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********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** ‘O Hashers, come and run with us! Dr Vagina Face and Juicy Kiwi did beseech, A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, Along the river reach.’ O Hashers，快點來跟我們一起跑步! Dr Vagina Face 和Juicy Kiwi 殷殷懇求你~ 順著小河，快樂的散步，快樂的聊天~ In a break from their usual running around in the dark on Friday nights, our hares invite you to come follow their siren call, and the flour, see where it gets you this Sunday. 這個星期天，兔子們想要稍微跳脫他們平常黑嘛嘛的星期五夜跑，他們邀請大家一起來跟著他們的警報聲和麵粉，看你最後會到達哪裡。 Dr Vagina Face and current TyMH3 GM, Juicy Kiwi promise an A to A trail of 8 km starting at Yingge Sports Center. This trail will truly get you juicy, it boasts beautiful views back down over Taipei, cut trail, trees, rocks, bamboo, and an opportunity for no less than 5 bathroom breaks. Yep, count’em! Dr Vagina Face和目前的桃園捷運兔GM: Juicy Kiwi 將帶來一個從鶯歌運動中心起跑的A to A 8 公里的路 。這條路跑將名副其實的多汁，有可以看得到台北的美麗景色，砍好的路徑，樹林，石頭，竹林，還有機會有不少於5個的洗手間休息。是低~你可以數數看! These two old sea dogs have been traipsing around the finest scenery and the best bash spots in Taiwan for many years. So, they both know a thing or two about clammy oysters. One of them has even ended up with one on his hash name. 多年以來，這兩個老司機一直在台灣最好的風景跟最棒的bash 餐廳間遊蕩。所以他們都很了解牡蠣，有一個甚至把牡蠣放在他的兔名的最後。 He tells me the bash will be a gourmet one, especially if you’re a seafood lover – all you can eat grilled oysters. Any pearls belong to the hare. 他跟我說這次的bash會超級好吃，尤其假如你愛吃海鮮—-烤牡蠣隨你吃到飽，啊不過找到任何珍珠都要歸兔子。 Disclaimer – All involvement with oysters is voluntary, chicken, pork and other shit food based innuendos will also be available. 免責申明–所有跟牡蠣有關的行為都是自願的，也會提供雞肉豬肉還有其他亂七八糟的食物。 ‘O hashers,’ said the hares, You’ve had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?’ But answer came there none — And this was scarcely odd, because…’ They’d all got the shits after eating too many oysters. O Hashers，兔子們說著， 你們都有愉快的跑步了! 要不要我們再小跑步回家勒? 但是都沒有回應， 其實也不奇怪啦，因為… 大家都吃了太多的牡蠣，都在跑廁所中。 ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Yingge Sports Center 鶯歌運動中心 https://goo.gl/maps/2rWxV7oy1DxBiYnH8 ********* HOW? ********* Take the train to Yingge train station (only 30 mins), follow the flour. 搭火車到鶯歌(只要30分鐘!)，跟著麵粉走********* Price ********* Men $250 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

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April 18, 2021 (2:30 pm) – April 18, 2021 (6:30 pm)