A Drinking Club
with a Running Problem 

Running drunk around northern Taiwan since 1975

About Us

Upcoming Runs

Running every Sunday since 1975. Find the details for the upcoming runs here. Check the event calender below to see more details.

  • #2378 - The small sausage run
  • 1/3/2021-14:0
  • 1/3/2021-21:0
  • Shengren Waterfall 聖人瀑布 https://goo.gl/maps/8npW218nqFamaPrw9> Map Link
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  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    I am sure many of you have found yourself being led around by a dick from time to time and this Sunday we are celebrating this phenomenon.

    我相信很多人一定有發現到自己時不時就會被某個雞雞/混蛋領著走吧,這個星期天就讓我們來慶祝這個現象!

    This Sunday sees Mr. Sausage (our cohare) being led by his tiny sausage, small potential (our hare) on a merry jaunt around the scenic Shengren waterfall area.

    看來這個星期天Mr. Sausage(咱們的副兔)就會被他的小香腸small potential (咱們的兔子)帶領,在秀麗的聖人瀑布來場歡樂的短短的旅程~

    The run is easilly accesible via bus S18 from Shillin Station.

    這次的run可以很簡單的從士林捷運站搭小18巴士到達。

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/03/2021 (FUCK YEAH NO MORE 2020)

    Hares leave at14:00
    兔子2點起跑

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    Shengren Waterfall
    聖人瀑布
    Map Link

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    Take Bus #s18 from Shillin station for 30 minutes to arrive at the run start.
    從捷運士林站搭小18巴士,大概30分鐘可以到達起跑點

    ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********************* **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********************* DISCLAIMER 免責聲明

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒!
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  • #2379 - The Horny Hash History Happy Hour Run
  • 1/10/2021-14:0
  • 1/10/2021-21:0
  • 台北市台灣 | https://goo.gl/maps/CvxDzuM5pTkVzRMAA
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  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    Taiwan hash claims to be superlative in many ways but I wager there is not one among you who would claim intelligence as one of our strongest points. For as long as this half-mind can remember we have all known that despite our logo proudly stating we were founded in 1976 we actually held our first run in the year of 19 and 75. This digitary inconsistency has rubbed some of our more OCD members the wrong way for decades and none more Captain Compulsive himself, this weeks hare. TwH3

    在很多方面都宣稱我們是最鳥不起最厲害的,但是我敢打賭,所有人裡面沒人敢說高智商是我們其中之一的強項。只要某人可以記得,我們都知道,儘管咱們的logo上自豪的標明了我們是1976年創立的,但實際上我們的第一個run是在1975。這個數字上的不一致,這幾10年來一直搔的我們那些強迫症成員癢癢癢,更別說強迫症隊長他本人,也就是我們這星期的兔子。

    This Sunday get schooled on the history of this Ménage d\'idiots by none other than Bamboo Laoshi. He promises that the run will be green, runnable and most importantly not 16km long.

    本周日來接受Bamboo大老有關這個愚蠢hash大家庭的歷史教育。他保證這個run將會是綠油油,可跑起來的,然後更重要的是,不會再是16K那麼長!

    After the run Bamboo will share some of his favorite stories from the golden age and we will do our best not to yawn. There shall also be funny down downs taking place though if you prefer that sort of thing you uncultured swine.

    跑完Baboo將會分享一些在他那黃金年代他最喜歡的故事,啊我們也會盡我們最大的努力不打呵欠。當然也一定也會有有趣的噹噹,所以還不快按參加。

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/10/2021 - (FUCK YEAH, STILL NO MORE 2020) Hares leave at14:00
    兔子2點起跑

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    Fudekeng Environmental Restoration Park
    福德坑環保復育公園
    Map Link

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    Bus #小12 from Taipei Zoo, Kunyang, Nangang, Nangang Exhibition Center MRT Station. 可從捷運動物園,昆陽,南港,南港展覽館站搭小12巴士 ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2380 - The Weiya Wanker Run
  • 1/17/2021-14:0
  • 1/17/2021-21:0
  • Maokong
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2380-1.png
  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    It's that time of the year again, when cheap wine flows like... cheap wine and we all get dressed up for the annual who can throw up in the bathroom fastest competition.This Sunday Taiwan Hash gathers for Weiya led by none other than the (currently) plump Bullseye around Maokong.

    The GM shall be giving away red envelopes but whats inside them nobody knows, bring a bottle of the cheapest red wine you can find and lets see who throws up at the Down Down Circle first.

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/17/2021 (Ok well 2021 isnt much better so far)

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    Maokong Gondola Station (Exact A point to follow later)

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    Take the gondola from Taipei Zoo station

    ******************************************
    ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********************************************
    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********************************************
    DISCLAIMER 免責聲明

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2381 - The Relaxing Rehab Run
  • 1/24/2021-14:0
  • 1/24/2021-21:0
  • Taoyuan
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/138871118_10224128932075593_6597974132081347621_o.jpg
  • ******What******
    ******蝦咪******

    2021 is less than 4 weeks old and holy shit has it been wild. Between American dumbsurrections, 116 km Danshui marathons and wet and wild Weiyas I think we could all use a little rehab.

    2021才不過短短的4個星期,啊我的老天鵝啊它已經是這麼的瘋狂。經過了美式復活,116K的淡水馬拉松跟又濕又野的尾牙run,我想我們是時候該來點小休息了。

    Miss Titties has us covered with what promises to be a chill as fuck jaunt around the Taoyuan Surrounds for what he describes as 90% running 10% checking. Fruit & Tea fields combined with Taipower trails mixed in.

    Miss Titties 保證這星期會讓大家蘇湖的不得了~他將領著大家在桃園,體驗他說的90%可跑10%你得check的run,途中將會有美麗的果園與茶園混合在路徑裡。

    Miss Titties promises the pack will be stuck together by nefarious checks. Racists wanna prove him wrong?

    Miss Titties還保證說我們這些狗仔子們一定會被他邪惡的checks困在一起。有任何厲害的獵狗想要證明他錯了嗎?

    *****When*****
    *****啥時*****

    01/24/2021 (2020 called he wants his drama back

    *****Where******
    *****哪兒******

    龜山區棒球場 Guishan District Baseball Stadium
    https://goo.gl/maps/fv6Ey7qPenuW8qrv7

    *****How******
    *****怎去******

    桃園捷運A8站 13:00 一起搭計程車.
    Taoyuan Airport MRT to A8 Chang Gung Memorial Hospital station then Taxi together to this point

    https://goo.gl/maps/eXyYHHifZpnGxCTj8

    ******************************************
    ******Temporary Rules******

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
    ********************************************
    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********************************************
    DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。

    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2383 - The Groundhog Run
  • 2/7/2021-14:0
  • 2/7/2021-22:0
  • 236新北市土城區承天路4巷20之1號
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/2383.png
  • ****What************蝦咪***** Wait, haven't we been here already? Well fuck it it worked out majestically the last two times.... Let's see which hare can do the Tucheng area best... Was it the Emergency covid run hared by our GM on short notice, Godfather's tour de force or will Ding Bu Dong take the crown home for FAS to chew on? This week Ding Bu Dong takes Say my name bitch as cohare around the..... Tucheng..... area where we will see.... you all know what we will see! Let it be known that after 2/7 Tucheng is officiallybanned as an area to run until 2022. *****When***** *****啥時***** 02/07/21 - 14:00 *****Where****** *****哪兒****** 南寮福德宮 236新北市土城區承天路4巷20之1號 https://goo.gl/maps/AFsFfMmp2UaotMMw6 *****How****** *****怎去****** Take the blue line, to Yongning station and follow flour from there to the temple ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules****** Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:** Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行! ******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2384 - The Hotel Taiwan Run
  • 2/14/2021-14:0
  • 2/14/2021-22:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/2384.png
  • TwH³ #2384 – The Hotel Taiwan Run

    ***WHAT***
    On a dark dreary Mountain, On the 4th or 5th check,
    long stairs behind her, steep descent up ahead.
    Up ahead in the distance she saw a Welcome bag
    Her eyes focused in and calves began to twitch
    It was the fucking Hare


    She started sprinting
    Locked in on her prey
    And shouted out emphatically
    “I’ll catch the cunt today”
    Then bending one knew, she took chalk from her pouch
    marked an arrow on a stone
    to show others the way!

    Welcome to the Taiwan Hash house harriers
    Such an awful place
    Such an awful place
    Plenty of runs at the Taiwan Hash house harriers
    Every fucking Sunday
    You can find us there


    This Sunday we celebrate the insipid nature of Taiwan’s siren call that prevents people from leaving permanently with 8 foot facial haring her first run since returning from the infected zone.

    She has finished her quarantine, and isolation period and is ready to delight you all with a run around the iconic Guan Ying Shan which is and area I’m sure you all agree, we don’t run enough. The run is about 6.5km with 400M of elevation.

    The cohere (fittingly) will be Cum Stain. Its sure to be an adequate run with lovely views, an exciting bash and most importantly NO WORK MONDAY!!!!

    ***WHEN***

    Sunday, February 14th, 2021
    Happy Chinese New Year
    Happy Valentines day

    ***WHERE***

    Lingyun Temple
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/EsCzQtCSsT3jA6oL7


    ***HOW***

    Take bus #020 from Luzhou MRT Station exit 1 for about 15 minutes
    OR
    Take Bus #785 frin Luzhou MRT station exit 3 for about 15 minutes
    OR
    Take Ferry across the Danshui river to Bali and Uber pool
    OR
    Fucking walk there


    ******Temporary Rules******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!DISCLAIMER 免責聲明1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2385 The Loopy in Luzhou Run
  • 2/21/2021-14:0
  • 2/21/2021-22:0
  • 或搭640或641公車到五股龍鳳巖 The GPS Point is https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7
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  • #2385 - The Loopy in Luzhou Run

    ***WHAT***
    ******蝦咪******vThis Sunday Taiwan hash takes to Luzhou.
    這個周末我們去蘆州。
    We are honoured to have Xiao Xiong and his son haring for us this weekend. He is considered to be the son of Godfather, and the fastest runner in Taipei Hash, so that should be enough to make you come and join!

    我們很榮幸邀請到小雄做路。
    The run will have minimal elevation and some beautiful scenery. We will run near the army artillery practice range, so remember, if you hear a big bang and then a whistling sound, duck and cover! If you’re not running in straight line by the end, don’t worry, you’ve just gone a bit loopy Luzhou...

    ***WHEN***
    *****啥時*****

    Sunday, February 21st , 2021
    Hares leave at14:00
    兔子2點起跑

    ***WHERE***
    *****哪兒******
    Flour from Luzhou MRT station Exit 1
    麵粉從捷運蘆洲站一號出口撒起
    https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7

    ***HOW***
    *****怎去******

    Take the MRT to Luzhou MRT station….
    Exit via Exit 1…
    Take bus #640 or #641 to Wugu Longfengyan
    Or take an uber from Luzhou station
    搭捷運到蘆洲站,一號出口出去一起搭uber
    或搭640或641公車到五股龍鳳巖

    The GPS Point is https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7

    ******Temporary Rules******
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
    **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2386 - 228 Joint Run
  • 2/28/2021-14:0
  • 2/28/2021-22:0
  • 247新北市蘆洲區
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  • The 228 incident was an anti-government uprising suppressed by the Kuomingtang led Republic of China Government which killed thousands of civilians. Beginning on February 28th 1947 the number of estimated Taiwanese deaths from the incident are estimated to be somewhere between 5 and 28 thousand. The incident marked the beginning of the White Terror in which tens of thousands of other Taiwanese went missing, were imprisoned or were killed. The incident is one of the most important events in modern Taiwanese history.

    **********

    Ladies and genteman, 228 is here again. This year 228 falls on a Sunday and as such we have arranged to mark the solemn day with a triple joint run, bringing together Taiwan Hash, 228 Hash and New Taipei Hash House harriers.

    The good news is that as the beer truck is being organised by NTH³ the prices will follow their system $200 for men, $150 for the fairer sex and a measly $50 for children under the age of admission for highschool.

    Please bring your own cups and tableware as no diposable cups will be provided. All profits from the day shall be donated to charity.

    ********* WHEN *********
    2/28/21 14:00

    ********* WHERE *********
    Close to Luzhou MRT station

    ********* WHO *********
    Hare: Car Park (who makes these shitty names)
    Co-Hare: Bamboo

    ********* Price *********
    $200 for men
    $150 for women
    $ 50 for children under highschool age and Hsinchu Hashers

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
    6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2387 - The Yodelling in Yangmei Run
  • 3/7/2021-14:30
  • 3/7/2021-19:0
  • 號, No. 69, Furen Road, Yangmei District, Taoyuan City, 326
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/2387.png
  • HARES OFF AT 14:30
    Friendship ended with WINTER NOW SPRING is my Best friend

    **********

    Woody and Buzz
    Mathilda and Leon
    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
    Bonnie and Clyde
    Han and Chewie....

    Ah who am I kidding this weeks hares are more like Harry and Lloyd... Comment below if you get the reference to win fame, notoriety and a smug sense of superiority

    This week sees the return of the oldest (and cutest) hare pairing on Taiwan Hash. I heard that they actually hared their first run together in 1938. Seriously these guys are institutions.

    All that experience has been delicately melted into Sunday's exquisite trail around the Yangmei hinterlands.

    Take the train or give MS a Hand Shandy for a ride in the MAS the choice is yours but you simply must be there.

    ********* WHEN *********

    3/7/21 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30

    ********* WHERE *********

    福人步道
    Yangmei
    https://goo.gl/maps/ptenxstY8gShWrAg8

    ********* HOW *********

    Take the train
    (Detailed info on public transport route to follow)

    DRIVERS (English to follow)
    自行駕車者請走五楊高架楊梅交流道下 左轉開始有面粉

    ********* WHO *********

    Hare: Homersexual
    Co-Hare: Just look at me

    ********* Price *********

    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來CH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2389 - Wetter Wilder Wulai-er
  • 3/20/2021-10:0
  • 3/21/2021-22:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/2389.png
  • It was a weekend where anything could happen and everything did. March 2015 the Hash took two small buses up the hill to Wulai.

    那是一個甚麼都可能會發生的周末,也不負重望的甚麼都發生了。在那2015年的3月,hash號招了兩台小巴上了烏來。

    Most of what happened that weekend is under a strict NDA signed by all attendees but what we can talk about are the runs, they were three in number and a ten in quality. My personal highlights were losing a shoe swimming across the river, climbing the mountain via gondola, taking a tiny train to happy town and claiming my first ever First man in aswell as the coveted title of "only person in" on the Sunday run.

    所有的參與者被要求簽屬了很嚴格的保密協定,因此那個周末大部分發生的事就讓他留在那周末吧。不過我們可以談論的是那些很棒的run! 雖然只有3個run,但它們絕對值回票價的讓你覺得總共來了10個!!我個人的亮點是: 在游泳渡河的時候丟了一隻鞋子,搭纜車爬上山,搭著小火車到那快樂小鎮,還有還有!!宣稱我那第一次的First man in !! 當然也不能忘記星期天的時候得到了每個人夢寐以求的”Only person in”稱號。

    I am sure we will share some photos of that weekend over the coming weeks but fuck the past. Lets make some new memories.

    我相信我們在接下來的幾個星期將會分享一些那個周末的照片,但是,嘿,過去的事就讓他像屁一樣被風吹掉吧~讓咱們來創造新的回憶!!

    This time we are going wetter and wilder in Wulai with a camping weekend organised by Slobbo Tamer, Elwood Blues and Teenvolf.

    我們隆重的邀請到Slobbo Tamer, Elwood Blues 和 Teenvolf來將這次的烏來露營周變得更潮濕~~更狂野!!!

    On Saturday we have a sumptuous A to A run hared by Slobbo Tamer and Teenvolf from our campground at what can only be described as the end of the road in Wulai. The run is 6.5km, boasts a swimming hole, beer check and sumptuous scenery.

    星期六,Slobbo Tamer 和 Teenvolf會精心策畫一個A to A,從我們營地出發的烏來絕妙路徑。長度大約會是6.5K,會有清涼的游泳點,beer check 跟壯麗的風景。

    On Sunday Elwood Blues takes us slowly home with a Xindian run to end all Xindian runs. More information will be provided about SUNDAY run soon

    星期天,Elwood Blues將帶著我們慢慢地跑回家,結束點應該會是在新店,有關星期天run的訊息會再慢慢補上。

    INFO ABOUT SATURDAY
    有關星期六的資訊

    No tents are available at the campground to rent so work together to set up your own shit.

    營地沒有提供租借帳篷,請自行想辦法弄到你要睡覺的地方。

    Tent placements cost $500 for the night. That fee should be divided between people sleeping in the tent.... obviously.

    營地收費一頂帳篷一晚500元,這費用請睡在每頂帳篷裡的人們自行分攤...這不是在說廢話嗎。

    No public transport goes where we are going so the Hash will be providing buses to the location and back. Bus fee is divided evenly among all passengers.

    將無法搭乘大眾交通工具到達該營地,所以去跟回大家將會一起搭hash巴士,巴士的費用將均分在每個乘客上。

    Bash fee before beer will be around $300 per person on Saturday night.

    不算啤酒的話,星期六晚上的bash大約會是300元。

    There is a Breakfast shop nearby where beers and cigarettes can be acquired.

    那邊附近會有一個早餐店,你可以在那買到啤酒跟香菸。

    Pricing for the run on Saturday is $250 for men $200 for women, with that money we will buy as much beer as possible. When it runs out there is a family shop nearby where you can replenish your fluids at your own expense.

    星期六的run,男性是250元,女性是200元,用這些錢我們會盡量買到足夠大家喝的啤酒,但是要是不幸被喝光光後,旁邊有個小雜貨店,你可以用你自己的錢去補充你想喝的飲料。

    Pricing for Sunday run is as normal. 啊星期天的費用就跟平常一樣~

    ********* WHEN 啥時 *********
    3/20/21 - 3/21/21

    ********* WHERE 哪兒 *********

    SATURDAY 烏來 大羅蘭生態農場露營區

    Google Maps Link SUNDAY TBA

    ********* HOW 怎去 *********

    Drivers: Drive to the Campground Peasants: Write bus me in the comments to join the first party bus of the year.

    開車者: 自行開車到營地 乘客: 請在下方留下"bus me"以參加今年第一場派對巴士 !!

    People who want to attend only the Sunday run Info will be updated asap!

    只想要跑星期天的人,星期天活動資訊將稍後補上

    ********* WHO *********
    SATURDAY: Slobbo Tamer & Teenvolf SUNDAY: Elwood Blues

    ********* Price *********
    Its complicated... read above

    很複雜...請閱讀上面的文章

    In summary on Saturday 總結來說
    Saturday Bus + camping spot + Saturday run fee + Bash + after down downs beer + Sunday Bus + Sunday Run fee

    星期六的巴士+營地租借費+星期六的跑費+Bash+噹噹之後你還想喝的啤酒+星期天的巴士+星期天的跑費

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2390 - The 3 idiot runs
  • 3/28/2021-14:30
  • 3/28/2021-23:0
  • 芝山站
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/163261296_10224667605262086_1838226692247770708_n.jpg
  • I remember the first time I met Weeping Pussy, I had no idea who he was but he spared no time in letting me know about the obscene amount of trophies lining every available space in his house.

    我還記得我那第一次見到Weeping Pussy的摸門,那時我都還不知道他是哪位,但他就已經不遺餘力的拼命讓我知道他家堆了滿山遍谷的獎盃。

    The excess of accomplishment must weigh heavy on Weeping Pussy's shoulders. Or more to the point on his wife's patience as he has promised medals for the podium finishers of this weeks long run no doubt clearing up shelf space for his beleaguered and bored missus to place whatever it is people put up on shelves, cats or something.

    這些錦上添花的成就對Weeping Pussy來說大概已經有點沉重,或是他老婆的耐心也到了極限,所以這個星期他將頒發獎牌給那些站上凸台的人。這將為他那飽受困擾且覺得窮極無聊的太座清出不少空間,來擺放平常人會放上架子上的東西,貓啦或是任何物品

    This run is actually 3 AtoA runs apparently, covering Yanmingshan, Neihu and Shilin. I am supremely confident that everything will go perfectly as planned and there will be absolutely no fuck ups whatsoever.

    啊這次的run其實是超值的3個A to A 亂~ 涵蓋了陽明山,內湖跟士林。TM我超級有把握一切一定都會超級完美,絕對都會照著計劃走,且絕絕對對不會發生任何混亂 。

    FROM THE HARES (Thank-you for organising the important info for me!) Weeping Pussy, Cum Stain, and Inexplicably Popular take us to run in Taipei suburb near Shilin area. Three hares will present three routes, Super-S, S, and L. The runs will cover Yangmingshan, Neihu, and Shilin districts with river tracing, giant stones, thick bamboo forest, rope climbing, slipper terrains, and epic views.

    三隻兔子第一次合作帶台灣健龍去台北近郊跑山,兔子們掛保證台灣健龍們沒跑過的新路線與新挑戰,巨石陣,攀繩溯溪,美麗竹林,眺望的美景,一定好玩刺激,兔子堅持當天要現撒麵粉,三隻兔子,三條路線,路線涵蓋陽明山,內湖,士林地區,讓大家跑的過癮,暢快喝啤酒。

    HARE: 主兔: Weeping Pussy 0926776166
    COHARE: 副兔: Cum Stain, Inexplicably Popular

    WHERE? Zhishan Park ( beginning of Zhishan RD, Sec. 1.)
    至善公園 (臺北市士林區至善路一段起點)
    GPS: https://goo.gl/VKsqxz (1) 大眾交通工具
    Public Transportation: https://goo.gl/AOt4kD
    【捷運劍潭捷運站 1號出口】,搭公車小15, 小15區, 小16, 小17,小18, 小19, 10分鐘到(泰北中學) 直走到雙溪公園對面集合地點。

    Take MRT to JianTan MRT station exit 1 and take bus S 15, S16, S17, S18, S19 and get off at TAI-BEI High School. Follow flour and walk straight 5 mins.

    (2) 【捷運士林捷運站2號出口】,步行前往福林路到至善公園集合點 約15分 https://goo.gl/8BwIbg or Get off at Shilin MRT exit 2 walk to Fulin Road to Zhishan Park.

    (3) Bash: 一極鮮-芝山捷運站 Seafood restaurant Zhishan exit 1

    (4) * LOST?? 迷路?? * Hare 兔子Jerry: 0926776166

    ********* Price *********

    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2390 - The 3 idiot runs
  • 3/28/2021-14:30
  • 3/28/2021-23:0
  • 芝山站
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/163261296_10224667605262086_1838226692247770708_n.jpg
  • I remember the first time I met Weeping Pussy, I had no idea who he was but he spared no time in letting me know about the obscene amount of trophies lining every available space in his house.

    我還記得我那第一次見到Weeping Pussy的摸門,那時我都還不知道他是哪位,但他就已經不遺餘力的拼命讓我知道他家堆了滿山遍谷的獎盃。

    The excess of accomplishment must weigh heavy on Weeping Pussy's shoulders. Or more to the point on his wife's patience as he has promised medals for the podium finishers of this weeks long run no doubt clearing up shelf space for his beleaguered and bored missus to place whatever it is people put up on shelves, cats or something.

    這些錦上添花的成就對Weeping Pussy來說大概已經有點沉重,或是他老婆的耐心也到了極限,所以這個星期他將頒發獎牌給那些站上凸台的人。這將為他那飽受困擾且覺得窮極無聊的太座清出不少空間,來擺放平常人會放上架子上的東西,貓啦或是任何物品

    This run is actually 3 AtoA runs apparently, covering Yanmingshan, Neihu and Shilin. I am supremely confident that everything will go perfectly as planned and there will be absolutely no fuck ups whatsoever.

    啊這次的run其實是超值的3個A to A 亂~ 涵蓋了陽明山,內湖跟士林。TM我超級有把握一切一定都會超級完美,絕對都會照著計劃走,且絕絕對對不會發生任何混亂 。

    FROM THE HARES (Thank-you for organising the important info for me!) Weeping Pussy, Cum Stain, and Inexplicably Popular take us to run in Taipei suburb near Shilin area. Three hares will present three routes, Super-S, S, and L. The runs will cover Yangmingshan, Neihu, and Shilin districts with river tracing, giant stones, thick bamboo forest, rope climbing, slipper terrains, and epic views.

    三隻兔子第一次合作帶台灣健龍去台北近郊跑山,兔子們掛保證台灣健龍們沒跑過的新路線與新挑戰,巨石陣,攀繩溯溪,美麗竹林,眺望的美景,一定好玩刺激,兔子堅持當天要現撒麵粉,三隻兔子,三條路線,路線涵蓋陽明山,內湖,士林地區,讓大家跑的過癮,暢快喝啤酒。

    HARE: 主兔: Weeping Pussy 0926776166
    COHARE: 副兔: Cum Stain, Inexplicably Popular

    WHERE? Zhishan Park ( beginning of Zhishan RD, Sec. 1.)
    至善公園 (臺北市士林區至善路一段起點)
    GPS: https://goo.gl/VKsqxz (1) 大眾交通工具
    Public Transportation: https://goo.gl/AOt4kD
    【捷運劍潭捷運站 1號出口】,搭公車小15, 小15區, 小16, 小17,小18, 小19, 10分鐘到(泰北中學) 直走到雙溪公園對面集合地點。

    Take MRT to JianTan MRT station exit 1 and take bus S 15, S16, S17, S18, S19 and get off at TAI-BEI High School. Follow flour and walk straight 5 mins.

    (2) 【捷運士林捷運站2號出口】,步行前往福林路到至善公園集合點 約15分 https://goo.gl/8BwIbg or Get off at Shilin MRT exit 2 walk to Fulin Road to Zhishan Park.

    (3) Bash: 一極鮮-芝山捷運站 Seafood restaurant Zhishan exit 1

    (4) * LOST?? 迷路?? * Hare 兔子Jerry: 0926776166

    ********* Price *********

    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********

    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********

    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2391 - The Harry's Heroes Run
  • 4/4/2021-14:0
  • 4/4/2021-18:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/harrysheros.jpg
  • *********
    WHAT?
    *********
    **BUS RUN**
    **GET ON THE BUS**
    ******蝦咪******
    **巴士亂**
    **給我坐上巴士**

    FROM THE HARES
    Between the 1st and 16th April 1945 the American Armed Forces liberated Thüringen, the home of our hares, from Nazi rule.To remember this day, our hares prepared an awesome trail in the Djungle including 2 Km of freshly cut virgin trailes, a beercheck and some increadible views.Join the hares for German Beer, German Sausage and German Humor.

    兔子們捎來的訊息1945年的4月1號到16號,美軍從納粹德國的手中解放了我們兔子的故鄉,圖林根。為了紀念這一天,兔子們在叢林裡準備了一條超讚的路徑,包括了2Km他們親手開疆闢林的處女路徑,beercheck跟一些絕美的風景。快來體驗兔子們給大家帶來的德國啤酒,德國香腸和德式幽默。

    FROM THE TM
    I have to say that sometimes appearances can be deceiving. Despite these two hares looking like perfect candidates for the role of an adult Augustus Gloop in some sort of twisted Disney remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, last year they hared one the most scintillating and surprising runs in an area that I was fully sure I knew every traversable path in. It was clear that they were naturals. This year they were one of the first haring groups I approached, and I demanded that they exceed last year's quality.

    TM想跟大家說的
    我真的不得不說,外表有時候真的會騙人。儘管這兩隻兔子看起超級適合在迪士尼那個奇怪版本的查理與巧克力工廠演成人版的 Augustus Gloop,但他們去年卻是在一個我覺得我都已經熟透了每一個路徑的地區,做出了令人驚艷又驚嘆的run。所以很自然的,他們是今年第一組我馬上就連絡的兔子,而且我要求他們一定要超過去年的水準。

    Every weekend since then they have been sending me pictures of reccies. This trail has been trimmed more than MeToo’s bush at an erection bash. Literally months in the making and curated to excess this trail promises to push the bar for run of the year to a new high. I am exceedingly excited to see what they have come up with this year and have no doubt that they can live up to the hype from last years offering.

    從那之後,每個周末他們都寄給我看他們去探路的照片。他們的路徑已經整理得比Me Too的”祕密花園”還要完善。真心不騙,經過了數月的醞釀跟精心策畫,這條路徑一定會將今年可以稱為好路的門檻推向一個新高。我超級興奮地想要看到他們今年到底會推出甚麼樣的東西,而且絕對相信他們不會辜負去年的成果。

    Make sure you join the TWH³ party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing and prepare your buttholes for some German Sausage, this ones gonna be lit….

    快排除萬難加入從忠孝復興開出的TWH³趴替巴士,然後讓你的屁屁準備好迎接這些德國香腸,他們將點燃...








    wait for it...
    等等...








    it's coming...
    來囉...








    …..like Dresden!
    ...像是德列斯敦!

    HARE: Hitler’s missing Testicle
    COHARE: Pissmeister

    *********
    WHERE
    *********

    *****哪兒******
    Near Fugui Station
    GPS: https://goo.gl/maps/hdj6xFTwP8DTZnSK9
    靠近富貴火車站

    *********
    HOW?
    *********
    Take the party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:00 Sharp
    Drivers can follow the google maps link above.

    *****怎去******
    搭上準時12點從忠孝復興開車的趴替巴士
    開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖連結

    ********* Price *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來
    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來
    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********

    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**

    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
    2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
    3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
    4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
    5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
    2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
    3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需
    4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。
    5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
    6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2392 - The Run up Chiang's Back Passage
  • 4/11/2021-14:30
  • 4/11/2021-18:30
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2392-back-passage.jpg
  • ********* WHAT? *********
    ******蝦咪******

    **FROM THE HARES**
    The information below is confirmed.
    1.My cohare is Philipp.
    2.We will make the run at 圓山.
    3.We will cut the trail on Friday, so I will provide the distance and elevation later (Don’t you just love organised hares)

    兔子們捎來的訊息 以下是有得到確認的資訊
    1.我的副兔是Philipp
    2.我們會在圓山做路
    3.星期五我們會去砍路,所以我到時才能給你距離跟爬升有多少 (你怎麼能不愛這麼有組織能力的兔子們勒)

    **FROM THE TM**
    Finally woke up from my bus run hangover. Ok… Event… run… post go. I’ve got this. This Sunday the GM of… a hash with a strange birthday cake fetishization culture will hare a run for our… hash. The run is in…and on Yuanshan. Find the A point in the park by Yuanshan station. I could probably theme it about the new tunnels that were opened in the hotel there… Chiang’s back passage or something. Yeah that’s a good name The Run up Chiang’s back
    passage, I will go with that. TM想跟大家說的 好的...我終於從上星期天的趴替巴士宿醉中清醒了。 好...我...得...來...po這星期的...活動... 我...可以的... 這個星期天...某個對生日蛋糕有奇怪戀物癖文化的hash的會長將幫...我們做路。啊...這個路會是在...圓山。A點會是在圓山站附近的公園。我大可以用那個圓山飯店這次開放的新隧道幫本次的run命名...老蔣的後方通道還是啥的。嘿啊,不覺得這名字很好嗎---”一路跑過老蔣的後方通道”,我覺得可以。

    The run promises cut trail on Yuanshan, like trails that were cut recently, not cut 50 years ago by KMT soldiers for the pleasure of Madam. New trails on Yuanshan… that’s pretty cool. Ok my interest has been piqued.

    這次的run保證是在圓山砍出來的路,是看起來就像最近才剛砍的路,而不是50年前國民黨士兵們為了討好夫人砍出來的那些路。在圓山上有新路...那很酷也!! 好吧,我被撩起來了。

    We will bash at Maji Square where the beers flow crafty and the food comes in literally any nationality you like… It should serve as a good recovery run from the madness of last weeks party bus! BTW this guy has one of the most boring hash names I’ve ever heard… Come fix it! Bash

    會在Maji廣場,那裏有不停歇的啤酒,還有各式各樣的食物隨你自己喜歡選擇。 經過了上星期瘋狂的趴替巴士,你可以從這周的跑得到很好的恢復。 啊對了,兔子這傢伙有我聽過最無聊的兔名,快來參加,一起改造他!!

    ********* WHERE *********
    *****哪兒******

    Near Yuanshan MRT Station
    靠近圓山捷運站 https://goo.gl/maps/tuN2B3rXxex3sDd6A

    ********* HOW? *********
    Take the MRT to Yuanshan Station
    搭捷運到圓山站

    Unicycle tour departs from Sandiaoling at 8am
    跟著TM早上8點從三貂嶺站騎單輪車(他說他是認真的!)

    Or walk follow the flour from Yuanshan MRT exit 2
    或者,從圓山MRT2號出口步行

    ********* Price *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2393 - The Walrus and the Carpenter Run
  • 4/18/2021-14:30
  • 4/18/2021-18:30
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2walrus-run-2393-v02.png
  • ********* WHAT? *********
    ******蝦咪******

    'O Hashers, come and run with us!
    Dr Vagina Face and Juicy Kiwi did beseech,
    A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
    Along the river reach.'
    O Hashers,快點來跟我們一起跑步!
    Dr Vagina Face 和Juicy Kiwi 殷殷懇求你~
    順著小河,快樂的散步,
    快樂的聊天~

    In a break from their usual running around in the dark on Friday nights, our hares invite you to come follow their siren call, and the flour, see where it gets you this Sunday.
    這個星期天,兔子們想要稍微跳脫他們平常黑嘛嘛的星期五夜跑,他們邀請大家一起來跟著他們的警報聲和麵粉,看你最後會到達哪裡。

    Dr Vagina Face and current TyMH3 GM, Juicy Kiwi promise an A to A trail of 8 km starting at Yingge Sports Center. This trail will truly get you juicy, it boasts beautiful views back down over Taipei, cut trail, trees, rocks, bamboo, and an opportunity for no less than 5 bathroom breaks. Yep, count’em!
    Dr Vagina Face和目前的桃園捷運兔GM: Juicy Kiwi 將帶來一個從鶯歌運動中心起跑的A to A 8 公里的路 。這條路跑將名副其實的多汁,有可以看得到台北的美麗景色,砍好的路徑,樹林,石頭,竹林,還有機會有不少於5個的洗手間休息。是低~你可以數數看!

    These two old sea dogs have been traipsing around the finest scenery and the best bash spots in Taiwan for many years. So, they both know a thing or two about clammy oysters. One of them has even ended up with one on his hash name.
    多年以來,這兩個老司機一直在台灣最好的風景跟最棒的bash 餐廳間遊蕩。所以他們都很了解牡蠣,有一個甚至把牡蠣放在他的兔名的最後。

    He tells me the bash will be a gourmet one, especially if you’re a seafood lover - all you can eat grilled oysters. Any pearls belong to the hare.
    他跟我說這次的bash會超級好吃,尤其假如你愛吃海鮮----烤牡蠣隨你吃到飽,啊不過找到任何珍珠都要歸兔子。

    Disclaimer - All involvement with oysters is voluntary, chicken, pork and other shit food based innuendos will also be available.
    免責申明--所有跟牡蠣有關的行為都是自願的,也會提供雞肉豬肉還有其他亂七八糟的食物。

    'O hashers,' said the hares, You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?'
    But answer came there none —
    And this was scarcely odd, because...'
    They'd all got the shits after eating too many oysters.

    O Hashers,兔子們說著,
    你們都有愉快的跑步了!
    要不要我們再小跑步回家勒?
    但是都沒有回應, 其實也不奇怪啦,
    因為... 大家都吃了太多的牡蠣,都在跑廁所中。

    ********* WHERE *********
    *****哪兒******
    Yingge Sports Center
    鶯歌運動中心 https://goo.gl/maps/2rWxV7oy1DxBiYnH8

    ********* HOW? *********
    Take the train to Yingge train station (only 30 mins), follow the flour.
    搭火車到鶯歌(只要30分鐘!),跟著麵粉走

    ********* Price *********
    Men $250
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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  • #2394 - The Joint Run
  • 4/25/2021-0:0
  • 4/25/2021-0:0
  • http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/AIR-joint-run.jpg
  • *********
    WHAT?
    *********
    ******蝦咪******
    **FROM THE HARES**
    This month's run is coming in hot and it's going to be a beautiful 12k run in Xiangshan home of our beloved GM Dick Sandwich. He is going to make sure that everyone who makes the trip for AIR gets treated to at least one good run over the course of the weekend. You'll have plenty of trial time to sweat about all the mistakes you probably made the night before.
    For those of you not attending AIR, don't worry, it's not obligatory for you to attend AIR to attend this run. We've decided to join up with our Taiwan Hash brothers from Taipei and run on a Sunday together.
    Take the TSR to Xiangshan Station and the run start is an easy 1k walk from the station.This trail promises lots of rolling hills and a ghoulishly fun beer check. You won't want to miss it.

    **From the TM**
    It comes but once a year but still somehow seemingly all too often.
    Yes that's right its that time of year again. Roll up roll up the freaks are on parade.
    Its the H4XTwH³ joint run. This year coming right off the back of the AIR run it promises to be a hungover affair.
    Hared by none other than the illustrious GM himself, the Gem of the south, the belle of the ball (sack), Dick Sandwich and cohared by recent victim of a dramatized re-enactment of racially motivated police execution; "It doesn't matter"The run has been described by Dick sandwich as... the best run happening on that particular Sunday in that particular line of longitude, promising stuff...
    Let's be honest Taiwan Hash we aren't going for the run. We just want to see what utter stupidity our gene-pool diversity challenged cousins can come up with to top last year.Its rather inconveniently located near a train station literally tens of kilometres away from (cultured) civilisation for those of you (un)fortunate enough to have skipped the AIR run.

    RUN INFO
    **When****何時**
    SUNDAY, April 25th, 2021
    Hares off at 2PM 兔子2 起跑
    Hare: Dick Sandwich
    Co-Hare: It Doesn't Matter
    A-A Run
    Distance: 12km
    Schedule for Sunday (4/25)
    13H30: Meet at run start:
    https://goo.gl/maps/EpYWoSQfhANgEkMv8
    14H00: Hares off
    17H00: Down-downs
    17h00: Bash
    Cost for the run, beer, drinks, and snacks:
    300 NT$ for guys
    200 NT$ for girls
    *********
    WHERE
    *********
    *****哪兒******
    near Xiangshan Train station (IN HSINCHU)
    https://goo.gl/maps/gGUjoR2PDR1iG28y8
    *********
    HOW?
    *********
    Take the Fuxing shuttle train departing at 10:21 from Taipei main station on Sunday
    or
    Google maps it you cunts, what you want me to wipe your arse for you aswell?
    or
    Hold a broom between your legs tightly and quidditch your way to Hsinchu in style. You're a wizard Harry!
    or
    If you are following the AIR run weekend itinerary wake up from your Airbnb, throw up and get on the bus.

    ********* Price *********
    Men $300
    Women $200

    ********* COVID *********
    Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
    請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

    If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
    如果你擔心病毒問題,請你待在家裡不要來

    If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
    如果你是高風險族群,請你待在家裡不要來

    This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
    這攸關你的安全及健康,請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

    ********* Dick Check *********
    Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

    **給全部跑友的提醒**
    我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心,但請注意,就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生,不論你的性別或性向是如何,我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住,我們來TwH3開心的,請大家三思而後行!

    ********* Disclaimer *********
    1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

    1- 第一次來參加的兔友們,請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘,也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話,就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們,請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們,帶著你的手機一起跑,以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動,這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等,參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友,我們如果發現你沒回到終點,我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前,請確保你來之前吃些東西,避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動,喝酒不開車,開車不喝酒
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