunkenness, who really knows? Join us this week to find out.
    從我在黑網上閒晃時發現的芙爾摩莎外流照片中看起來,本周日貌似會有狂野的吐槽大會、假自願真強迫的裸露以及一些小點心,可能會有喧鬧的歌聲、有人可能會穿高跟鞋跑、也有可能你各位會變成醉後大丈夫,誰知道呢?加入我們一起探索吧。

    *******WHEN*******
    Date: Sunday, May 22nd 2022
    Time: Hares off at 14:30
    兔子兩點半起跑!!

    *******WHERE*******
    The Indigenous People's Park in Shilin – right by The National Palace Museum
    Sec 2, Zhi Shan Rd, Shilin District, Taipei City, 111
    原住民文化主題公園
    02 2881 2512
    https://goo.gl/maps/ZdSLL5fDEZiM6oGZ9

    ******HOW?*******
    Take any bus to National Palace Museum from MRT Shilin station, then 4 mins walk.
    怎麼去
    士林捷運站搭乘任一台往故宮的公車,下車後步行4分鐘。

    *******PRICE*******
    Men $250 Women $200
    *******BASH*******
    We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
    我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎,所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯,請自行負責,祝平安。

    *******COVID*******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    *******Dick Check*******
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
    *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    *******Disclaimer*******
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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