#2552 – Event Coming Soon
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May 5, 2024 (2:00 pm) – May 5, 2024 (6:00 pm)
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May 5, 2024 (2:00 pm) – May 5, 2024 (6:00 pm)
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April 28, 2024 (2:00 pm) – April 28, 2024 (6:00 pm)
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April 21, 2024 (2:00 pm) – April 21, 2024 (6:00 pm)
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April 14, 2024 (2:00 pm) – April 14, 2024 (6:00 pm)
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April 7, 2024 (2:00 pm) – April 7, 2024 (6:00 pm)
Shall I Pay was in his garage in Taoyuan, wiping down his new car for the fifth time that week. Suddenly he heard what sounded like an ambulance, but he knew better. “Oh no,” he groaned. Who should appear but OEOE, shouting out siren noises and with a rotating, red, emergency light on his head. “OEOEOEOE… please state the nature of the medical emergency.” “Go away,” said Shall I Pay, “can’t you see I’m busy? Do you know what happens if you don’t immediately wash hasher vomit off of a new car?” OEOE examined the vehicle. “You missed a spot,” he said, pointing at some white globs on the catalytic converter. “That’s not… Damn it, Toasted Taint!” cursed Shall I Pay, grabbing his scraper. Shall I Pay 正在他桃園的車庫裏,這週第五次擦拭他的新車,遠方突然傳來什麼像救護車…但他知道聽起來更好的聲音。「喔不!」他哀嚎道,除了OEOE,誰會在這種時候出現呢? OEOE 頭戴著一個旋轉著紅光的警示燈,以鳴笛聲登場:「OEOEOEOE… 請說明目前的緊急醫療情形?」 Shall I Pay 說:「走開,你沒看到我在忙嗎?你知道不馬上清理新車內的嘔吐物,會發生什麼事嗎?」 OEOE 探頭檢查車子,並用手指著觸媒轉換器上的白色濃稠物:「你漏掉一個地方了。」 「那不是…該死的Toasted Taint!」Shall I Pay 邊咒罵邊用刮刀清除。 “I’m actually here on a mission,” said OEOE, remembering he was there on a mission. “Would you hare next week’s run with me?” “Does it come with a free bash?” asked Shall I Pay. “No, we’ve been over this,” said OEOE, “but hares get something money can’t buy: exposure! By which I mean, you will be asked to expose yourself and at least take your shirt off at some point during down-downs.” “Okay,” said Shall I Pay, “but on one condition: we must not tell the scribe any useful details about the run location until super late, to make writing the story promoting this run more difficult.” What? Hey!! Fine, just for that, I’m turning this into a Japanese hentai. “Oh, Shall I Pay-kun! Shinaide kudasai, I’m so sensitive there! OEOEOE…” 突然想起為何而來的OEOE表示:「其實我來,是為了下週的跑步亂。你願意和我一起擔任兔子嗎?」 Shall I Pay 問:「有免費的狂歡bash嗎?」 OEOE回答:「沒有,這話題我們已經討論過了。但是兔子可以得到有錢也買不到的亮相機會,你可以在噹噹的時候脱光,我是指曝光!好吧,至少可以脫掉你的上衣。」 Shall I Pay 一口就答應:「好耶!」 OEOE 補充說:「但有一個條件,我們不能告訴幹部們關於路線的細節和地點,很晚很晚再給,讓小編難以編撰。」 Shall I Pay:「什麼?嘿!好!我要把它變成日本愛情動作片。」 「噢!Shall I Pay君!雅咩爹~我那邊很敏感,OEOEOE…」 [Translator note:しないでください] [小編:別擔心,什麼都不知道我們也能瞎掰。] ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: OEOE Cohare 副兔: Shall I Pay ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 7km 250m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 31, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Kangning Park 康寧公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WhZ8VxBHvj513mMGA ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT/Bus *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 2018搞食堂 0226315679 https://maps.app.goo.gl/iRVVWGX2AWAF85fHA
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2547 Inquiry
March 31, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 31, 2024 (6:00 pm)
Kangning Park 康寧公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WhZ8VxBHvj513mMGA
What does it take to make Cums Once a Year show up to a hash run? A certain star alignment? An offer for unrestricted use of any of the GM’s orifices for 30 minutes? The run starting and ending by his house in Xindian? Whatever arcane ritual or Faustian bargain it took, 2nd Man In did it, and even convinced him to hare! That happens even less than once a year! What powerful, Mexican magic our trailmaster wields! 是什麼風把 Cums Once a Year 吹來跑步亂的,如恆星週期般的運行?不受限制地使用、任君挑選 GMs 的洞洞30分鐘?還是起跑點就在他新店區公所的家門外? 無論答案是什麼浮士德的交易、神秘的召喚術或是阿嬤的討價還價,反正路線組組長 2nd Man In 做到了,彷彿墨西哥魔術師的揮舞,打破 Cums Once a Year 一年只來一次的慣例,甚至還一口答應擔任兔子。 But at what cost? Foul omens have been seen. Jupiter is in retrograde. The hare cut his hand on some shiggy. XiaoJiJi is lactating blood. Then the original co-hare, Fucking Short Guy, mysteriously dropped out. When was the last time he came? At his age is he even capable of coming? And just how short is he? Do we really need more short people in the hash? It’s bad enough to have Tiny Balls scurrying underfoot all the time like a horny chihuahua. 但代價是什麼?糟糕的鳥事開始出現,木星正在逆行。兔子在探路時割傷了手,XiaoJiJi 哺乳期出血,然後副兔 Fucking Short Guy 莫名的退出。他上次出現是什麼時候?他這樣的年紀,還能來嗎?他到底有多矮?我們真的需要更多的哈比人嗎? 我們已經有 Tiny Balls 如亢奮的吉娃娃在腳邊亂竄,已經夠鬧心了。 Luckily, the GMs have some demonic deals of their own to cash in, and summoned the next shortest guy in the hash, Shitty Shrinkage. He owes the hash a favor, and must make good on his debt. Don’t worry, he’s just as short and Canadian as his predecessor, and he’s an experienced hare; just avoid bright light, don’t get him wet, and don’t feed him after midnight. What could possibly go wrong? 幸運的是,GMs 總是有一些惡魔的交易可以兌現,並召喚了不矮於 Fucking Short Guy 的人,Shitty Shrinking 這週日將獻身擔任副兔,肉債肉還。 別擔心,他和登出的前副兔一樣都是加拿大的小精靈,而且是個經驗豐富的兔子。只要避開明亮的光線、不要讓他淋溼,午夜後不要喂食,能有什麼亂子? ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cums Once a Year Cohare 副兔: Shitty Shrinkage ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A L 9km 430m / S 4.5km *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 24, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Magong Friendship Sports Park 馬公友誼運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nN27ex6d3kwz4yP17 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT / Bash – walk *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Xin Yuan Xin Restaurant 0286650688 https://maps.app.goo.gl/FgQWzqk7m4A5TYSd9
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2546 Inquiry
March 24, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 24, 2024 (6:00 pm)
Magong Friendship Sports Park 馬公友誼運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nN27ex6d3kwz4yP17
“Why are we doing this, again,” wheezed Tiny Balls? “Because I promised the Committee that I would find a real leprechaun to hare the St. Patrick’s Day run, and we are sure to find one at the end of the rainbow,” said XiaoJiJi. “Gay…” said Tiny Balls, but as they followed the rainbow into the heart of Ximending, they found Big John in a green dress sitting by a pot of 50NTD coins. “Well, shove a potato up me arse and call me an air fryer,” said Big John, “It’s another Irishman! Haigh laddies, what’s the craic?”* “What the hell is he saying?” asked Tiny Balls. “He thinks you are a leprechaun,” said XiaoJiji. “What? Why?” asked Tiny Balls. “Because you are short. And ginger. And drunk,” explained XiaoJiJi, who then turned to Big John: “Greetings, creature! We are the great GMs of Taiwan Hash, and we have traveled to the end of the rainbow to demand you hare our St. Patrick’s Day run!” “Stall the ball there, gobshite,” replied Big John in his indecipherable slang, “ye have serious notions, innit? But I’m cream crackered and my runners are banjaxed.”** “Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese,” said Tiny Balls. 「又來了,爲什麼我們要再做一次?」喘呼呼的小蛋蛋問。 「因爲我答應台灣健龍委員會,我會找到一個真正的愛爾蘭妖精來當聖派翠克節(愛爾蘭的 St. Patrick’s Day)的兔子,而且我們肯定會在彩虹的盡頭找到一個。」小雞雞回答道。 「有夠gay的…」小蛋蛋抱怨地說,當他們沿着彩虹進入西門町的核心時,他們發現穿着綠色洋裝的 Big John 坐在一個裏面裝滿50元硬幣的罐子旁邊。 「來吧,把一顆馬鈴薯塞進我屁股裡,叫我氣炸鍋。」Big John 說著:「唷!這是另一個愛爾蘭人~小傢伙們,有什麼好玩的嗎?」 「瘋了嗎?他到底在說什麼?」小蛋蛋問。 「他以爲你也是個愛爾蘭妖精。」小雞雞說。 「啥?爲什麼?」小蛋蛋問。 「誰叫你這麼矮,又有紅頭髮,還喝很ㄎ一尢。」 小雞雞解釋完,然後轉向 Big John:「你好,神秘的生物!我們是 Taiwan Hash 的王牌搭檔 GMs,我們走到彩虹的盡頭,想邀請你擔任我們的聖派翠克節的兔子!」 「把蛋蛋擺在那裏,蠢貨!」Big John 用他難以辨認的謾罵回應。 「你有很有意思的想法,不是嗎?我累壞了,而且我的跑者們都醉得一塌糊塗。」「真抱歉,我不會講廣東話。」小蛋蛋說。 “I’ll be your GM,” said Big John, switching to Protestant English, “if you can answer me these riddles three. One: What’s the first thing up at the top of the mornin’?” The GM’s pondered the riddle. “A rooster,” said Tiny Balls. “No, a cock,” said Big John. “That’s what I said,” complained Tiny Balls! “Riddle Two: what’s white, sticky, and is better to spit than swallow,” asked Big John? “Toothpaste,” said XiaoJiJi, innocently. “No, my cock,” said Big John. “Why would your cock be sticky,” asked Tiny Balls? “Last riddle,” said Big John, “what is hard, sometimes drips, and feels good when you blow it?” XiaoJiJi was about to say “a nose” before Tiny Balls slapped him. “Your cock,” said the diminutive GM. “Aye, grand! You win! Okay, I’ll hare your run,” said Big John. “Hooray, I knew I could get a real leprechaun to be our hare” celebrated XiaoJiJi. “What the bejaysus? I’m not a leprechaun, ye half eejit ye,” exclaimed Big John, “the leprechaun is over there.” The GM’s looked at where he was pointing and saw a Taiwanese gentleman in a green dress. “Hello,” said Ding Bu Dong, “I am a leprechaun. I’ll be your co-hare.” “Hooray,” said XiaoJi, and they all riverdanced a jig all the way home. 「我將成爲你的新任GM!」切換成新教英語的 Big John 說:「如果你能解出我的三道謎題,第一題,什麼東西會最先在一早翹起來?」 王牌搭檔 GMs 琢磨著謎題… 「公雞?」小蛋蛋答道。 「錯!是雞雞。」Big John 駁應。 「我們說的是同一件事吧!」小蛋蛋抱怨著。 「第二題:什麼東西是白色、黏糊糊的,吐出來比吞嚥好。」Big John 問。 「 牙膏。」天真的小雞雞回答。 「錯,是我的雞雞。」Big John 再次駁應。 「為什麼你的雞雞是黏糊糊的?」小蛋蛋質問。 「最後一題:什麼是硬邦邦,有時候會滴水,吹起來很舒服?」Big John 問。 小雞雞正準備說:「鼻子。」就被小蛋蛋扇了一巴掌,並搶答:「你的雞雞。」 「耶!讚喔!你答對了,好吧~我會當你的兔子。」Big John 說。 「萬歲!我就知道我可以得到一個真正的妖精做我們的兔子。」小雞雞歡呼道。 「什麼!我不是妖精,你們傻了嗎?」Big John 驚呼道:「妖精在那邊。」 GM們望向 Big Joh 指的方向,看到一個穿著綠洋裝的臺灣紳士。 「你好!我是愛爾蘭妖精,我將擔任你們的副兔。」Ding bu dong說。 「 萬歲!」小雞雞再次歡呼,然後他們跳著愛爾蘭踢踏舞一路回家。 * “Hello, gentlemen. How are you?” ** “Slow down, fool. You are overly prideful, but I am tired and my shoes are damaged.” 「哈囉,紳士們,你們好嗎?」 「慢點呀,傻瓜!你太驕傲了。我累了,而且我的鞋子壞了。」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Big John Cohare 副兔: Ding Bu Dong ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線:A to B Less than 8 km + Elevation: 78 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 17, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A Point: Taipei City Hakka Cultural Park 臺北市客家文化主題公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/rgT2Xi8bELNtUTgU7 B Point: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TeSU6sSwiTQKushG9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Public transportation to the run start MRT SECTION (Runners will run underground from Beimen to Taipei Main Station and take train to Sun Yat Sen) Green Dresses Run – This run takes us through all of the busiest places of Taipei City so please dress as ridiculously as possible to maximize potential mortification. *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* REV-NOW 0983167597 https://maps.app.goo.gl/T5F1L1o24CE4Lchy9
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2545 Inquiry
March 17, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 17, 2024 (6:00 pm)
A Point: Taipei City Hakka Cultural Park 臺北市客家文化主題公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/rgT2Xi8bELNtUTgU7 B Point: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TeSU6sSwiTQKushG9
Green Dress Run
On the side of the road somewhere between Taipei Main and Shimen Reservoir, FIAT was once again bent over the open hood of her Ducato Minivan, struggling with the engine and ignoring the catcalls from passing truck drivers. “Merda di merda! This stupid-a machine. Toasted Taint, get-a your dick out of the exhaust pipe and come make-a yourself useful.” Toasted Taint appeared, pulling up his shorts and holding some unlabeled bottles. “Honey, why did you pack your cooking stuff with my sunbathing stuff? I can’t tell if this is tanning oil or olive oil.” “Later, hold this-a wrench for me,” FIAT replied. 在臺北通往石門水庫的某一處路邊,FIAT 再次打開她的小型露營車的車蓋,彎腰應付故障的引擎,無視經過的卡車司機們的口哨聲。「真是糟透了!這台爛車,Toasted Taint,把你的老二從排氣管抽出來,當個男人過來幫忙!」 Toasted Taint 邊穿上他的短褲邊走來,手裏拿著幾瓶沒有標籤的瓶子。「 親愛的,你爲什麼把我的日光浴用品跟廚具打包在一起?這樣我會分不清楚這是助曬油還是橄欖油。」 FIAT回應道:「等一下再說,先幫我拿扳手。」 “So, about this run of ours…” asked FIAT. “Cosa nostra?” Toasted Taint asked, practicing his Italian. “CORSA nostra,” corrected FIAT, looking around nervously, “and must it be a bus run?” “Absolutely,” said Toasted Taint, “and it’s totally worth it. My standards for my runs are high. Gorgeous scenery along the ridge of the reservoir, amazing views, and long, runnable trails. Who knows, maybe this will be the run we actually get caught?” Both looked at each other briefly, then burst into race-ist laughter. “Can you convince the GMs to arrange a bus,” asked Taint? “Don’t worry, I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse,” FIAT said, winking seductively. “Can you get Praying for Man Tits to write the event post early to get-a more people excited for this-a run,” she asked? “Don’t worry, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse,” Toasted Taint said, winking seductively. 「所以,關於我們這次的亂…」FIAT提起。 「Cosa nostra?」Toasted Taint 練習他的意大利語。 「是CORSA nostra!你說成黑手黨了。」 FIAT糾正他,然後緊張地環顧四周,問:「一定要巴士特跑嗎 ? 」 Toasted Taint 說:「當然!這完全是值得的。我對做路的標準很高。沿着水庫邊的山脊有壯麗的景色,令人驚歎的視野,綿延的小徑,而且可跑性高。」 「誰知道呢,也許這次真的會有人追到我們。」 兩人互看對方,然後爆發出速度跑者的譏笑聲。 Taint 問:「你能說服GM們安排一輛巴士嗎?」 「別擔心,我會給他們一個無法拒絕的提議。」FIAT 回答,誘人的眨眨眼。 「你能讓 Praying for Man Tits 早點寫活動文案嗎?讓大家先期待期待安排一下時間。」她問道。 「 別擔心,我會給他一個他不能拒絕的提議。」Toasted Taint 說,誘人的眨眨眼。 “Speaking of teabagging, I have to take care of a sunburn in a sensitive area. I think this bottle is aloe vera…” he said, and left behind the van. FIAT had by then fixed the engine and started to prepare her pre-run snack of five kilos of pasta. “Hey, wait a minute. This isn’t my chili oil, it’s…” Her thoughts were interrupted by a toe-curling scream, followed by a distressed and undressed Toasted Taint rushing over with some serious inflammation and the bottle of what apparently wasn’t aloe vera. FIAT surveyed the damage and laughed: “Mamma mia, that’s a SPICY meatball!” 「說到吊茶包,我必須護理一處敏感地方的曬傷。 我想這瓶是蘆薈…」他說著,然後走到露營車的後面。FIAT 這時已經修復了引擎,並開始準備她跑步前的小點心 ,五公斤的意大利麵。 「欸!等一下,這不是我的辣椒油,這瓶是 …」 還沒講完就被個淒厲尖叫聲打斷了思緒,接著沒有穿衣服的 Toasted Taint 表情痛苦、帶些嚴重的發炎和顯然不是蘆薈的瓶子衝過來。FIAT 查看了損傷情況,大笑:「媽媽咪呀,那是顆辣肉丸!」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Toasted Taint Cohare 副兔: FIAT ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* BUS RUN!! A:B run / 路線:A to B L: 7.5km + 450m Elevation S: 6km + 350m Elevation *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 10, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A Point: 崑崙仙山太極殿 https://maps.app.goo.gl/CQrGdSXVCrb6xor3A Drivers: The distance between A and B is nearly 6km and the road is not suitable for walking. You will need to Uber/taxi pool back to the A point. 駕駛:A、B兩地距離近6公里,路段不適合步行。 您需要搭乘 Uber/計程車返回 A 點 ******HOW? / 怎去******* This is a bus run! Please confirm your presence by answering “BUS ‘YOUR HASH NAME’ ” in the comments below. Or click on “Book Now” button and send email to confirm your seat. 這次是巴士亂!!! 請在活動底下留言”巴士「你的兔名」” DO NOT BE LATE! You will owe 1 case of beer for every minute you are late after 12:00PM 不要遲到!中午 12:00 後每遲到一分鐘,您將欠 1 箱啤酒 SCHEDULE 11:45AM – Meet at Taipei Main Station East 3 / 上車點:臺北車站東三門集合 12:00PM – Start off / 發車往A 13:30PM – Arrival at A https://maps.app.goo.gl/XLQfWeHhdMdxHzvp6 14:00PM – Hares Off ————— 17:30PM – Leave for Bash 18:00PM – Bash 20:30PM- Depart bash and back in Taipei by 21:30PM *******PRICE******* $950 includes run, bus, and bash *******BASH / 晚餐******* 炒翻天 033908000 https://maps.app.goo.gl/eCQZ1fW4zcvtkvty7
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2544 Inquiry
March 10, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 10, 2024 (6:00 pm)
A Point: 崑崙仙山太極殿 https://maps.app.goo.gl/CQrGdSXVCrb6xor3A Drivers: The distance between A and B is nearly 6km and the road is not suitable for walking. You will need to Uber/taxi pool back to the A point. 駕駛:A、B兩地距離近6公里,路段不適合步行。 您需要搭乘 Uber/計程車返回 A 點
“Enter,” said a voice behind the door. Maple Semen and Just LuLuMe pushed the heavy wooden door and entered the tribunal chamber / sex dungeon of the TwH3 Committee, formerly Redpoint Taproom. “You wanted to see us?” asked Maple Semen, wiping his sap-covered hands on his denim suit. “Yes,” said 2nd Man In, “we are having problems with your proposals for the Double Three Run. Like this one, on Shiding Street? There’s too many stairs.” “Stairs, stairs…” said LuLuMe, creepily. “What’s wrong with stairs?” asked Maple Semen. “Everything is wrong with stairs!” said Supercalifragilisticexpialidome. “We can’t have hashers go all the way to Shiding and face a kilometer of stairs. What will the retards at Hsinchu hash say?” 「進來吧!」聲音從門後響起。 Maple Semen 和Just LuLuMe 推開沉重的木門,進入了台灣健龍委員會的特別法庭/性地牢,前身爲Redpoint Taproom。 「你想見我們?」Maple Semen問,在他的牛仔服上擦拭他沾滿汁液的手。 「 是的。」2nd Man In 回答:「我們對你們提出的雙三跑計畫有疑慮。就像這個,在石碇老街嗎?階梯太多了!」 「階梯,階梯…」LuLuMe怯生生地說。 「階梯怎麼了?」Maple Semen問。 「只要是階梯,一切都有問題!」Supercalifragilisticexpialidome說。 「我們不能讓捷兔們大老遠跑來石碇,跑他媽一公里的上坡樓梯。新竹hash的那堆智障會怎麼說我們?」 “Your trails all have the same problem,” said Toasted Taint, “Dakeng, Yangmingshan… Elephant Mountain?” LuLuMe giggled, “Stairs, heh heh, Staaaiiirs.” “Not acceptable,” said BBC, “and what about this one, the one in Xinyi? Why is it 0km distance, 1km elevation?” “Oh, that’s the Taipei 101,” said Maple Semen, “500 meters up the stairs one way, 500 meters down the other.” “Stairs, STAIRS! Hee hee, so many pretty stairs, hee hee,” laughed a crazed LuLuMe, jumping up and down and touching herself. Toasted Taint 發言:「你的路線都有同樣的問題,大坑、陽明山…還有象山?」 LuLuMe 咯咯地笑:「都是階梯,呵呵!階~梯。」 BBC說:「無法接受!還有這是什麼,信義區的這條路線,為什麼海拔1公里,距離只有0公里?」 Maple Semen回答:「噢!那是臺北101,直上500加直下500。 」 「階梯~階梯!嘿嘿,好多美妙的階梯,嘿嘿。」LuLuMe 瘋狂地笑,摸著自己,跳來跳去。 “I have a solution,” said 2nd Man In, “which is still in Shiding, but a little south, skipping the stairs and cutting through farmland instead. Hashers love farms.” “Farms, FARMS” said XiaoJiJi, “so many animals cocks!” “All in favor?” asked Tiny Balls. All present raised their hands yes. “Then it’s settled, but I’m curious, LuLuMe: why do you like stairs so much?” LuLuMe stopped vibrating and replied: “In Taiwan, people go down stairs. But in Taiwan Hash, stairs go down on you!” 「我有一個解決辦法。還是石碇亂,但靠南方些,省略掉那些階梯,直接從農地切。捷兔們喜歡!」2nd Man In 提議。 小雞雞開心道:「農場~農場!會有很多動物的雞雞!」 小蛋蛋問:「大家都贊成嗎?」所有在場的人都舉起了手,一致通過。「那麽這件事情就解決了!但我很好奇,為什麼LuLuMe 妳那麼喜歡階梯?」 LuLuMe 停止擺動,回答說:「對於一般人,上下階梯只是腿部運動,但跑台灣健龍,階梯還可以輔助你訓練口腔肌群。」 Important info from the hares: Not Pet Friendly Bring cash for drinks half way down the mountain and Maqaw Sausage stop “Long” closes at 15:45. Bring gloves (optional). The long has a bit of rope grabbing and climbing in steep terrain, not recommended for the weaklings Super fun trail, under 200m elevation of stairs ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Maple Semen Cohare 副兔: Just LuLuMe ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A S: 6.2km + Elevation 430m L: 9km + Elevation 736m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 3, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Down the road from Shiding Old Street https://maps.app.goo.gl/9ejn6W2tg4sMgZmd8?g_st=ic ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the 666 bus from Muzha MRT (brown line) to Shiding Old Street OR Take the 679 bus from Nangang Exhibition Center MRT (blue line) and transfer to bus 666 at Shenkeng Elementary School. Get off at Shiding Old Street *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 驛站小吃 0226631652 https://maps.app.goo.gl/dSjkpVksHggm1zwr9
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March 3, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 3, 2024 (6:00 pm)
Down the road from Shiding Old Street https://maps.app.goo.gl/9ejn6W2tg4sMgZmd8?g_st=ic
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