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July 24, 2022 (2:30 pm) – July 24, 2022 (12:00 am)

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July 17, 2022 (2:30 pm) – July 17, 2022 (12:00 am)

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July 10, 2022 (2:30 pm) – July 10, 2022 (12:00 am)

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run 路線：A to A Long: 8km Short: 7.5km Elevation: 350m 爬升：350m Hare: Hunting Cunt Cohare: Dry Pussy On the weekend of July 4th in 1996 one brave American pilot from the Taiwan Hash Air Division made the ultimate sacrifice and helped Will Smith save humanity. How? By flying his F-16 into the giant pulsating vulva of an invading alien hare’s spaceship, giving it a good dose of the computer clap, and then letting off a huge explosion from a dirty Kaoliang bomb. 1996年7月4日的那個周末，一位來自台灣健龍航空英勇的美國機長做了終極的犧牲並幫助威爾史密斯保有人性。怎麼辦到的？他駕駛著他的F-16衝向入侵的異端越野兔母艦巨大抖動的核心，給了它一劑重擊，然後點燃高粱炸彈引發大爆炸。 26 years on and there are new disturbing rumors- cold beers simply disappearing, strange white powdery ectoplasm on trails, machete marks in the undergrowth… We believe two of the alien hares crash landed and survived to this day in the area south of Xindian. Join us this Sunday as we get all American to go hunt them down, reclaim our humanity and ease our hangovers. 26年後開始有著令人不安的傳言－冰啤酒短缺、步道上出現詭異的白色粉末、砍過的灌木叢…。我們猜測有兩位異端越野兔在新店區南部自殺式降落後，存活至今。本周日加入我們進行美國英雄式的追捕，喚回我們的人性，減輕我們的宿醉。 Afterwards we’ll enjoy the victorious feeling of still being alive by appreciating a few cold ones with our fellow survivors. If you catch the alien hares who set out to enslave us, you can help exterminate them at down-downs. 結束後我們能與其它的倖存者一起享受幾杯冰的勝利感，如果你追捕到企圖奴役我們的異端越野兔，可以在吐槽大會處決他們。 Weather permitting there will be a fine beer check with scenic mountain views and the chance to cool off at the end in Taipei City’s drinking water reservoir. 如果天氣允許，將會有一個自帶山景的啤酒補給站。 If you recently came to a hash run hared by Dry Pussy and Limp of Shame from the same start point, rest assured there will be a few new surprises this time around! 如果你近期有參加過Dry Pussy 跟Limp of Shame兔過的路線，放心期待這次將會有一些新的驚喜！ PS Americans – no guns needed. Stars and stripes, fireworks, red white and blue are optional but encouraged. P.S. 美國人們－不需攜帶槍枝，歡迎星星、條紋、煙火，紅白藍。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday July 3rd 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE******* Yongxing temple (永興宮). No. 45, Yongxing Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231 號45永興路新店區新北市231 https://goo.gl/maps/YoxcxcA3F8M41Ba78 ******HOW?******* Public transport: Take bus 849 or GR3 from Xindian MRT (8 mins) and get off at Xiaocukeng (小粗坑) bus stop. https://goo.gl/maps/cDRFm591SVsyxf4L9 Follow the flour to the run start (5 min walk). Drivers: Parking available on the road by the Guishan Hydro Electric Plant. 怎麼去： 大眾運輸系統－自新店捷運站搭乘公車849或綠3約8分鐘於小粗坑站 https://goo.gl/maps/cDRFm591SVsyxf4L9 下車，跟著麵粉走約5分鐘至起跑點。 開車者：桂山發電廠旁有停車位。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* If you’d like to join the hares for an unofficial dinner there’s a good kiln chicken restaurant nearby, with a regular direct bus back to the Xindian MRT from outside the restaurant afterwards. 如你希望加入兔子們的非正式聚餐，附近有家超讚的雞雞餐廳，餐廳外有直達新店捷運站的公車可搭乘返家。 壯壯甕仔雞 烏來店 0226665658 https://goo.gl/maps/zduMxV8wWKTbtusv9 231新北市新店區新烏路二段9號 No. 9號, Section 2, Xinwu Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

July 3, 2022 (2:30 pm) – July 3, 2022 (12:00 am)

Yongxing temple (永興宮). No. 45, Yongxing Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231 號 45永興路新店區新北市231 https://goo.gl/maps/YoxcxcA3F8M41Ba78

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, 7 km 300m elevation. 路線：A to A Hare: Dump and Run Cohare: Mr Sausage Next week’s run will take in glorious trails, views and provide the chance to relax in the water with some good company and a keg of Redpoint beer. What more I ask, could you possibly want? – A lovely b**ch of course, and next week’s run has been proclaimed an official B**ch Run! 本周有美妙的路線, 風景, 還有機會與跑友們一起泡在水裡享受紅點啤酒, 我就問, 還缺什麼!? – 當然就差個好b**ch嘛所以本周路線正名為 b**ch之亂! These days we don’t say the B word. Not because b**ches are bad (despite what the government might have had you think during the covid lockdowns). It’s because after The Leash’s spectacular failure to provide sunshine earlier in the month, we’re not going to jinx it. So, pack your b**ch towel, pull on your b**ch shorts, heck you can even get out your b**ch balls and b**ch hat. 這些日子我們鮮少使用這個字了, 倒也不是因為b**ch不好(儘管疫情警戒期間政府可能有讓你覺得有點哪啥), 但就因為The Leash 本月稍早在約太陽先生跑的的時候鎩羽而歸, 咱們怎麼搞也不能更糟了。所以打包好你的b**ch毛巾, 穿上你的b**ch短褲, 甚至可以帶上你的b**ch球球跟帽帽。 Dump and Run and Mr Sausage have been bronzing their bits on these sands for years, so they know all the best spots. Don’t miss out on what is sure to be one of the most enjoyable, gritty and naked runs of the year so far. Dump and Run and Mr Sausage 已經在這片沙上沉潛多年, 保證知道最好的角落, 別錯過這保證是今年最令人享受, 最硬, 最裸露的一次路線。 The hares will be partying the night before on Saturday and camping if you’d like to join them. This is one of the best times of the year to enjoy camping and sleeping on the b**ch before the hot weather kicks in. Prepare a tent and contact the hares if you’re interested in joining. 如果有興趣, 可加入兔子們周六晚一起先露起來, 這也會是一年中熱到脫褲前最適合露營跟在b**ch上睡覺的最好時機, 現在就準備好你的帳篷, 拿起手機, 找兔子。 On Sunday they will also be privately partying at Drifters by the train station after the run if you’d like to join them for live music, beer and pizza. 週日跑後會在外澳車站旁的Drifters酒吧不公開趴踢, 歡迎加入一起喝啤酒, 吃披薩搭配一點Live音樂。 PS If you were lucky enough to attend last week’s run, there’s no need to b**ch to the TMs – rest assured will be no cross-over of the trails. 最後, 如果你各位有幸跑到上周的路線, 先別急著跟我靠北邊走, 路線沒有重複蛤。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, June 19th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! On Saturday there will be a group camping on the b**ch if you’d like to join just bring a tent and message the hares for meetup details. 週六會在b**ch上群聚露營, 對相關資訊有興趣請準備好自身帳篷並訊息兔子。 *******WHERE******* Waiao b**ch 外澳 b**ch Section 2, Binhai Rd, Toucheng Township, Yilan County, Taiwan 261 261宜蘭縣頭城鎮濱海路二段 https://goo.gl/maps/Z5S6MJJUT5NfN7P97 ******HOW?******* Follow the flour from WaiAu Station to Waiau B**ch start Fastest way to Waiau B**ch is via Bus from Nangang. Exit the bus right after the tunnel then run the few km to Toucheng B**ch or taxi or local bus or Ubike. Most lovely way to Waiau B**ch is via the coastal train. Stunning. 怎麼去: 自外澳車站跟著麵粉走到外澳B**ch起跑點。 最快的方式是從南港搭客運, 一過隧道就下車然後跑或計程車或台灣好行公車或Ubike個幾公里到頭城B**ch 。 最好的方式是搭區間車到外澳車站, 水喔! *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

June 19, 2022 (2:30 pm) – June 19, 2022 (12:00 am)

Waiao b**ch 外澳 b**ch Section 2, Binhai Rd, Toucheng Township, Yilan County, Taiwan 261 261宜蘭縣頭城鎮濱海路二段 https://goo.gl/maps/Z5S6MJJUT5NfN7P97

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, Short: 6.5 km 280m elevation. Long: 7-8 km 280m elevation. 路線：A to A Hare: Mr Potato Head Cohare: Durex Years ago next week’s hares were spending a sunny afternoon by the river. They had prepared a huge jug of chilled pina colada cocktail and were ready to soak up some rays. Shortly after the first drops had passed their lips, Durex noticed something strange. Mr Potato Head started to look a little more teenage, and a little green. 多年前本周的兔子在一個河邊享受著和煦的午後，他們帶了一大壺的鳳梨調酒正準備要吸收一些紫外線，正當他們嘗了幾口，Durex感到有點不對勁，Mr. Potato Head則看起來看些年輕, 有些…綠。 “Dude what’s up with your face?” “Far-out, you totally look 10 years younger” “Bodacious!” ＂欸你的臉發生什麼事？＂ ＂我的老天鵝啊，你看起來年輕了十歲欸！＂ ＂噁妹進！＂ Things only got stranger, they started to develop strange American accents, a craving for pizza and scaly skin… 但事情越發怪異，他們開始操起美國口音，還很想吃披薩，皮膚變得乾裂… A quick Google later, they discovered the source of the changes. A mad pineapple farmer in Kaohsiung had been lacing his pineapples with an experimental fertilizer. When combined with ice made of water from the Guishan area and coconut milk, the radioactive pineapple juice started to change their DNA. The Teenage Mutant Hashing Turtles were born. 迅速的姑狗了一下，他們發現了起因，一個高雄的鳳梨農使用了一種實驗性的肥料，當使用龜山區域的水源製作的冰塊結合搭配椰奶，食用這個具有放射性的鳳梨調酒將改變人的DNA，變種龜少年誕生了。 Luckily these guys are hashers. Instinctively they knew what to do. They threw on their shoes, ran 8km around the local trails and swiftly sank 10 cans of beer each. Of course, this is the only cure for looking that green and hungover. Happily buzzed and relieved to be looking less green and scaly, the two relaxed back in to the water to complete the end of their treatment – chilling in the awesome swimming hole that will be the end to this Sunday’s trail. 還好這些人是跑者啊，他們立刻知道該怎麼做了，套上運動鞋，在鄰近區域大跑8公里，然後各自灌下十罐啤酒。想也知道，這是對付宿醉跟一臉綠光的唯一解方。不再那麼綠，不再那麼乾裂後，他們終於鬆了一口氣，繼續完成最後一道療程－泡在路線最後的池子裡游泳。 Check out the pictures, you’re going to be jealous if you miss this one! 快看看本次路線的照片啊，錯過可惜！ Cowabunga! *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, June 12th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Near Guishan station , Genfeng, Yilan 近宜蘭縣頭城鎮礁溪鄉之龜山火車站。 北關海鮮城 -(人氣排隊餐廳、家庭桌菜 聚餐推薦、新鮮活海產必吃) 03 977 6196 https://goo.gl/maps/giDuRzBALfzGajrm8 ******HOW?******* Take the train to Guishan Station and follow the flour. 搭乘台鐵至龜山站並跟著麵粉走。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

June 12, 2022 (2:30 pm) – June 12, 2022 (12:00 am)

Near Guishan station , Genfeng, Yilan 近宜蘭縣頭城鎮礁溪鄉之龜山火車 北關海鮮城 -(人氣排隊餐廳、家庭桌菜 聚餐推薦、新鮮活海產必吃) 03 977 6196 https://goo.gl/maps/giDuRzBALfzGajrm8

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, Short: 5km 200m elevation. Long: 7km 400m elevation. Extra Long: 8km 600m elevation. 路線：A to A Hare: Up Chuck Run Cohare: Dick With a Bigger Cam Up Chuck Run arrived in Taiwan a few years ago on the very day of his birthday. He strode out of his hostel and began to explore the vibrant Taipei nightlife around him. As he sauntered along, he was snapped out of his daydreaming by a wolf whistle! A strange person wearing a mini skirt was waving at him from across the street. Up Chuck Run 幾年前在他生日那天抵達台灣，他從旅社邁開步伐開始探索多采多姿的台北夜生活，而正當他邊閒晃邊做著白日夢時，口哨聲突然把他驚醒! 對街一個穿著迷你裙的怪人正在向他揮手。 Dick With A Bigger Cam was also out on the town celebrating his birthday that night. As he tucked into his 5th mojito, he noticed a complete dreamboat across the street. A loud wolf whistle later, he began plying the young man with booze. 當晚 Dick With A Bigger Cam 也正在慶祝他的生日，當他喝掉第五杯莫西多調酒，他注意到一個對街長得像他夢中情人的男子，一陣激烈的口哨聲後，他便開始對夢中情人進行一個灌酒的動作。 Up Chuck Run was dragged around every gay bar at the Redhouse that evening and it was only when a freak gust of wind lifted the kilt and exposed Dick With a Bigger Cam’s junk that he realised the blunder he’d made. All was forgiven and a friendship and a tradition were born. These two will gladly share their birthday drag bar crawl (in the form of a run) with you this Sunday. Up Chuck Run 那個晚上被拉到一家又一家紅樓附近 的同志酒吧，直到一陣怪風把 Dick With a Bigger Cam的蘇格蘭裙掀起露出他的那一包，他才發現他犯下了多大的錯誤。一切都說開也被原諒了，一段友達以下及一項他們之間的傳統就此展開，本周日他們將在生日那天很榮幸地與你們一起（以跑步的方式）巡視變裝酒吧。 Drag or kilts optional (except for the hares). 您可選擇要變裝或以傳統的方式穿著蘇格蘭裙（內褲失蹤）的方式出席 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, June 5th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Near Dingpu MRT Station 近板南線（藍線）頂埔捷運站 ******HOW?******* Follow the flour from Dingpu MRT Station 怎麼去 自頂埔捷運站跟著麵粉走。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

June 5, 2022 (2:30 pm) – June 5, 2022 (12:00 am)

Near Dingpu MRT Station 近板南線（藍線）頂埔捷運站

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, 7km 200m elevation 路線：A to A, 7k爬升200 Hare: Dr Vagina Face Cohare: Flacid (軟男) It was a Friday night and Dr Vagina Face had the horn. After finishing the bash, he headed home and a perverted scheme crept into his mind. He logged in to the university’s high-powered radio-telescope and began to train the lenses toward the bright lights of Taoyuan city. But before he could properly finish the task in hand, his vision blurred, and he slumped face first to the keyboard. 一個周五夜黑風高的夜晚， Dr. Vagina Face感到一陣焦躁難耐，聚餐結束返家後，一個小奸小惡的念頭在他腦中萌芽，他登入大學的高功率電波望遠鏡然後調整鏡頭轉向燈火通明的桃園市。但就在他即將完成任務之際，突然感到一陣視線模糊，臉朝下倒在鍵盤上。 The next morning, he woke with a guilty jolt. He began gently peeling his tongue from the crusted spacebar, and rolled his eyes upwards to examine the blinking screen: Anomalies found: 1/ Distance 207,005, 987 km/ Size: 100,000 square meters / Composition: 92% Iron, 6% Gold, 2% Cheese. 隔天早上他帶著罪惡感醒來，一邊把黏在空白鍵盤上的舌頭拔起，一邊揉揉眼睛看向閃爍著的螢幕－發現異物質：距離207,005, 987公里/ 規模100,000平方米/ 92%鐵、6%金、2%起司組成。 Mmm hmmm gmmm, hmm! He tapped his name into the NASA online registry of space objects and bingo – asteroid EL-0N-MU55KIS80087355-X was his! For an exciting moment, the future seemed very rosy. 轟隆…轟隆…轟轟轟隆! 他在NASA太空物體註冊網站輸入自己的名字搜尋然後賓果! 一籠馬濕嗑捌洞洞捌拐參伍伍-叉小行星是他的了! 在那一瞬間，他感到未來充滿了一片光明。 The next day things started getting weird, a single piece of biltong arrived with a simple demand etched into it: SELL ME THE SPACE ROCK. All the local farmers in Taoyuan began investing in dangerous guard dogs and driving Teslas, the local bash restaurants all closed. Before 8am every day, all the beer in every local 7-eleven had been bought and poured into the river. 但就在隔天，事情開始變得怪異，首先他收到一塊乾肉條，上面寫著簡單的指示：小行星倘賣嘸? 所有桃園當地的農民們開始豢養兇猛的看門狗，開著特斯拉，當地餐廳全部暫停營業。每天早上八點以前，每家便利商店的啤酒全被買走然後倒進河裡。 Dr Vagina Face faced a choice – A future as a sad billionaire but unable to hash, or to sell his space rock to the mystery South African at a knock down price. He chose the hash! – and with the money bought and disposed of all the farm dogs in the Taoyuan metro area. Dr. Vagina Face面臨了一個難題－是要成為一個哀傷且無法跑hash的億萬富翁，或是賤賣他的小行星給一個神祕南非投資客? 他選了hash!- 然後他把得到的錢將所有桃園機捷站附近的看門狗全部買來放生。 The trails in Shanbi are outstanding so don’t miss out as we celebrate our hare’s generosity this Sunday. There will be verdant fields, rolling hills, great views, and possibly a few dogs. If you’re scared of dogs don’t worry – the hares are kindly sponsoring a special memorial safety rock for each runner. 本週日在山鼻站的路線非常棒所以千萬別錯過了慷慨的兔子為我們做的路，會有青翠的田野風光，起伏的小山丘，美好的風景，可能還會有一些狗，但是怕狗人士免驚! 兔子為各位準備了特別有紀念性的石頭給各位帶著防身。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, May 29th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Shanbi Meetup at the farmhouse restaurant: 機捷山鼻站, 在大排檔居酒屋 佳園復古餐廳會合: https://goo.gl/maps/BtVd1nZ2U9PXSxNK9 ******HOW?******* Airport MRT A10 Shanbi and walk 5 minutes. YouBike from Bali for the chronically masochistic. Drivers – there’s loads of free parking. 怎麼去: 正常人- 機捷 A10 山鼻站步行五分鐘 受虐狂- 從八里Youbike 駕車者- 很多停車位 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 29, 2022 (2:30 pm) – January 1, 1970 (12:00 am)

Shanbi Meetup at the farmhouse restaurant機捷山鼻站在大排檔居酒屋 佳園復古餐廳會合https://goo.gl/maps/BtVd1nZ2U9PXSxNK9

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, Short 6km 200m elevation & Long 11km 400m elevation 路線：A to A, Short: 6k爬升200 & Long: 11k爬升400. Hare: The Leash Cohare: Tommy Liu Never judge a hasher by their hash name, a book by its cover or a hare by the bulges in their flour bags, so the old saying goes. 自古有言，汝切勿以貌取人、以兔名賤跑者、以麵粉袋識兔子。 So, we must ask ourselves – have we been wrong about next week’s hare all these years? Is it in fact The Leash who has been on the leash recently? With Dr Binglang finally packed off to ‘Straya I reckon we’re going to find out – when the Dr’s away, mamma’s gonna play! – The Leash is going to be OFF THE LEASH!! 所以，我們得好好捫心自問，這些年來是不是都誤會了本周的兔子？Dr. Binglang終於出發去了澳洲(前情提要請見第2445次跑跑)，估計我們終於要見證老公不在家，老娘怎麼玩！－The Leash脫韁啦！ So, watch out Taiwan Hash, the Formosa Hash GM is on the party warpath – this Sunday there’s going to be typically glorious trails, white wine and beer galore BUT because of the crappy weather there won’t actually be a white sandy beach by the sea…. will a duck pond do instead? You already know who to blame anyway and it’s certainly not going to stop the hares running in their bikinis. 所以啦你各位台灣健龍跑者們，要知道芙爾摩莎跑山俱樂部(Formosa Hash)會長現正趴踢中，也正在去趴踢的路上－本周日會有必備的超讚路線和滿載的白酒和啤酒，就差白沙海灘了！可惜因為天氣蕭爛，所以只能先以池塘將就啦！總之你知道是誰的錯，但這也不會阻止兔子們穿比基尼的。 Judging also by the leaked FH3 photos that I’ve discovered circulating on the dark web – there’s likely to be wild down-downs, (semi-)optional nudity and finger food. There could be raucous singing, high-heels on trail and a lot of drunkenness, who really knows? Join us this week to find out. 從我在黑網上閒晃時發現的芙爾摩莎外流照片中看起來，本周日貌似會有狂野的吐槽大會、假自願真強迫的裸露以及一些小點心，可能會有喧鬧的歌聲、有人可能會穿高跟鞋跑、也有可能你各位會變成醉後大丈夫，誰知道呢？加入我們一起探索吧。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, May 22nd 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* The Indigenous People’s Park in Shilin – right by The National Palace Museum Sec 2, Zhi Shan Rd, Shilin District, Taipei City, 111 原住民文化主題公園 02 2881 2512 https://goo.gl/maps/ZdSLL5fDEZiM6oGZ9 ******HOW?******* Take any bus to National Palace Museum from MRT Shilin station, then 4 mins walk. 怎麼去 士林捷運站搭乘任一台往故宮的公車，下車後步行4分鐘。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

May 22, 2022 (2:30 pm) – May 22, 2022 (12:00 am)

The Indigenous People’s Park in Shilin – right by The National Palace Mueusm Sec 2, Zhi Shan Rd, Shilin District, Taipei City, 111 原住民文化主題公園 02 2881 2512 https://goo.gl/maps/ZdSLL5fDEZiM6oGZ9

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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL 遵守所有防疫規定 ，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手 ******WHAT?******* A:A run, 8km / 265m elevation 路線：A to A 8k爬升265m Hare: Fly 跑跑姐 Cohare: Jo Good 王玟媛 Like many hashers, the true story of how Fly got her hash name is a secret shrouded in mystery. Years ago, she was perfecting the matter transporter that would enable her to travel instantaneously from down-downs to the bash restaurant, and then back home again. 就如同我們許多人，跑跑姐如何得到Fly這個封號的來龍去脈極其神祕，相傳多年前，有次她在保養可以讓她可以從吐槽大會瞬間移動到聚餐地點，再瞬間移動回家的座騎。 After a few beers she took the rash decision to test the machine on herself, but unknown to her, some flour and hair from her pet giant rabbit also slipped into the machine. The confused computer merged her DNA with the furry pet and flour and created a unique hybrid. She was granted super haring flour powers! However, the downside was an insatiable thirst for doing what horny rabbits enjoy most: she must now constantly pacify the inner animal by drinking beer and running every weekend. Join Fly and cohare Jo Good this Sunday as they continue the treatment regime and come to witness the haring superpowers for yourself. 幾杯酒下肚後，她心血來潮決定要測試看看，但她沒發現機器裡也飄進了些麵粉跟她寵物巨兔的毛髮。錯亂的機器把毛絨絨的寵物及麵粉融入了跑跑姐的DNA ，製造出一個獨一無二的變種魔法。她得到了巨兔神力！但缺點是她現在對於好動的兔兔最喜歡做的事感到難以滿足的渴望－為了時常撫慰內心的巨兔，跑跑姐每周末都要喝啤酒＋跑步！加入本周日跑跑姐 Fly 與副兔 Jo Good做的療癒路線，見證巨兔POWER 。 The hares have prepared a trail in Taoyuan around the very accessible Tiger Head Mountain, you can easily just walk to the run start at Taoyuan Arena from Taoyuan train station. This is a seasoned haring team who create some excellent trails, so checkout the photos and I don’t think you’ll be able to resist joining. 兔子們準備了ㄧ條靠近桃園虎頭山很好到達的路線，從桃園火車站步行即可抵達位於桃園巨蛋的起跑點。這對經驗老道的巨兔組合為大家帶來超棒的路線，瀏覽下照片就會知道我在說什麼了，你們肯定很難控制自己的雙腿！ In the words of the hares: There are great trails in this area and despite the area being well hashed, the husband of the hare has been busy cutting trails so even the most experienced hashers are bound to enjoy a few surprises. If you’re lucky there may still be white tung oil tree flowers in the area, but either way you’ll still enjoy a good run. 兔子的話： 虎頭山是非常好跑且熱門的路線，但巨兔老公這次幫忙砍路，保證砍出一條連老鬣狗都會感到新奇的路。如果幸運的話也許還能在路上賞油桐花，不過驚喜絕對不只這樣，也歡迎各路鬣狗跟兔子們一起穿旗袍來跑，漂亮地享受跑步的樂趣。 *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday, May 15th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!! *******WHERE******* Taoyuan Arena No. 1號, Section 1, Sanmin Rd, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, 330 桃園巨蛋 330桃園市桃園區三民路一段1號 https://goo.gl/maps/to1FwXTMEAvN3DBQA ******HOW?******* Follow the flour from Taoyuan train station. 桃園火車站前站有麵粉 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe. 我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

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May 15, 2022 (2:30 pm) – May 15, 2022 (12:00 am)

Taoyuan Arena No. 1號, Section 1, Sanmin Rd, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, 330 桃園巨蛋 330桃園市桃園區三民路一段1號 https://goo.gl/maps/to1FwXTMEAvN3DBQA