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October 28, 2021

#2421 – Day of the Dead – The Halloween Zombie Run

#2421 - Day of the Dead - The Halloween Zombie Run

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OLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* 蝦咪? Halloween has arrived hand in hand with the Gay Pride Parade, and against all the prognostics, we will have a Halloween Zombie Run to celebrate right in the hearth of Taipei. Our former GM, Cunt of the Litter and his Zombie Crew, will offer us a 7Km A to B City Run starting at Xiangshan Park in Xinyi Area. Zombies will be located throughout the run and will be using Red Food Dye to infect the runners (as if COVID wasn’t enough). If you are still feeling zombified by the Pandemic and the Level 3 restrictions, you are in luck. Wear an old white T-shirt and show up to participate. It will be very fun. On On!!! 又是一年一度的萬聖節啦~我們將不顧一切的在台北市中心舉辦殭屍追逐跑來慶祝萬聖節~ 我們的前GM Cunt of the Litter 和他的殭屍大軍將為我們提供一個從信義區象山公園開始的 7 公里的 A to B city run。 殭屍大軍們將會現身在整個跑步當中，然後會使用紅色染劑(食用)來感染參加者（好像嫌我們躲 COVID 還不夠）。 如果你仍然覺得被疫情跟之前的3 級限制搞到快要起肖，那你要走運了。 穿上你的舊白T ，然後星期天來參加吧~~ 絕對會很好玩的!!! 真心不騙~ On On！！！ *******HARES******* Hare: Cunt of the Litter CoHares: Zombie Crew 殭屍大軍 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, October 31, 2021 Time: 13:45 The Hares are off at 14:00 10/31星期天 13:45 集合 兔子14:00 準時起跑 *******WHERE******* ****哪兒***** Location: A: Xiangshan Park (Run Start) A: 象山公園 https://goo.gl/maps/Wff6nqpp1tRNt3ds6 B: Yongchunpi Ecological Park (Finish Point) B: 永春陂生態濕地公園 https://goo.gl/maps/jJGVs3sJvKxueHSE9 ******HOW?******* Be green and take the MRT to Xiangshan MRT Station. Get out via Exit 2 and follow the flour to the Run Start. 當個環保的好孩子，搭捷運到象山站(淡水/紅線)，從２號出口跟著麵粉走到起跑點 *******Price******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* The bash will be at 第一鮮生猛現撈現炒(Seafood Restaurant) https://goo.gl/maps/XLRQ6EyqSeUTMsux5********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

October 31, 2021 (2:00 pm) – October 31, 2021 (12:00 am)

October 19, 2021

#2419 – Cock a Doodle Damn – The Recovery Run

#2419 - Cock a Doodle Damn - The Recovery Run

Details

FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ****** WHAT? ******* 蝦咪? There are several reasons for a person to hunt, like to harvest useful animal products, to remove predators dangerous to humans, to eliminate pests, you name it, but for sure Cock Hunter was doing it for recreation, for pleasure, for her trophy. 一個人打獵有幾種原因，像是捕獲動物來吃來用啦，清除對人類有害的捕食者啦，消滅害蟲等等的，你可以舉例的出來。但可以肯定的是，Cock Hunter 這樣做是為了娛樂，為了開心，為了她的戰利品。 However, in reality, Cock Hunter suffered a lot of misfortunes due to the hunting activity was exhausting, dangerous but mainly because not always she was able to get the Prey she was expecting (a really big one). Fortunately, her misfortunes ended up when one day she accidentally saw to Cock Prey Love taking a piss on Trail. She couldn’t even believe what she was seeing, but she knew it was the Prey she was looking for, then she exclaimed loudly “Cock-a-doodle-damn” and the rest is history. 但實際上，因為打獵這件事很累很危險，Cock Hunter遭受到很多不幸，但最主要的是因為她並不能總是抓到她期待的獵物（要一個真的很～大的）。幸運的是，有一天她不小心看到 Cock Prey Love 在野徑上小便，她的不幸就這樣結束了。她甚至不敢相信眼前所看到的，但她知道這是她要找的獵物，然後她大聲喊道：“該死的狗屎”，剩下的我們就都知道了。 Since then, Cock Hunter stopped her rambling and wild adventures, and decided to go for more peaceful and easy things to do in life, like the run she offered to hare this coming Sunday, hand in hand with Cock Prey Love. Yes, a 7Km A to A run, with 300m of elevation, over easy runnable trails, marvelous views, dog friendly and accesible vía public transportation. 從此以後，Cock Hunter 便停止了她漫無邊際的狂野冒險，決定在生活中做一些更和平、更輕鬆的事情，就像她在這星期天要跟Cock Prey Love 聯袂為我們帶來的run一樣。是低～一條 7 公里的 A to A run，爬升大約 300 公尺，簡單可跑的路徑，美不勝收的景色，狗狗友好和簡單搭乘公共交通工具就可到達。 After The DI debauchery and the 2400th Run celebration there is no excuse to miss this run. Take your fat arses to the run start and enjoy with us another great Sunday out. On On!!! 在放蕩的DI和第 2400 次慶祝跑之後，沒有理由錯過這次跑步。把你的胖屁股移駕到起跑點，和我們一起享受另一個美好的星期天。On On !!! ******* WHERE ******* ****哪兒***** Location : Longfenggu Park. No. 112, Xingyi Rd., Beitou District, Taipei City 龍鳳谷公園 https://goo.gl/maps/c8C9JNLkKTmHVWfB6 ******* HOW? ******* 1) Take bus 508, S8 or S36 from Shipai MRT station. Get off at Dunxu High School of Industry and Commercial (Xingyi). 1. 從捷運石牌站搭508,小8或是小36公車，在惇敘工商(行義)下車 2) Taxi pool from Shipai MRT Station to the run start. 2. 從捷運石牌站一起搭計程車 *********Price ********* Men $250 Women $200********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

October 17, 2021 (2:00 pm) – October 17, 2021 (12:00 am)

October 19, 2021

#2400 – Back To The Future: The 2400th Run

#2400 - Back To The Future: The 2400th Run

Details

FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ****** WHAT? ******* 蝦咪? After a few years of marriage, Pussy Vindaloo and Father Cockeye started to miss their wild adventures together, when Father Cockeye had 2 eyes and Pussy Vindaloo looked 16 years old (now you know the real reason the Father chose her). 結婚幾年後，Pussy Vindaloo 和 Captain Cockeye 開始懷念他們以前的黃金歲月，那個時候Cockeye有 2 隻眼睛，Pussy Vindaloo 看起來只有 16 歲（現在你知道 Cockeye 選擇她的真正原因了）。 They decided to build a time machine and travel back to Jiufen during the Gold Rush. When they came back to the future in May 2021, the trails they knew so well were all grown over and some had disappeared altogether. Taiwan then raised its Pandemic alert to Level 3, which also included restrictions on time travel. Unable to go forward in time or return to the past, they decided to stay and hare the Taiwan Hash’s 2400th run with a new route around Jiufen, connecting ancient trails and gold mines with winding alleys and views over the Yin Yang Sea. 他們決定造一台時光機，回去九份在淘金很狂熱的時候。 但當他們回到未來(2021年5月時)，他們發現大部分的步道被草覆蓋，有的甚至完全消失了。且那時(2021年5月)台灣隔離提升至3級,更不讓人時間旅行。無法及時前進或回到過去某個時間，所以他們決定留在當下,等到6月當 Taiwan hash 第2400次兔子, 創建新的路線繞九份，連接古老的步道和金礦，蜿蜒的小巷和陰陽海的景色。 Mysteriously, the time machine was suddenly reactivated (according to my technical knowledge of flux capacitors, orgies cannot be held on this kind of machine because temporal jumps might happen), bringing the hares back to the present time, and giving them no choice but to offer the 2400th Run for this coming Sunday. It will be an A to A run around 7km with about 300m of elevation – a little bit of heavy breathing to get to the highest point of Jiufen and then a gentle run down the mountain. 神奇的是，時間機器突然重新啟動（根據我對這種技術知識，機器上不能舉辦性愛派對 ，因為可能會發生時間跳躍）. 他們兩位回到現在, 使他們能夠當 Taiwan hash 第2400次兔子. 路線 A to A, 大概 7km, 高度 300m, 只需要前面多深呼吸到九份最高點然後可以輕輕鬆鬆下山. Come and join us and help to celebrate this achievement and of course to finish the Red Point Beer Keg that will be available at the venue. Cheers and On On!!!! 來跑九份，幫助慶祝這一成就，當然還有紅點啤酒桶要喝完。 乾杯，on on！！ ******* WHERE ******* ****哪兒***** Location : https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8 ******* HOW? ******* 1) Take bus 965 (MRT Fuzhong / MRT Ximen / MRT Beimen) Get off at Nanxinshan (two stops after Jiufen old street). Follow the flour to the campsite. http://www.tpebus.com.tw/image/lineimage.php?imagetest=9650 OR 2) Take the train to Ruifang train station, then take bus 965 or bus 788 or taxi pool to Nanxinshan (two stops after Jiufen old street), and follow the flour to the campsite. Drivers, go directly to the campsite. We have spoken to the campsite owner and he will let you park for free. Just tell him you are with the Taiwan Hash! https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8 1) 搭公車 965 (從捷運府中/西門/北門) 到南新山站 (老街後兩站) 下車, 跟著 麵粉到起跑點 (露營地). http://www.tpebus.com.tw/image/lineimage.php?imagetest=9650 或 2) 搭火車到瑞芳 換公車 965 /公車 788/搭計程車到南新山站 (老街後兩站) 下車, 跟著 麵粉到起跑點 (露營地). 開車 – 直接開車到 A 點 (露營地). 告訴露營地老闆 “我是 Taiwan hash!” 才可以免費停車。 https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8********* Price ********* Men $250 Women $200********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

October 10, 2021 (2:00 pm) – October 10, 2021 (12:00 am)

October 9, 2021

#2420 – The BMB’s Survivors Run

#2420 - The BMB's Survivors Run

Details

FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ****** WHAT? ******* 蝦咪? On April 15, 2013, a terrorist attack took place during the Annual Boston Marathon. Two homemade pressure cooker bombs were planted and detonated near the finish line of the race, killing 3 people and injuring hundreds of others with some of them with severe injuries like losing limbs. Despite how terrible this attack was, there is a bright side on that story that you should know. 在2013 年 4 月 15 日，一年一度的波士頓馬拉松大賽時發生了恐怖攻擊事件。兩枚土製炸彈在比賽終點線附近被放置然後引爆，造成 3 人死亡，數百人受傷，其中有一些人還因此失去了四肢。儘管這次襲擊這麼的可怕，但你應該知道這個故事還是有一個光明的一面。 Two well-known hashers, Premature Ejaculation and 500 Miles, are legendary because they manage to finish the Boston Marathon with no injuries. They were so fast that they reached the finish line way before the bombs exploded becoming 2 of the survivors of such a horrific attack. They felt so thankful to be alive, that they decided not to have participation in high performance races any longer, but instead, use their experience and skills to provide quality hash runs in honor to the fallen during the bombing. 兩位我們很熟習的hasher，早洩和五佰造就了傳奇，因為他們完成了那次的波馬且完全沒有受到任何損傷。他們跑得飛快，在炸彈爆炸之前就到達了終點線，也成為那次可怕攻擊中的其中2名倖存者。他們為自己可以活著這件事感到非常的感激，決定不再參加這種需要高度表現的比賽，而是利用他們的經驗和技能提供給大家高品質的hash run，來紀念在爆炸中喪生的人。 This coming Sunday, we are lucky to have the duo haring for us a fantastic A to B run, over the scenic area of Keelung, starting at Baifu Rail Station and ending in Qidu Rail Station. There will be a Long and a Short option: – The Long will be 9Km, 500+m of elevation. It will be difficult so if you are fast, strong, and stupid enough this is the option for you. – The Short will be 8Km, 300m of elevation. This is the strongly recommended option for walkers and inexperienced hashers. 這個星期天，我們很幸運有這兩位傳奇人物為大家安排了一場空前絕後的 A to B run，我們將穿越基隆風景區，從百福火車站一路跑到七堵火車站~ 會有長的跟短的任君選擇： – 喜歡長的~~會有9公里，爬升500公尺以上。會很硬，所以如果你夠快、夠強壯、夠蠢，這就是你的選擇。 – 喜歡短的~~是 8 公里，爬升300公尺。我們強烈推薦用走的人和沒有甚麼參加經驗者選這個。 Expect to have gorgeous trails, wonderful views, and runnable sections. See you all on Sunday, On On!!! 期待美麗又可跑的路徑跟超凡的景色吧~~ 星期天見啦，On On！！！ ******* HARES ******* Hare: Premature Ejaculation 早洩 CoHare: 500 Miles 五佰 ******* WHEN ******* Date: Sunday, October 24, 2021 Time: 13:45 The Hares are off at 14:00 10/24星期天 13:45 集合 兔子14:00 準時起跑 ******* WHERE ******* ****哪兒***** Location: A: Baifu Station is the start point A: 百福火車站是起點 https://goo.gl/maps/Cj9mJQ96XDCyrxuh8 B: Qidu Station is the finish point B: 七堵火車站是終點 https://goo.gl/maps/sqTmcuG8FdygSJ2e8 ****** HOW? ******* 1) Take a train from Taipei Main Station to Baifu Station. Possible options are 1182 (13:18->13:43), 4188 (13:24->13:49), 1188 (13:32->13:57) 1. 從北車搭區間車到百福車站 推薦搭乘1182 (13:18->13:43), 4188 (13:24->13:49), 1188 (13:32->13:57) 2) Drivers can go to B and park at Qidu Station Parking Lot here https://goo.gl/maps/NDvtjstTx6VUjPYN6 and take the train back to A (1 single station). 2. 開車的人可以先把車停在七堵火車站附近的停車場(估狗地圖如上連結)，然後再搭火車到Ａ點集合********* Price ********* Men $250 Women $200********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

October 24, 2021 (2:00 pm) – October 24, 2021 (12:00 am)

September 15, 2021

#2417 – The Linkou Layover Run

#2417 - The Linkou Layover Run

Details

FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******** WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** With Moon Festival behind us and Down Island just ahead we find ourselves in Limbo patiently waiting the madness that will come in October. Hard Disk and Tank come together to fill the void inside all of us with a picturesque amble around trails in Linkou which we do not get to often enough. The linkou layover run will take us touring around the beautiful natural surrounds of the border between Xin Bei and Taoyuan. Make your way there via Airport MRT or car. 隨著中秋剛過，全島特跑就在眼前，我們覺得自己處在一個空窗期，耐心的等待瘋狂降臨在10月。 Hard Disk 和Tank這時挺身而出，將一起填補我們所有人內心的空白，帶大家暢遊永遠嫌去的不夠多的林口優美路徑，遊覽新北和桃園之間美麗的自然環境。 你可以簡單地搭機場捷運或是開車到達起跑點。 ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Location : https://goo.gl/maps/44DkbUyhXqF6bPXH6 ********* HOW? ********* Take MRT to airport line station A9 Drive to GPS point above. 搭機場捷運到A9站 開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖 ********* Price ********* Men $250 Women $200********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

September 26, 2021 (2:00 pm) – September 19, 2021 (7:00 pm)

September 3, 2021

#2418 – The Big Fat Beach Down Island Weekend

#2418 - The Big Fat Beach Down Island Weekend

Details

FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******** WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** Down Island in Kaohsiung baby! Yeah, it’s not Bali, but tough shit – ha ha you can’t get to Bali. So come to the beach and have fun at DI. Sign-up here: https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39 歐耶~~~高雄我們來啦!!!!好啦，我知道不是峇厘，但是．．．哈哈，這時機你根本不能去峇厘啊!! 所以快來參加Down Island，一起在沙灘上享樂吧~~ 報名聯結 : https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39 After almost all the other big hash events were cancelled this summer, finally this is your chance to let rip in the furthest place possible from Taipei. I’m not talking about shuffling off to the corner for a silent one after too much bean soup. I’m talking more beautiful trail and scenery than you can shake a stick at, dancing on the bar and enough beer, beach and sunshine to satisfy even the most pent up and frustrated hashers. 幾乎這個夏天本來所有要舉辦的hash大型活動都被取消了，總算這是你可以在最遠離台北的地方起肖的機會。我可不是說在喝了太多無聊飲料後拖著腳走到角落里安靜地呆著。我說的可是讓你可以搖擺的很多美麗山徑跟風景，在酒吧裡跳舞，還有很多很多的啤酒，海灘，陽光，即使是最壓抑和沮喪的 hasher也一定會得到滿足。 Come with us to the jewel of southern Taiwan, as we cram every holiday you’ve missed this summer into a weekend extravagance of fun and debauchery. This year we’re staying on on Cijin island beach, a mere 60m from the sand and beach bar. Perfect for, hmm yeah well I know what you shameless lot get up to on the beach. 快來跟著我們去探索那台灣南方的寶石吧~我們把你今年夏天錯過的每個假期都塞進了這個周末的狂歡和放蕩中。今年我們將住在旗津沙灘附近，距離海灘跟酒吧只有短短的60公尺。非常地的適合…嗯…ㄟ…我知道你們這些羞羞臉人都在海灘上做些甚麼。 Friday: We’ll be in the beach bar from 6:30pm, join us when you can. Make your own way to Kaohsiung according to your work schedule and budget, choose cheap and slow or less cheap and fast (see below). Just don’t miss out on a fun first night. 星期五: 下午6:30開始我們都會待在海灘酒吧，你隨時可以加入我們。請自行依照你的上班時間跟預算抵達高雄，選擇便宜的，沒那麼便宜的，或是快的(請參照下方)方式，就是不要錯過開心的第一夜。 Saturday: AM Beach party followed by KH3 afternoon beach run – Our own Shitty Shrinkage and his KH3 co-hare Frozen Nuts have prepared a beach run to crown all beach runs. Jungle, monkeys, mountain trails and swimming. Followed by down downs on the beach. Like DI wasn’t enough fun already, Saturday is also an official joint run, there will of course be the chance for some friendly rivalry and bonding with our fellow KH3 hashers from down south. Saturday night bash, beach party and then special midnight run. 星期六: 早上海灘趴~隨之而來的是下午KH3舉辦的海灘run — 我們自家的Shitty Shrinkage和他KH3的副兔Frozen Nuts，準備了一條將可以稱霸所有海灘run的海灘run: 叢林,猴子,山徑跟游泳，然後會在海灘上舉行down down。好像還嫌DI不夠有趣似的，星期六甚至也是一個正式的聯合跑。大家將有機會認識切磋聯結一下我們身在南方KH3朋友們。 星期六晚上的bash, 海灘趴跟接著而來的”午夜特跑”~ Sunday: AM short hangover run on the island, then a relaxed and shady afternoon run on Kaohsiung’s forgotten Japanese mountain. Early bash start and finish time for everyone heading back up north. 星期天: 早上將會有短短的宿醉run，然後在高雄被遺忘的日本山上來個輕鬆陰涼的下午跑步。 Bash會提早舉辦，然後及時結束讓大家可以順利北上。 Places are limited, sign-up ASAP or risk missing out on what could be the best weekend of your life*. Sign-up here: https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39 Registration closes when all places are gone or else on Sep 20th. Alternative fact: DI has been described as “the highlight of my life” and “the pinnacle of my hashing career”. * You might get married, meet the love of your life, win the lottery etc while attending DI this year. 名額有限，報名從速，否則可能會錯過的是你一生中最美好的周末*。 報名聯結 : https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39 額滿後即停止報名，或是直到9月20日。 你應該知道的一個事實：DI 被描述為“我生命中的亮點”和“我hash生涯的頂峰”。 * 你可能會在今年參加 DI 期間結婚，遇到你一生的摯愛，中樂透等等。 ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Kaohsiung. Cijin Island Beachfront accommodation is 60m to the sand. https://goo.gl/maps/6Fm7TiXSofij6Td88 高雄，旗津區 海濱民宿，距離沙灘60公尺 https://goo.gl/maps/6Fm7TiXSofij6Td88 Run starts are within the city area and easily accessible by public transport. Runs explore the amazing coast and scenery near the city. Sunday run and bash are within stumbling distance of the Zuoying HSR station and nearby the bus terminals. 跑步起點位於市區內，搭公共交通工具就可輕鬆抵達。用跑步來探索城市附近令人驚嘆的海岸和風景吧~ 星期天的run 和 bash 位於左營高鐵站的步行距離內，靠近巴士總站。 ********* Price ********* 4000 NT Includes Saturday + Sunday runs, 2 bashes, 2 breakfasts, beers, vodkas, beach front accommodation (2 nights), DI gift, beach party Does not include lunch, there are loads of markets and stuff around the hotel. 費用4000台幣 包括週六 + 週日跑步、2 個bash、2 份早餐、啤酒、伏特加酒、海濱住宿（2 晚）、DI 禮物還有海灘趴~ 注意不包括午餐，住宿點的周圍有很多市場和東西可以自行採買 ********* HOW? ********* Walk: Free. (3 days) one way Bus: 600 NT (5h) one way Express train: 843 NT (4h) one way HSR: book early and get 1043 NT (30% off) 1192 NT (20% off) 1341 NT (10% off), 1490 NT full price (1h40 / 2h) one way 如何去？ 用走的：免費 （3天）單程 巴士：600 NT (5小時) 單程 自強號：843 NT (4 小時) 單程 高鐵：看你多早訂票 — 早鳥票1043 NT（30% off）1192 NT（20% off）1341 NT（10% off），1490 NT 全價（1h40 / 2h）單程 FAQ How are we doing this when every other major hash event has been cancelled, since Co-fifi came to town? Restrictions on gathering sizes have been relaxed now and practically speaking, renting private busses was and is almost financially impossible (can only fill to 50% capacity) so we have a city based DI. Make your own way to and from Kaohsiung via public transport. Travel within the city is easy and cheap via pubic transport. Why are we doing this? Is it safe? Restrictions have been lifted to the point where it’s not irresponsible to travel around the island anymore. We will be following all COVID protocols – hand sanitising, temperature checks, QR code contact tracing. If you don’t feel safe coming, then stay at home for now. We look forward to welcoming you back to the hash when things are back to normal and you feel safe to re-join us. 常問問題 自從疫情限制以來，當所有其他主要hash的大型活動都被取消時，我們為何可以還是舉辦DI？現在對聚會規模的限制已經放寬，但實際上，要租用私人巴士對我們的財政幾乎是不可能的（因為規定只能 50% 的容量），所以這次我們將有一個基於城市的 DI。請自行搭乘公共交通工具往返高雄。通過公共交通工具在城市內旅行既方便又便宜。 我們為什麼這樣做？安全嗎？限制已經解除到不再不負責任地環島旅行的地步。我們將遵循所有的防疫規定——手部消毒、測量體溫、掃QR cord實名制。如果你還是覺得來這裡不安全，那麼就請呆在家裡。當一切恢復正常並且你覺得可以安全地重新加入我們時，我們期待著歡迎你回到hash。********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

October 1, 2021 (6:00 pm) – October 3, 2021 (6:00 pm)

September 3, 2021

#2415 – The Brokeback Run

#2415 - The Brokeback Run

Details

FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有2級防疫規定 將採取實名制 報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******** WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** 注意~ 這次跑步的集合地點因為颱風改到捷運復興崗站囉!! I wish I knew how to quit you… How many times have those words been targeted towards the Hash? Well none have uttered them more than the man himself, HomerSexual. 喔~我多希望可以知道如何戒掉你… 你有多少次想對hash說出這句話? 好吧，大概沒有人比王先生(HomerSexual)更能說出這些話了。 This week Homersexual and Midnight Cowboy take us on a run sure to break your back around the Beitou area. He is an A-list hare so a perfect trail is guaranteed. 這個星期王先生和 Midnight Cowboy 將帶我們去北投地區，給大家來一場一定會讓你累歪歪的跑步。 老王此等特優好兔，絕對保證這次的路徑超完美! ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Location : GuizaiKang Beitou貴子坑 北投 Flour Start from Fuxing-gang MRT station 麵粉會從捷運復興崗站開始撒起 Drivers: https://goo.gl/maps/EbMkjk5Cu6FZijiy9 ********* HOW? ********* Fuxing-gang MRT station and follow the flour 搭捷運到復興崗站，然後跟著麵粉走 ********* Price ********* Men $250 Women $200********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

September 12, 2021 (2:00 pm) – September 12, 2021 (12:00 am)

May 3, 2021

#2396 – The Nowhere Run

#2396 - The Nowhere Run

Details

BUS RUN!!!! ********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** This Sunday sees the eagerly anticipated return to the TwH3 hares roster of one of our long-standing hares, Arthur’s Backdoor, assisted by the ever-pleasant former GM of TwH³ Desperate Hashwife. The hares promise us a run-of-the-year contender in classic hashing territory. Expect a delightful romp on the gentle slopes of Taoyuangu with a great variety of terrain; restored rice terraces, old farmhouses and the famous buffalo pastures topped off with those spectacular ocean views. Long and short trail options are available suitable for runners/walkers of all ages and fitness levels. We can only take small buses up to the run start which means places are extremely limited. You need to bus yourself fast if you want a spot so don’t leave us hanging. Buses depart from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:30pm. Note from the Trail Master (nobody is still feeling sore about the 6 nations) “something vaguely funny about Wales …” There will be a keg of draft beer at the run from our sponsor Redpoint Brewing! ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Nowhere Taoyuangu Hiking Trail Entrance https://goo.gl/maps/vU3cWfv97m3oaEHR6 ********* HOW? ********* Bus your own Face in the comments below or Drive to the Google Maps point above or Throw an Ender Eye really really far or Get in a probability drive enabled ship and try really hard to goto France ********* Price ********* Men $300 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 9, 2021 (2:30 pm) – May 9, 2021 (12:00 am)

April 26, 2021

#2395 – The Miner’s Secret Run

#2395 - The Miner's Secret Run

Details

********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** LONG: 8KM Gloves advised, should be a fast runner SHORT: 7km Participation award Arthur U Fag is a man that needs no introduction around these parts. This Sunday we return to Taipei triumphantly after the weekend of debauchery and defecation that was AIR 2021. The Hare reports, and I am not making any of this up, that he had heard tale of this trail from a eccentric, hiccupping miner as a young boy in the year of 19 and 49. Desperately he searched and searched to find it but to no avail. Decades were spent hunting for this fabled path only to be met with disappointment (from not finding it), dysentery (from creeping around Taipei’s old sewer systems) and dyslexia (from skipping school or something I don’t know OK I just like alliteration). Fast forward countless years and the young boy grew into a curmudgeonly old man. Beset with a great illness that hares know all too well: The Reccie Blue Balls. And that it seemed, was that… Until a fateful day in February of this year when AUF wearily put on his trail shoes, puled up his shorts, straightened his Reccie tie , accosted a young co hare, strapped his machete onto his back and set out for one more hunt. He had a roughly drawn map stained a faded red with Binglan spittle that had been given to to him all those decades ago, but, wait… what was this? Faded to a mirage but undeniable. A pencil scratching…. “Kunyang MRT Exit 4 follow the chalk for 300M” How had he not seen this before? How could the miner have known that Taipei would be home one day to a word renowned Mass Rapid Transport system and construction of Kunyang station would be in close proximity to the trailhead of legend? It doesnt matter, thought AUF reinvigorated, and feeling a tickle down below quite unlike any he had felt in years. On-On he shouted to no-one in particular! This was going to be Taiwan Hash H³’s best run ever. AUF promises to regale us with the story orally on Sunday…. I like Oral. ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** Kunyang Station Exit 4 (follow the flour for 300M) https://goo.gl/maps/kyfm8vLNDY6RdCJn7 ********* HOW? ********* Take the MRT to Kunyang station and walk or Head down to Al’s Magic carpet emporium on Guanfu South road to avail of the limited time 120% discount on Carpet rentals for Hashers only. Then fly your worries away. or Fly from Dehli https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search… ********* Price ********* Men $300 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 2, 2021 (2:30 pm) – May 2, 2021 (12:00 am)

April 19, 2021

#2394 – The Joint Run

#2394 - The Joint Run

Details

********* WHAT? ********* ******蝦咪****** **FROM THE HARES** This month’s run is coming in hot and it’s going to be a beautiful 12k run in Xiangshan home of our beloved GM Dick Sandwich. He is going to make sure that everyone who makes the trip for AIR gets treated to at least one good run over the course of the weekend. You’ll have plenty of trial time to sweat about all the mistakes you probably made the night before. For those of you not attending AIR, don’t worry, it’s not obligatory for you to attend AIR to attend this run. We’ve decided to join up with our Taiwan Hash brothers from Taipei and run on a Sunday together. Take the TSR to Xiangshan Station and the run start is an easy 1k walk from the station. This trail promises lots of rolling hills and a ghoulishly fun beer check. You won’t want to miss it. **From the TM** It comes but once a year but still somehow seemingly all too often. Yes that’s right its that time of year again. Roll up roll up the freaks are on parade. Its the H4XTwH³ joint run. This year coming right off the back of the AIR run it promises to be a hungover affair. Hared by none other than the illustrious GM himself, the Gem of the south, the belle of the ball (sack), Dick Sandwich and cohared by recent victim of a dramatized re-enactment of racially motivated police execution; “It doesn’t matter” The run has been described by Dick sandwich as… the best run happening on that particular Sunday in that particular line of longitude, promising stuff… Let’s be honest Taiwan Hash we aren’t going for the run. We just want to see what utter stupidity our gene-pool diversity challenged cousins can come up with to top last year. Its rather inconveniently located near a train station literally tens of kilometres away from (cultured) civilisation for those of you (un)fortunate enough to have skipped the AIR run. RUN INFO **When****何時** SUNDAY, April 25th, 2021 Hares off at 2PM 兔子2 起跑 Hare: Dick Sandwich Co-Hare: It Doesn’t Matter A-A Run Distance: 12km Schedule for Sunday (4/25) 13H30: Meet at run start: https://goo.gl/maps/EpYWoSQfhANgEkMv8 14H00: Hares off 17H00: Down-downs 17h00: Bash Cost for the run, beer, drinks, and snacks: 300 NT$ for guys 200 NT$ for girls ********* WHERE ********* *****哪兒****** near Xiangshan Train station (IN HSINCHU) https://goo.gl/maps/gGUjoR2PDR1iG28y8 ********* HOW? ********* Take the Fuxing shuttle train departing at 10:21 from Taipei main station on Sunday or Google maps it you cunts, what you want me to wipe your arse for you aswell? or Hold a broom between your legs tightly and quidditch your way to Hsinchu in style. You’re a wizard Harry! or If you are following the AIR run weekend itinerary wake up from your Airbnb, throw up and get on the bus. ********* Price ********* Men $300 Women $200 ********* COVID ********* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ********* Dick Check ********* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ********* Disclaimer ********* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

April 25, 2021 (12:00 am) – April 25, 2021 (12:00 am)

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